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Fuck ur short skis

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lukeneum
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if you ride skis that are shorter then you you a pussy
Aug 1 2023 11:44PM
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Farmville420
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Rare Lukeneum W
Aug 2 2023 1:56AM
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BLandz
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Is this Jebadia’s burner
Aug 2 2023 6:50AM
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partyandBS
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It’s hard to find 195+ park skis but you go off (short) king
Aug 2 2023 8:54AM
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hi_vis360
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Classic short man take, some of us are over 185
Aug 2 2023 8:55AM
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860media*
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Fact. Unless they don't make skis big enough...I know some tall skiers that wish they had 190+
Aug 2 2023 10:17AM
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kingsskier
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Ok little man. Us tall guys arent going to rock ski jumping skis.
Aug 2 2023 10:21AM
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j.roc
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6'2" on some 184's wishing Armada would offer a longer length in park/pipe skis
Aug 2 2023 12:02PM
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verynormalguy
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Someone link the swadburg thread where he talks about riding skis that are way too big for him and how everyone else should do the same
Aug 2 2023 12:05PM
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Farmville420
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verynormalguySomeone link the swadburg thread where he talks about riding skis that are way too big for him and how everyone else should do the same


When Ethan speaks you listen 🗣️
Aug 2 2023 12:56PM
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dognuts
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wow hot take
Aug 2 2023 3:29PM
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KungKalmar
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verynormalguySomeone link the swadburg thread where he talks about riding skis that are way too big for him and how everyone else should do the same


https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/877942/Should-we-make-fun-of-pros-on-skis---170cm-regardless-of-their-size
Aug 2 2023 4:01PM
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K-Dot.
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If x games implemented a rule that said you have to ride skis at least your height to compete, comp skiing would get so much better. Let those euro boys on tiny ass volkls go throw robotic ass triples with boot grabs somewhere else
Aug 2 2023 4:12PM
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Whackson
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Brother I’m 6’4
Aug 2 2023 4:13PM
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lukeneum
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hi_vis360Classic short man take, some of us are over 185

i’m 6ft😭 and my skis are still taller then me
Aug 2 2023 5:06PM
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lukeneum
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j.roc6'2" on some 184's wishing Armada would offer a longer length in park/pipe skis


so real we need some 190s
Aug 2 2023 5:07PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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860media*Fact. Unless they don't make skis big enough...I know some tall skiers that wish they had 190+


give me my 204 extra stiff Armada Magic J pls thank you
Aug 2 2023 5:30PM
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weastcoat
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Luke O’Brien, yung “finesse”, and others alike losing their heads over this one.
Aug 2 2023 5:36PM
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lukeneum
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BLandzIs this Jebadia’s burner


i’m jebs dad
Aug 2 2023 6:25PM
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dwt802
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860media*Fact. Unless they don't make skis big enough...I know some tall skiers that wish they had 190+


Or the company caps they at 178 or 180, then you just gotta make due
Aug 2 2023 6:28PM
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hi_vis360
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lukeneumi’m 6ft😭 and my skis are still taller then me


Yeah that’s cause you’re 183cm tall lol, all of my skis would be taller than me if I was that height. I’m 188cm, I’ve got 189 wets but they measure 187, probably investing in 191 jeffs for my next ski
Aug 2 2023 7:18PM
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Titus69
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weastcoatLuke O’Brien, yung “finesse”, and others alike losing their heads over this one.


Can confirm Luke’s are about as tall as him
Aug 2 2023 10:24PM
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Lukeobrien
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weastcoatLuke O’Brien, yung “finesse”, and others alike losing their heads over this one.


I’m 167 cm and my skis are 175 cm
Aug 2 2023 10:52PM
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verynormalguy
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Are there any companies out there that make 200+ cm freestyle skis?
Aug 2 2023 11:12PM
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WoFIowz
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hi_vis360Classic short man take, some of us are over 185

Sounds like an excuse to me from a tall man riding 160's
Aug 2 2023 11:53PM
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hi_vis360
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runforlove2024Sounds like an excuse to me from a tall man riding 160's



Aug 3 2023 8:59AM
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hi_vis360
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verynormalguyAre there any companies out there that make 200+ cm freestyle skis?


Vishnu is dropping the 201 wet minus next season, along with the new carving ski the dry
Aug 3 2023 9:01AM
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weastcoat
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LukeobrienI’m 167 cm and my skis are 175 cm


Cop some 180s
Aug 3 2023 10:05AM
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weastcoat
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Shoutout my boy Jebadia my guy is like 5’5” maybe and riding 189s. That man is HUNG.
Aug 3 2023 12:11PM
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Jems
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weastcoatShoutout my boy Jebadia my guy is like 5’5” maybe and riding 189s. That man is HUNG.

can’t see how that wouldn’t just turn into a nuisance when you’ve got that much extra
Aug 3 2023 1:40PM
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Holte
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When somebody makes a 190 park ski please call me ASAP
Aug 3 2023 1:47PM
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fredyferl
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Guys who ride long skis are very proud of their long skis
Aug 3 2023 2:06PM
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switchlip2
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lukeneumif you ride skis that are shorter then you you a pussy

Only not retarded thing you’ve said in your life congrats virgin
Aug 3 2023 2:31PM
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Calvin8200
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HolteWhen somebody makes a 190 park ski please call me ASAP

You can get the Jeffrey 102 in a 191
Aug 3 2023 2:54PM
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dwt802
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OP’s grounds that allow him to talk the shit:


Aug 3 2023 4:41PM
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weastcoat
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HolteWhen somebody makes a 190 park ski please call me ASAP


Dude plenty of companies make 190s now
Aug 3 2023 5:47PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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hi_vis360Vishnu is dropping the 201 wet minus next season, along with the new carving ski the dry


@VISHNU no need to ever hire a marketing guy, he's got a bead on the market here
Aug 3 2023 6:08PM
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BLandz
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dwt802OP’s grounds that allow him to talk the shit:




OP is actually sick af
Aug 3 2023 9:37PM
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Jems
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dwt802OP’s grounds that allow him to talk the shit:



just look him up on IG
Aug 3 2023 11:35PM
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dwt802
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BLandzOP is actually sick af


Jemsjust look him up on IG


Okay fair OP nice with it but why not post that up on here or YouTube? You guys or OP got links? Real talk was just making jokes but would be down to watch more.

**This post was edited on Aug 4th 2023 at 1:18:04am
Aug 4 2023 1:16AM
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WoFIowz
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True 189?
hi_vis360Classic short man take, some of us are over 185
hi_vis360
Aug 4 2023 3:31PM
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vroskii
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Born riding long skis…die riding long skis
Aug 4 2023 6:56PM
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hi_vis360
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runforlove2024True 189?


Nah they measure 187, so they’re the same length as my woodsmans, so they still aren’t taller than me sadly
Aug 4 2023 8:17PM
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lukeneum
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dwt802OP’s grounds that allow him to talk the shit:



what does this mean

**This post was edited on Aug 4th 2023 at 9:11:18pm
Aug 4 2023 9:08PM
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Whackson
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lukeneumwhat does this mean

**This post was edited on Aug 4th 2023 at 9:11:18pm

No edit no opinion on this site bud
Aug 4 2023 10:26PM
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WoFIowz
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WhacksonNo edit no opinion on this site bud

Shit really? I musta missed that rule
Aug 5 2023 10:56AM
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Christian_Bale
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WhacksonNo edit no opinion on this site bud

I think this should only really apply if you're talking shit about a particular person's skiing and you have none of your own clips posted.
Aug 5 2023 3:56PM
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weastcoat
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hi_vis360Vishnu is dropping the 201 wet minus next season, along with the new carving ski the dry


I think their next in betweener of Wet and Wide will be the Moist
Aug 5 2023 5:26PM
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Jaski69
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Jemscan’t see how that wouldn’t just turn into a nuisance when you’ve got that much extra

I’m 5’8 on 189s and they are literally perfect lol you jus gotta have good control over yo shit
Aug 5 2023 6:47PM
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lukeneum
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WhacksonNo edit no opinion on this site bud


check my instagram retard😹 all my socials are the same
Aug 5 2023 6:49PM
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lukeneum
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WhacksonNo edit no opinion on this site bud


come to wi i’ll buy you a lift ticket and we can have a game of slvsh😹😹😹
Aug 5 2023 6:54PM
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