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Up for grabs is an extremely rare Oakley medic one piece.
This is a relic of another age, an age when we relied on freeze magazine to tell us what was cool. An earlier age when we idolized the new found gorilla Steeze, the sheer massiveness of the backcountry hits in session 1242, and Michael Descheneaux’s sausaged out cork 9 opp blunts. This all matters not however, especially as those my age, and can remember the glory days of Oakley outerwear are likely not reading this, nor watching their vhs copies of exact science or Volume 1-20.
For those still with me, here are some more specific specs on this specific medic onsie.
The medic was released in 2005, but only offered in red and green camo for the general public to purchase. The black, white, and buckshot camo colorways were specifically team issues or early samples.
This one specifically belonged to Michael Deacheneaux. He wore
It in the 2009 us open big air… that was That year at copper That Jon Olson was a kangaroo flipper, Schiller was doing those switch 14,000’s or whatever, and c. Gagnier won with that octo grab shit. Not like that matters in any way shape or form, I understand it’s kind of irrelevant, but as it is a fun real fact I thought I’d include it.
Also if you don’t know who Michael d is you should leave this page and give up.
Size large, fits very big… appropriately baggy. For reference I’m 6’1 and 225lb. Comfiest and warmest getup I’ve ever had.
Excellent condition, a few nicks here and there but no major wear, zippers and vents all work great.
This is truly a one of a kind piece, especially for those who know. I’ve loved, protected, and cherished this for many winters, but now, with 2 torn acl’s and a new back surgery I feel it’s time I pass this on to someone who will appreciate it as I have.
I doubt anyone my age is reading this as I haven’t engaged in NS for many a year, but if so please send me a message.
For all the kids out there…. If you want seasoned vets and pro riders to compliment your fit, this is for you. Compliments from random competent riders, check. You wear base layers and still get cold sometimes? Not wit this piece! Swear to whatever god you do or don’t believe in you’ll only ever wear a t shirt under this ever, plus you can also use it as a sleeping bag in airports/lodges/sororities.
Open to trades if you’re cool if not fuck off. Also posting this on eBay, fb mp, and Poshmark in the Boulder Denver area…. Open to dirt bikes, mopeds, trailers, beat up trucks/vehicles, sir Francis bacons or similar skis (180cm +) guns, whinches, instruments, amps,
No low offers that don’t include a trade will be denied. Unless you say, “my mommy will only give me 650 for this” or “ will you accept a Venmo from
My mom? Dads are fine too.
Or if your parents were into riding in the early to mid 2000’s maybe this could be the gift you give them to win back their appreciation of you.
This is the first listing I’m making for this suit…. Seems steep I know, but it never fails to draw compliments appreciations.
Posted on NS first cause I wanna have hope for the younger generation of freeskiers, I hope someone reading this actually pulls through and snakes this Uber rarity…or better yet, someone like myself finds it and claims it on principle. ( huge discount) But if not, the next plan of attack is list it on Los Angeles Poshmark as vintage Oakley outerwear.
Or just gate keep it for myself
Prove your cool enough
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