Replying to What’s it’s like to live in Utah.

I’ve been asked quite a few times by all those Texas beaters “Woah man what’s it like living here?!” And to describe it it’s like this. Let’s say it’s 9am and me doing my normal lap on the elevator at the bird and the beaters come up to me as I stand on top of the VATOR. They say woah bro! You really gonna ski that! No way! And instantly I just know, and they know, they got alphad. My skiing ability made them know that I am a women magnet. The chicks love me. The lifties love me. The boys love me. That’s what it’s like to be me. So next time you ask. Take a step back, think about what your saying. You might be next to get alphad. Here’s another example. It’s 10am I’m at Alta. I haven’t showered or changed my socks since November. If I see you on the traverse standing there and you don’t respond to my barks, ima come up to you, give you a little pole wack. You might be mad in the moment but in 5 minutes your gonna know you got ALPHAD. So next time think twice about traversing slow on high T. That’s what it’s like to be me. That’s what it’s like to live in utah.