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Your BEST first impressions at your first day of school

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Raz.
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so today i was just hyper as fuck, so ijust messed with pretty much everybody in my school because I know like 10 people there, everybody else i hang out with go's to VCU.


random girl-"do we really have to introduce ourselves mrs gladwell?"

me-"Hi my name is Reese and i like dick"
Sep 6 2011 11:37PM
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bo0b
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Teacher: something you learned in the last 2 weeks

Me: spaghetti makes me gassy
Sep 6 2011 11:40PM
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Raz.
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haha because you cant talk about this shit in real life without people getting all awkward. so i make awkward fun of it on here.
Sep 6 2011 11:43PM
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StreetsOfRage
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Teacher: "are you high young man?"

Me: "you have no idea"

Teacher: "be safe"
Sep 6 2011 11:48PM
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thelizards
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hahaha best response you could have chosen
Sep 6 2011 11:50PM
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chuck_testa
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on my first day this year i basically did the same as usual. Except I have no clue who anyone is because I switched schools. After a week though people were starting to open up. oh and the old soccer goalie hates me because I took his position as starter. haha its all good now though. damn i can't believe its almost been 3 weeks. haha I started early.
Sep 6 2011 11:51PM
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KMalinich.
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And that's why we love you Reese. Hahah

This was for Adventure Pursuits (Gym class where you go on field trips for activities such as hiking, boating, scuba diving, etc.) At least I though.

Caoch: Alright were going to be doing some team building activities for the first month.

Me: Fuck that I wanna go fishing.

Everyone else: Lolololololol.

Coach: Go sit outside.
Sep 6 2011 11:52PM
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JIBpsy^^
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I came into a bunch of freshman and i proceeded to say " HI THERE MY NAME IS NOAH. 5 FOOT 7 145 POUNDS AND 13 DAYS SOBER"

I also would ask random freshman if they wanted to buy crack

I met this one girl when i was shitfaced drunk at lunch.

pretty solid for 2 weeks
Sep 6 2011 11:53PM
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Jaimee.
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In grade 8 (first day of high school)

Teacher: What do you aspire to achieve in your lifetime?

Me: I want to be assassinated.
Sep 6 2011 11:53PM
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FLBP
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My junior year my english teacher asked what we did over the summer, i got my first tat early in the summer and was all psyched so I lifted up my shirt, she asked if i was stripping all summer.
Sep 6 2011 11:53PM
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Raz.
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damnnnnn! we didnt start until today! and i feel you on the not knowing anybody, i just moved last year, and didnt really talk at all most of last year. now I'm back to my normal crazy hyper self, so like only ten people know me
Sep 6 2011 11:54PM
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Snowgoner
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hahahahahahhahahahhahahahahah
Sep 6 2011 11:56PM
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KMalinich.
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Happend to my friend last years in AP Gov , lets just say Mr. Sonius was not to happy with him.
Sep 6 2011 11:58PM
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MN_Nice
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Okay, mom.

Ninja, that sounds fucking awesome. A girl from my school who I had a thing with at the time decided it'd be cool to fuck another dude and then end it with me. Me, the next day still upset about it, thought it'd be funny to say something about it to her friend in class. So among all my classmates before the teacher came in, I said in a louder than normal voice "So Macey, I heard *girl* got porked unprotected. Is this true?"

The room went silent and Macey's jaw dropped.
Sep 6 2011 11:59PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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I have an identical twin so I can pretty much do what I want when it comes to tricking people im just meeting. especially if they ask if they saw me earlier or something.
Sep 7 2011 12:00AM
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californiagrown
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sooooo you are a little brat?
Sep 7 2011 12:01AM
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Raz.
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Also with a teacher I know very well because he was my history teacher last year, and more of a "mentor" than anything (also he put me into his elective this year, stoked). so I ran up on him during his freshman class and started yelling at him for putting me into the wrong history class and we staged it like a huge argument so all the freshies were freakin out. it was fucking hilarious, and god I cant wait for his class because we have waaaay to many inside jokes
Sep 7 2011 12:03AM
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wameron
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where do you go to school op
Sep 7 2011 1:10AM
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.AR6rider.
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ITT: a bunch of shitty little high school students who think they are cool by being dicks to their teachers on the first day of class. Grow the fuck up and realize that not only have they seen this a hundred times, but they think you're just as stupid as the first kid that tried it.
Sep 7 2011 1:22AM
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theabortionator
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At least he didn't forget to give me candy when I was leaving his van
Sep 7 2011 1:25AM
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jorb.co
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my friend and i nailed it on the old "say your name and one interesting thing about yourself" trick.

My name is Jordan, and I, like to party. Alright Nomi, youre up.
Uh, hi. my name is Naomi, and I like to party.
No Naomi, i just said i like to party so maybe do something different than me.
My name is Naomi, and i am the stuntman.

nobody got the reference and we alughed for a solid minute or two. was fucking awesome.

Sep 7 2011 1:31AM
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WillStart
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Within the first two sentences I knew it was gonna be hayes's class.
Sep 7 2011 1:37AM
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DERS.
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for sure. girls have cooties
Sep 7 2011 1:57AM
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bribri
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First day of Senior year and in the hallways freshman were standing in the middle and no one could walk past them so i walk right through their convo and they said "Excuse me?!' all rude like they werent in the way and my friend and I were like "were senior we do what we want". Motto to my whole year.

Sep 7 2011 1:58AM
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bakedpow
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Solid post.
Sep 7 2011 2:02AM
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cobra_commander
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First Day of mother fucking middle school. Just startin the 6th grade. Walking into school in a brand new flippin Denver Broncos cap. Its gonna be a damn good year. Excitement is in the air, a feeling of good fortune is in abundance. Strollin down the hallway full of self confidence. Up walks this motha fuckin 8th grade punk, give him a friendly "good morning." Mothafuckin punk thinks he be top dog and his shit don't stink. This was middle school, and he was king of the motha fuckin jungle gym. Anywoo, mr. shit don't stink decides he too cool fo school and thinks its funny to flip the neat Denver Broncos Hat off of our young hero's head. "well that wasn't very nice"
Mothafuckn Mr. 8th grade then stomps down on the hat. What a fuckin ass hole! Well that just tipped the scale.
It's time for Danny to go back to the dug out, as ROBERT steps the plate, his 6th grade shoulders roll forward, his fist clench, and a look of pure hatred spread across his 6th grade face. ITs like watchin the Hulk, except there is no green. Well ROBERT grabs that 8th grad fuck head's arm and WACK! down it goes on the metal rim of the trash can. And SNAP goes the bone.
First impressions mother fucker.
Sep 7 2011 2:12AM
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snowbombz
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gotta post this even though its somewhat not related:

me: where are you going?
teacher:night patrol
me:whats that?
teacher: skinning up alpy bc at night.

this anonymous teacher canceled his study hall so he could skin alpental on a week night.
best teacher ever
Sep 7 2011 2:15AM
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TheTristanator
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you sounded like a bitch
Sep 7 2011 2:23AM
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dodgey
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Teacher: (after long lecture about paying attention and not goofing off) "Well if thats the way you want it, that's fine by me!!!!!!"
Me: (thinking about towelie from south park during rant) "YOU'RE TOWEL!!!!!!!" (in towelie voice)
Not thinking at all what I said but sooooo funny
Sep 7 2011 2:44AM
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bakedpow
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First day of school tomorrow, fucking teacher strikes and shit.
Sep 7 2011 2:58AM
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tuna.
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my creative writing professor came in the first day, sweaty as all hell. threw around a few vulgar, yet friendly and relatable words, pretty much telling us there were no rules in his class.

he read a short story that blew my mind, and proceeded to tell us that he would be gone the next two weeks because he's filming for a show on the history channel.

i was impressed.
Sep 7 2011 2:58AM
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cobra_commander
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Gay people, for some fucked up reason, feel the need to advertise their gayness. Keep that shit to yourself, no one wants to hear about it.
Sep 7 2011 3:00AM
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I_Am_Mod
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my best first impression was first day of school, i was 5 and really nervous, had to say my name for the rest of the class, i was so stressed out, i pooped my pants ...

and that's a true story :D
Sep 7 2011 5:27AM
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Raz.
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prepare your anus, I have 16 years of secrecy too make up for. AKA I'm goin in dry like palin on a moose
Sep 7 2011 6:48AM
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I_Am_Mod
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nice!
Sep 7 2011 6:50AM
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Dylan_
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just missed my first college class, word.
Sep 7 2011 8:17AM
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artfullydodged
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Amongst the hundreds of introductions freshman do the first week

cute girl - Hey whats your name

Me (tired of people forgetting my name) - Gandalf

...she remembers my name
Sep 7 2011 8:32AM
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Z-Juice
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So far it has been my birthday five times this year in class. Yes!
Sep 7 2011 9:01AM
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Pee_and_Ski
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first day of class with my adviser who calls me a pothead all the time
teacher: now whall the rest of you can check in on your computers andrew can check in from the nearest mountain with smoke signals sound right andrew?

me: so does that mean i can leave?

Sep 7 2011 9:19AM
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TechnoPotamus
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this..... nobody has a problem with it here. until it becomes present in every single post when it never belongs in any of them.
Sep 7 2011 9:32AM
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saranac_tortex
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badass over here
Sep 7 2011 9:42AM
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theabortionator
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True. I understand where he's coming from though. Sort of getting used to being able to finally be able to talk abut it with people.


Def should try to go a little easy on it though. Seems like some of the threads wound down a little. At one point it seemed like every thread was regarding sexuality and it got pretty overkill.
Sep 7 2011 11:19AM
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TechnoPotamus
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yeah, i'm sure it has to be incredibly freeing to be able to talk about it and weave it into conversations without people going "OMG". It has to feel great. but yeah i guess my point is that it undermines his threads at this point. his threads are all fine, but i read them at this point saying, ok what's the topic, and when is the "btw i'm gay and i'm announcing it" part. no hate reese, it's just public knowledge on NS and we like you anyway, so it sort of takes away from the initial object of your thread because then the sexuality stuff becomes the focus since it's so prevalent.




in other news, i'm done with school, and college now. but i remember the best first days were always those days where you went to school all swagged out in your new clothes and stuff, feeling fresh and confident and you got to see all the hot girls that got hotter, and hopefully show off your own better looks or being more in shape or whatever and just be super excited about all the fun you knew you were going to start having every weekend with everybody again.
Sep 7 2011 11:23AM
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-Mugatu
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Ahhh..... Your one of THOSE girls eh?....
Sep 7 2011 11:29AM
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Stone.Province
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Teacher: "Name?"

Me: "Samuel *********"

Teacher: "Any Nickname you want me to call you?"

Me: "Penis."

Needless to say i had detention for a week.
Sep 7 2011 11:33AM
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alexat955
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yep, I start college in less than 2 weeks. I'm so excited haha
Sep 7 2011 12:09PM
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lineskier10
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why anyone would feel the need, regardless of sexuality, to include something like that in an introduction is fucking weird and unnecessary; i get it that gays like to shock and awe people with their sexuality but does it not occur to you that a normal person would never introduce themselves followed by what type of sexual organ they prefer? this shit boggles my mind
Sep 7 2011 12:11PM
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the_moderaper
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I'm a decently tall guy, 6 foot, a senior now, some scruffy facial hair because it grows fast, basically what the freshman of high school fear. Walking down the crowded hall on the first day of school, a little freshman turned the corner and walked right into me and sort of bounced off. (I only weigh 135 lbs, he was a really small kid) I just stood there staring down, deep into his eyes as he stood still in shock and fear, locking eyes with me. I've never seen such fear in my life. I then proceeded to give him a pat on the back pack and say "relax bro, I'm just screwing with you" and walked around him. He just stood and stared with this shocked, mouth wide open face like "I'M ALIVE?!?!"



lol.
Sep 7 2011 12:22PM
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TechnoPotamus
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agreed.

it's like if i was sitting there and introduced my self by saying, "hi my name is chris and i love pussy"


people would look at me like i was fucking retarded, and they'd be extremely put off. it's like ok dude, that's great, nobody gives a fuck, keep it to yourself (not because you're straight, not because you're gay, but because in this society that is abnormal and in bad taste). the more i look at the thread the more ridic i think this is.
Sep 7 2011 12:41PM
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skifoo
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this is hard to understand cos in finnish slang, when your just saying letter 'M' it means M, and bitch.

so the teacher was like 50 years old, and she wrote her name in board, with oldschool M letters.

then me, smart boy said out loud;

"look how old bitch/m"
i didno realize in what situation i said it befor everyone started laughing :D
Sep 7 2011 3:25PM
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Raz.
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umm. I am pretty sure i hear shit like that daily. and CHILLLLLLLLLLL everybody, I WAS ONLY MAKING A JOKE IN CLASS!!! SHEITTTTTTT
Sep 7 2011 3:32PM
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