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Chubz.Well, you and your friends are currently living off your trust funds..you have a season pass to Brighton, PC and Woodward. Your parents either buy you a 4runner or tacoma to make sure everybody knows you ski.
you dye your hair a different color every week. With the occasional buzz cut every few months. Your friend starts a clothing company with said trust fund and you wear size 8xl parachute pants everywhere you go, and you shop at goodwill and look poor even tho you can afford to travel around the country at will. You then rent a house for x games and spend the week in aspen. You finish the season in utah, then live out of your car for a month in government camp and ride hood for the spring pass. After your 9 month ski season, you come back to your home town for a week every summer to flex your parents wakeboard boat on the lake u live on.
i think that basically covers it?
**This post was edited on Apr 11th 2022 at 6:04:35am
Chubz.Well, you and your friends are currently living off your trust funds..you have a season pass to Brighton, PC and Woodward. Your parents either buy you a 4runner or tacoma to make sure everybody knows you ski.
you dye your hair a different color every week. With the occasional buzz cut every few months. Your friend starts a clothing company with said trust fund and you wear size 8xl parachute pants everywhere you go, and you shop at goodwill and look poor even tho you can afford to travel around the country at will. You then rent a house for x games and spend the week in aspen. You finish the season in utah, then live out of your car for a month in government camp and ride hood for the spring pass. After your 9 month ski season, you come back to your home town for a week every summer to flex your parents wakeboard boat on the lake u live on.
i think that basically covers it?
**This post was edited on Apr 11th 2022 at 6:04:35am
rodwavefanDon’t get pulled over with weed in Utah
TommyV123I’ve been asked quite a few times by all those Texas beaters “Woah man what’s it like living here?!” And to describe it it’s like this. Let’s say it’s 9am and me doing my normal lap on the elevator at the bird and the beaters come up to me as I stand on top of the VATOR. They say woah bro! You really gonna ski that! No way! And instantly I just know, and they know, they got alphad. My skiing ability made them know that I am a women magnet. The chicks love me. The lifties love me. The boys love me. That’s what it’s like to be me. So next time you ask. Take a step back, think about what your saying. You might be next to get alphad. Here’s another example. It’s 10am I’m at Alta. I haven’t showered or changed my socks since November. If I see you on the traverse standing there and you don’t respond to my barks, ima come up to you, give you a little pole wack. You might be mad in the moment but in 5 minutes your gonna know you got ALPHAD. So next time think twice about traversing slow on high T. That’s what it’s like to be me. That’s what it’s like to live in utah.
Canis_lupusSkis Alta. Instantly invalidated
Canis_lupusSkis Alta. Instantly invalidated
eheathsays the park rat lol
eheathsays the park rat lol
TommyV123based
mmccarthy81I too have been asked what it’s like to live in Utah by some Texas beaters and I’ll tell ya. Let’s say it’s 2pm and I’m lappin 3 Kings as per usual. I get off the chair and come across an entire Jerry family struggling up the hill, blocking my entire park entrance. I only get to ski that park like everyday and I’m local, so I have no time to spare. I impale the firstborn with my vishnu wet and instantly the whole family just knows they got alpha’d. After I flex on their asses through the junior jibs I pull up to the jumpline, to then get alpha’d by the local gang of 12 year olds whove all corked before learning to tie their shoes. They drop and throw dub 10s on jump 2 like they’ve been skiing twice as long as they are old and I realize I ain’t shit. I go back to my pals greasy living room after close and rip some piffs to offset the inversion smog trapped in my lungs and get corked in skate 3 until the next day.
TommyV123You thought it was a serious thread.
mmccarthy81I too have been asked what it’s like to live in Utah by some Texas beaters and I’ll tell ya. Let’s say it’s 2pm and I’m lappin 3 Kings as per usual. I get off the chair and come across an entire Jerry family struggling up the hill, blocking my entire park entrance. I only get to ski that park like everyday and I’m local, so I have no time to spare. I impale the firstborn with my vishnu wet and instantly the whole family just knows they got alpha’d. After I flex on their asses through the junior jibs I pull up to the jumpline, to then get alpha’d by the local gang of 12 year olds whove all corked before learning to tie their shoes. They drop and throw dub 10s on jump 2 like they’ve been skiing twice as long as they are old and I realize I ain’t shit. I go back to my pals greasy living room after close and rip some piffs to offset the inversion smog trapped in my lungs and get corked in skate 3 until the next day.
