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I_Bohrmannhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URz-RYEOaig&ab_channel=SouthParkStudios[URL]
funeralI´ve decided that I´m gonna to fix my gender. I´ve always wanted to be professional freestyle skier but it´s too much work if you are male. I´m gonna raise some money fast as possible and go to surgery. My plan is to start touring slopestyle comps in female category so I need to learn like all the 9´s and maybe one double so I will end up on the podium in every comp. I´ve always felt more like a women and I´m super happy that I grew some balls and made the decision. Can´t wait to start training and see different places!
Always believe in yourself and don´t be afraid what people may think.
Cheers, Funeral
little1337I sexually Identify as the "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" joke. Ever since I was a child, I've dreamed of flippantly dismissing any concepts or discussions regarding gender that don't fit in with what I learned in 8th grade bio. People say to me that this joke hasn't been funny since 2014 and please at least come up with a new one, but I don't care, I'm hilarious. I'm having a plastic surgeon install Ctrl, C, and V keys on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "epic kek dank meme trannies owned with facts and logic" and respect my right to shit up social media. If you can't accept me you're a memeophobe and need to check your ability-to-critically-think privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
eheathWow what an original joke, I've never heard this before.
souljaboyfan2006How to....argue.....your POINT like a right.....wing reactionary!!!!!.....with no INTENTION to develop their.....political or SOCIO-ECONOMIC understanding......of the situations they find....THEMSELVES in....!!!! 🤔🤓🤔💯💯🙏🙏👏👌🤘 Make SURE TO USE plenty.....of terrible punctuation and don't forget the CAPS LOCK!!!!.....also some 🤖🐼🐛🍳🔥🔥⛄🔌🎠🇵🇺🚽📩🌶🏗.....emojis that!!!!!....make NO sense.....sprinkle in some.....basic SPELLING AND GRAMMAR!!!! mistakes...... get leftist❓ CONFUSED with......LIBERAL🖕🖕🖕.... then wrap it ALL UP with....some incredibly STUPID...... statements like......"do you get it YET?".....or "logic must be hard for you"!!!! 🖍🧀🚁 Oh, don't FORGET to call everyone else stupid!!!!.... SHEEPLE!!!....and libtard!!!!..... and tell THEM TO..... go back to their MA'S basement..... 🕶🔎🔨🦄🙏👏👌✌..... Now go out there fellow right wing CRUSADER!!!!!..... and TELL the internet!!!! why you're SO important....👀🛁👣🐣💾.....
souljaboyfan2006How to....argue.....your POINT like a right.....wing reactionary!!!!!.....with no INTENTION to develop their.....political or SOCIO-ECONOMIC understanding......of the situations they find....THEMSELVES in....!!!! 🤔🤓🤔💯💯🙏🙏👏👌🤘 Make SURE TO USE plenty.....of terrible punctuation and don't forget the CAPS LOCK!!!!.....also some 🤖🐼🐛🍳🔥🔥⛄🔌🎠🇵🇺🚽📩🌶🏗.....emojis that!!!!!....make NO sense.....sprinkle in some.....basic SPELLING AND GRAMMAR!!!! mistakes...... get leftist❓ CONFUSED with......LIBERAL🖕🖕🖕.... then wrap it ALL UP with....some incredibly STUPID...... statements like......"do you get it YET?".....or "logic must be hard for you"!!!! 🖍🧀🚁 Oh, don't FORGET to call everyone else stupid!!!!.... SHEEPLE!!!....and libtard!!!!..... and tell THEM TO..... go back to their MA'S basement..... 🕶🔎🔨🦄🙏👏👌✌..... Now go out there fellow right wing CRUSADER!!!!!..... and TELL the internet!!!! why you're SO important....👀🛁👣🐣💾.....
SofaKingSickOh honey, you wouldn't win even in this bizarre fantasy
girls' x big air this year had dub 12s, sw dub 10s, sw 10s both ways, switch 12s lmao
funeralIm not going to do big air, so fuck off
SofaKingSickright well x girls slope winner this year had a switch 12, switch 2 pretzel 6, all four 9s... and she is probably younger than you, judging by your bitterness
funeralAll 9’s and one double, that was what I said dumbass
