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wait.what
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HOLY CRAP
YO GUYS, we were seshing some mad urban tonight, when ALL OF A SUDDEN, we turn the corner coming up to my house, some sketchy ass van was wrapped around the light post and myself, B_ran and P.Dog were like. omg.  and so i called the 5-o.  Sketchy ass brown guy comes around the corner covered in blood and drugged out on some hard smack.  I tell dispatch he's lurkin hard and they're like let us talk.  he bullshits some excuse then hangs up.  looks at me and is all "YO MAN, YOU POP "E"? "
I WAS LIKE, no way man, that's for suckas.
he says, well i'll pay you 2 or 3 g's to not tell the cops im not supposed to be in alberta, im from regina
then the cops show up, shit gets nasty quick, i spill my beans to the cops, fill out a police report AND IM TWEAKIN HARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
anyways, post memes.
Jan 20 2011 5:42AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Wat.
Jan 20 2011 5:51AM
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WaterBottle
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wat
Jan 20 2011 5:53AM
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DrewWu
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this one time. .. ...
Jan 20 2011 6:02AM
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pmw
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p.dog is a fag
Jan 20 2011 6:39AM
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SirStai
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So many possible responses to this, can't even decide which one to choose.
Jan 20 2011 6:48AM
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gabe.
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wut
Jan 20 2011 7:16AM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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lol
Jan 20 2011 7:21AM
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steep
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lol wut
Jan 20 2011 7:22AM
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Afeld
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See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.
Jan 20 2011 11:45AM
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Ski_the_east01
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true story
Jan 20 2011 11:46AM
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corona
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Jan 20 2011 11:52AM
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Heinzler
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i'm confused
Jan 20 2011 12:16PM
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General_Ripper
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Snitches end up in ditches. You're fucked
Jan 20 2011 12:19PM
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T-Holt
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Wat...
Jan 20 2011 12:28PM
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jorb.co
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i thought B-ran was at exam prep until 9. somethins up.
Jan 20 2011 1:02PM
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fruitstick
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Do all skiers talk like there black (we all know theres no black skiers)
Jan 20 2011 1:22PM
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apcaipse
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Jan 20 2011 1:22PM
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wait.what
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Bphil and I had prep until 9:30, then picked the crew.
Jan 20 2011 1:24PM
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Gstrong
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coolstoryhansel.jpg
Jan 20 2011 1:29PM
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wait.what
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Jan 20 2011 1:30PM
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thugaim
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lol'd
Jan 20 2011 1:41PM
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Mr.Gaga
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Soo you snitch a black guy to cops.

Jan 20 2011 1:58PM
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TROLLED.HARD
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Get the fuck back in the kitchen you dirty coon
Jan 20 2011 3:24PM
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leahey
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The slew of words you threw together lacked any type of coherence whatsoever
Jan 20 2011 3:26PM
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TROLLED.HARD
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inb4 billy madison video on stupidity.
Jan 20 2011 3:29PM
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Ski_ThEast
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you should have taken the 3gs and saved yourself for the future

Jan 20 2011 3:32PM
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Uncle.Badness
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What the fuck?
Jan 20 2011 3:36PM
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pmw
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go lick a dick
Jan 20 2011 3:36PM
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wait.what
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Spork and P.Dog have some kind of romance...
Jan 20 2011 3:39PM
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maximiliaan
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where are the pics bro
Jan 20 2011 3:46PM
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Ski_the_east01
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hahahahahahaa
Jan 20 2011 4:01PM
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iggs
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god dam snitch. shoulda let him slide and collected the cash
Jan 20 2011 5:16PM
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.frenchy
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Sketchy man, shouldnt of snitched though. 
Jan 20 2011 5:34PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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wait why would you call the cops if you are doing something illegal also?

Jan 20 2011 5:42PM
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wait.what
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I was tweakin pretty hard. Seemed like the right thing to do.
Jan 20 2011 11:48PM
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the~muffin~man
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i would have taken the 2 grand
Jan 21 2011 12:21AM
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Downtofilm
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Wat
Jan 21 2011 1:20AM
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RubberSoul
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wait is that fucked with or did it actually happen like that?
Jan 21 2011 1:24AM
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freeskier0808
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shoulda taken the 3 gs an bounced, besides what did the dude do to you to deserve to be sniched out???he was already in enough shit as it was, karmas a bitch, also i hope you realize the term tweakin out usally refers to very high on Meth, or Crack, so if you were "tweakin out harrrrrrd" why would you snich out the dope man??

Jan 21 2011 2:35AM
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1337
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wait, what?
Jan 21 2011 2:39AM
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Downtofilm
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Man 3 grand... Fuck that's some good money! I woulda taken it I could buy like 5 lenses with that..lol but yea I guess if he was sketch and shit. Did it look like he killed someone or some shit?
Jan 21 2011 2:44AM
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skier_boy26
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Jan 21 2011 2:48AM
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Downtofilm
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Oh true. Well it says in the op I will pay you 2-3 g's not to tell so I just assumed it was cash and not drugs
Jan 21 2011 2:51AM
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2_fadez
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you should of used an abyssal whip and pwnd his asssssssss
Jan 21 2011 9:06AM
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