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hUcKbUnNi3
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soo...you know how we always hear about those guys that go around flashing girls..yeah..umm that definitely happened to me today....so uhh..i guess i saw some old guys penis.

..i was unlocking my car and i looked up and i saw this guy staring at me about 6ft away, he was holding some sort of heavy plastic bag or wrap..i hastily got in my car and started it, then i looked back up, and he had walked a little further away, but his penis was for sure hanging out of his pants. i pretty much flipped out and almost hit the two cars i parked next to when i reversed...creepy..definitely reported it too...


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Feb 4 2005 5:00PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Has anyone else been to the erotic bakery on 45th? Funny stuff in there...
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Feb 11 2005 1:19AM
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passion4this
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is that where they make cakes that look like penises? cuz I've heard of it, never been there but I know someone who got a cake there for his boyfriend...





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Feb 11 2005 6:27AM
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hUcKbUnNi3
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gay?
'I asked him about ways to get Stephanie's pants off and he said to tell her she has a spider in her vagina that can only be captured by a sperm coating and she will be like OMG DO ME HARD AND FAST!'
Feb 11 2005 2:22PM
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passion4this
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yes





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Feb 11 2005 4:00PM
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RudyGarmisch
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We made a penis cake for my friends birthday last week. The thing was huge, seriously like two inches thick and 12 long. We added the coloring for it too, red and white because our experimental flesh tone made it look like a turd. Then we covered the whole thing in strings of white frosting... real frosting, and by covering i mean we squeezed the frosting out of a frosting tube. It was sickening to behold.
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'Aren't you Buzz Lightyear?'
*whispers* 'I love your movies!'
'URAAAAFWAAAGAAA!!!'
Feb 11 2005 5:29PM
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hUcKbUnNi3
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^you should have shot some pepper spray on there too while you were at it
'I asked him about ways to get Stephanie's pants off and he said to tell her she has a spider in her vagina that can only be captured by a sperm coating and she will be like OMG DO ME HARD AND FAST!'
Feb 11 2005 9:42PM
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