Replying to Dont ski while constipated

Was ripping a couple laps when I started getting this weird feeling in my chest, couldn't breathe, couldn’t talk. It felt like someone was standing on my chest. I figured its probably just the spliffs and we head down to the bottom. When we get down i collapse and I really cant breathe at this point, its like i got the wind knocked out of me and its not coming back. Gf rushes me into the clinic, they give me oxygen, fluids, chest x-rays the whole nine. After about an hour doc comes back stumped and asks when the last time i took a shit and i start thinking…. “Its been like three days” i told him. Immediately wraps things up and tells me to take a shit and get out. Heater has been passed and now im breathing freely again. Paid $400 to be told i gotta poop. Please shit before you ski