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Where does snow come from?
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Where does snow come from? This question has been answered my meteorologists by saying snow is formed in clouds, when it begins in the form of rain then freezes in the clouds and then falls to earth. Well I have a different take on that, what if snow was a gift? A from whom? a gift from God. See my take is that God wants us to enjoy life and what better way to enjoy that by skiing right? yeah, next time you're rippin' the fluff, give a little thanx...and if you desire, give God control...everything happens his way so why not join the winning team? God is awesome and thank-you for readin' my article.
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So is Iron Maiden!
there... since i wear my pants low, they are always below the piss hole on my boxers... and since my boxers are really cheap and from costco the button always opens. all that reedy saw was my limp dick, and he just wanted to see a raging hard boner so bad that that's what he saw in his mind. word.
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Blow Maiden out my ass? or Flats thesis on snow and God?
there... since i wear my pants low, they are always below the piss hole on my boxers... and since my boxers are really cheap and from costco the button always opens. all that reedy saw was my limp dick, and he just wanted to see a raging hard boner so bad that that's what he saw in his mind. word.
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Do I smell a flame war?
Seriously, though, I'm Christian but I don't believe that God is responsible for bringin us skiing.
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amen....snow is a gift from God
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Dude, wait a second...it's here somewhere...nevermind I'll find it later and tell you yesterday.
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dammit, i thought my cum had stopped freezing by now
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yeah What!
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I'm not saying God brought us skiing, He brings us snow. it's a great thing isn't it? If it weren't for snow....i probably would never had the chance to talk to you guys. Kinda cool huh? And Iron Maiden is pretty good.
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it came from heaven, that is why its so perfect. and thats why people invinted skiing, so that we would have something perfect to go with the perfect snow that we get. :)
well except in indiana...i think god hates us here because we hardly get any snow :(
luv,
Sonya
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i just really want to go skiing right now
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hah.. i thought you said india, not indiana... and i was all 'how is that possible?? there's no internet or computers in india'
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the asnwer is. snow comes from my father..
no joke.
he is the snow god of eastern north america! yey me that makes me a snow princess
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and that explains why the east had such a bad season last year, with all the terrorist stuff and other things in the world he didnt have as much time to give us alot of snow... so its binladens falt for last year
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i'm not religious or anything but it's so white and pure, it IS almost heavenly.
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