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Parents found my stash...

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wait.what
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My dad found my pipe and 4 grams of weed and the lecture him and my mom gave me was... "You don't know what's in it, stay away"
no consequence, nothing. I'm beyond confused. Besides losing an $80 wood pipe and 40 bucks of weed, I'm not sure what he did with it, he seemed pretty stoked he found it...
Jan 24 2011 10:08AM
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skodeo7
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I can't imagine why he'd be stoked...
Jan 24 2011 10:10AM
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ORDEAL
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Tell your parents it was their birthday present.


If it's near their birthday, at least
Jan 24 2011 10:11AM
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C00N3Y
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i hope that pipe came with 3 wishes granted by a magical genie because idn anybody that pays $80 for a wood pipe
Jan 24 2011 10:15AM
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wait.what
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a 70 year old tabacco pipe.
Jan 24 2011 10:22AM
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Static
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haha sucker, antique pipe ahhahaa
Jan 24 2011 10:24AM
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breckfreeskier
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antique = old? haha
Jan 24 2011 10:31AM
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Static
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it usually means brand new doesnt it! whoopsie!@!@!@@!
Jan 24 2011 10:33AM
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C00N3Y
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im sure that in 1940 a common wood pipe cost less than $80
Jan 24 2011 10:40AM
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arneson
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dont smoke weed!!!!!!
Jan 24 2011 10:57AM
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Dntel.
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haha this exactly
Jan 24 2011 10:57AM
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.Apex.
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wtf
Jan 24 2011 11:04AM
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howlongcanausern
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$80 for a wood pipe?? you got robbed twice son
Jan 24 2011 11:08AM
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Anathema
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i think i grew up the luckiest kid of all time. i think it's going to catch up with me and im going to get hit by a meteor one of these days. every time my group of friends got into shit with the cops, it happened to be a night i wasnt around, and i've never been caught doing anything illegal or inappropriate, despite like everyone i know getting tickets for drinking, public nudity, vandalism, etc etc.

i'm awesome, and i'm a good luck charm. hold me close and hold me dear, for away from trouble i will you steer

that's some yoda shit right thurrrr. write it down. i just came up with that at the top of my head

Jan 24 2011 11:11AM
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Toasty.
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cool story bro???
Jan 24 2011 11:13AM
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DERS.
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40 for 4g's
either you have a ridiculously good hook up or ur buying real shitty weed
Jan 24 2011 12:52PM
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skithesprings
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well, seeing how he paid 80 for a wooden pipe i'm going to go with the shitty weed.
Jan 24 2011 12:54PM
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I don't follow your logic.
Jan 24 2011 12:54PM
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TechnoPotamus
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i may just sig this goofy line
Jan 24 2011 12:55PM
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gwhitey
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are you the kid at killington arguing with his mom over the phone about that shit. if so im already laughing my ass off. if not, fuck i need to find that kid on here.
Jan 24 2011 12:58PM
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Balto
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its not hard to find someone selling grams for $10....
Jan 24 2011 12:58PM
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FreeskierRocco.
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I was grounded for about 100 days when my parents caught me. Sucked
Jan 24 2011 1:00PM
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SPECK
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are you joking? hahaha wow you must be paying way too much, i get a an eight of purple cheese or northern lights, even nanaimo purple kush for always 40 bucks. wow i feel sorry for you
Jan 24 2011 1:59PM
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DERS.
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we'll you're from bc.... so ur weed is cheap as hell. but have fun paying double for alcohol though..

anyways, 10/g would only get at best mids in most places.
Jan 24 2011 2:08PM
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FreeskierRocco.
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I agree that he is an idiot, but an 1/8 is about 3.5 grams... therefore you pay more than him..
Jan 24 2011 2:10PM
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eheath
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Why the fuck would you smoke weed out of that?
Jan 24 2011 2:11PM
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So you're in highschool and easily ripped off, why didn't you just say so? just cause you suck at finding legit deals doesn't mean they aren't out there.
Jan 24 2011 2:13PM
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PON3
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my parents would of smoked it with me
Jan 24 2011 2:15PM
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shredstar
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Yeah I don't even like paying $40. Shits 35 at the dispenceries

Jan 24 2011 2:15PM
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DERS.
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no i live in dc... and i could buy for 10/g but id prefer it not to be laced with pcp by some ghetto dudes from southeast (ask ohmybosh about this)... instead im willing to pay more for better quality and more reliable shit.

on avg a 1/4 of good shit is about 60. thats just the way it is...
to all you Canadians.. in the us (especially east coast) prices just arent comparable.. but have fun paying $45 for a case of shitty beer
Jan 24 2011 2:23PM
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Most-D
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It is funny that everyone is trying to show off about their weed knowledge.
Jan 24 2011 2:23PM
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JahJahBinks
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I would have to agree.
Jan 24 2011 2:28PM
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hamburgerburglar
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???? thats cheaper than 10 bucks a gram dude you are contradicting yourself
Jan 24 2011 2:42PM
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DERS.
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yea i meant 1/8th
my bad
Jan 24 2011 2:48PM
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gmack24
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OP's life at home:



Jan 24 2011 2:49PM
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ImNotARacist
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low mids in most places, Brown mexican weed in Idaho.
Jan 24 2011 2:53PM
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Huck_Norris
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1).  They're psyched it wasn't heroin

2).  They're psyched because you were dumb enough to leave it where they could find it after they ran out. 

3).  They're psyched you're so damn gullible.

Wait...  YOU PAID $80 FOR A WOOD PIPE!?!?????  Maybe your parents are right- your shit is laced. 

Jan 24 2011 2:57PM
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wait.what
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We're in calgary.... it's all good, all cheap
Jan 24 2011 2:58PM
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doubleplanker
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Yeah thats true our alcohol is way more expensive in canada...but nothing beats BC budd. $50 for a quarter of good weed
Jan 24 2011 3:00PM
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Huck_Norris
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There's nothing sexy about beasters. 

/story

Jan 24 2011 3:06PM
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sbhr
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this
Jan 24 2011 3:07PM
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Gknow
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That's not bad. Got arrested with a half o, parents felt bad because I had to wait around for 3 hours...that was it.

I have court tomorrow
Jan 24 2011 3:07PM
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snowdon
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my mom found mine once, and my brother told her it was his. Sometimes he's cool as fuck.
Jan 24 2011 3:10PM
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fragglemuffin
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Hide your stash better?
Jan 24 2011 3:20PM
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iggs
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$70 for a pipe? what the hell, glass pipes are like 20 bucks

Jan 24 2011 3:25PM
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SkiThe603
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nice bro
Jan 24 2011 4:36PM
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coopsteeez
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haha i saw that shit too...priceless
i dont know if anyone saw it but i ate shit sliding down a little hill  in my nikes right in front of colby james west
Jan 24 2011 4:39PM
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T-Holt
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This thread is pathetic.
Jan 24 2011 4:42PM
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Heinzler
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lol. sucks for OP. lost his weed
Jan 24 2011 4:44PM
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cultrara
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you should have shaved it
Jan 24 2011 4:45PM
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poluhasuper
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no this is NSG... this is a quality thread
Jan 24 2011 4:46PM
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