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Something Awful's Guide to Forum Posting.

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andyrightcoast
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The Guide to Forum Posting

Read and enjoy.


-Andy

NewSchoolSkiing+dot+com

'I'm the best from the east, I'm a wild crazy beast' - Andrew 'Dice' Clay
Aug 31 2002 7:00PM
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Natedawg
Posts: 589 - Karma: 10
LOL! That's pretty good!

BOIOIOIOIOIOING!!!

www.JIBCULTURE.com
Aug 31 2002 7:08PM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3909 - Karma: 223
ah! Not hekcorps!!11

'Star Trek forum: 'My friend Maria told me to post here. Maria, are you here? Maria? Hello? Plz reply if you're here! DOES ANYBODY KNOW MARIA HERE? how do i chat on this?''

This actually happened on an Unreal Tournament forum I (and someone at somethingawful.com) used to post on. A guy named Wouter Brinkman was looking for some girl named Maria he met on vacation Moscow who said she plays computer games. Poor guy.

'I am looking for Maria from Moscow who plays games?'

100% true story
Aug 31 2002 7:18PM
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kevywevy
Posts: 6292 - Karma: 13
thats great. but i don't fit in to any of them, but say my name 4 times i will appear!


LSKP??????
Aug 31 2002 7:35PM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3909 - Karma: 223
you mean you aren't derek smart?
Aug 31 2002 7:36PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
What is 7 of 9?
- - - - -
Vote rebel!

Lesbians are made by leaving whores in the closet with a bottle of fish food.
Aug 31 2002 7:39PM
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andyrightcoast
Posts: 5220 - Karma: 18
a character from one of the star trek shows
-Andy

NewSchoolSkiing+dot+com

'I'm the best from the east, I'm a wild crazy beast' - Andrew 'Dice' Clay
Aug 31 2002 7:44PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
oh christ that is gold.

'uhhh.... i figure since we will probably never meet then its okay to talk about balls. - Kamikaze
FROSTMONKEY.COM
Aug 31 2002 8:21PM
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Capurnicus
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haha i loved 'just like in real life, when you've got to introduce yourself to an alcohol support group or the gang of thugs who are smashing your car to pieces'
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I don't want the world, I just want your half.

I saved Latin, what did you do?

Aug 31 2002 9:23PM
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sizzlah
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 10
certain people came to mind in reading that...

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Yes, Harvey is definatly an 'ASS RAMMIN DICKHEAD' - Jibtech
Aug 31 2002 10:44PM
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witchbaby666
Posts: 642 - Karma: 10
They didn't have anything about random crazy crack whore.... Please dear god, don't say I'm another cute whatever version 2.0





A moment is the most you can ever expect from perfection.
Aug 31 2002 11:58PM
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Diabhal
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 10
ya you definatly aint cute.
'cause i don't get twon days of in a road silly' me trying to make sense

'why is panties plural but bra is singular?'

-are you still drinking jf?
-no no no... thats uhhh all behind me, why? are you buying?
Sep 1 2002 3:34AM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
Posts: 6783 - Karma: 23
That was pretty funny.














What is the colour of a mirror?
Sep 1 2002 6:14AM
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witchbaby666
Posts: 642 - Karma: 10
fuck off diabhal





A moment is the most you can ever expect from perfection.
Sep 1 2002 5:14PM
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dez22
Posts: 2959 - Karma: 65
im a half anime freak but i dont talk like that

and that talk about dbz is soooo off, like gohan didnt turn super saiyin until the cell games yet they were talking about how *rambles on more*
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'Pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DvD (he's not to bright)

skiers get head
snowboarders get ass
Sep 1 2002 6:42PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
those are pretty great i love the cute chick v2.0


Dan Maguire

Co-Founder of the Maple Valley Freeride Team, both members going west next season!

Go Red Sox

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Sep 2 2002 12:29AM
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Sean14456
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 38
ahahahaha, good stuff
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Sep 2 2002 1:08AM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
i dont even wanna read that shit
Hey yo im bringin it down with the sick boyz crew
The ill urban jibs is what we do

Im addicted to ClodHoppers.....
Sep 2 2002 2:40AM
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Sean14456
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 38
why not, its funny
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Sep 2 2002 2:43AM
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BigPerm
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 13
thats the funniest thing i have seen like all summer. haha, how did you ever find that man.
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Sep 2 2002 10:21AM
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andyrightcoast
Posts: 5220 - Karma: 18
I found it because somethingawful.com is the best site ever....

or as JeffK would say

AHAHA FAGGORTS!!!111 VISIT SOMETINGAWFUL.COM OR I WILL h4x0R j00!!1111111


-Andy

NewSchoolSkiing+dot+com

'I'm the best from the east, I'm a wild crazy beast' - Andrew 'Dice' Clay
Sep 2 2002 1:51PM
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