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Drunk Chicks

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Itsbackfliptime
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I saw these two drunk chicks and it was the funniest thing i've ever seen. I was at Higgins Lake in MI and they were running up and down the docks and then they'd just fall in. They even started taking there clothes off but then they stopped. They were probably about 14 and their parents kept giving them more beer. The parents were wasted too. Then one tried to hug me and she smelled.
Aug 14 2002 10:15PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
haha dude, if that's the funniest thing you've ever seen drunk chicks do then you live a pretty sheltered life.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'
*I love Matty Enns*
Aug 14 2002 10:24PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
I'm only 15 give me a break
Aug 14 2002 10:30PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
Drunk chicks give sloppy head. Don't get me wrong I love a puddle of drool all over my crotch, but it sucks when you have to go home to mom and dad and explain it, especially when it happens at least twice a month, thats where creative intuition is a life saver.


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Aug 14 2002 10:44PM
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PhattTim
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ah alright, being 15 then that's pretty cool.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'
*I love Matty Enns*
Aug 14 2002 10:54PM
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ski2824
Posts: 1786 - Karma: 18
you dont get out much do you
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FUCK FUCK FUCK mother mother fuck mother mother fuck fuck mother fuck mother fuck noich noich noich one two one two three four noich noich noich smokin weed smokin weed doin coke drinkin beer drinkin beers beers beers rollin fattys smokin blunts who smokes the blunts we smoke the blunts rollin blunts and smokin....

'uhh let me get a nicklebag'

fifteen bucks little man put that shit in my hand if that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.
Aug 14 2002 11:43PM
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jibs
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ummm...i'm not sure i want to know, but curiosity is getting the better of me.....how in the HELL would your parents know that you have a puddle of drool on you CROTCH??
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Aug 14 2002 11:51PM
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alpentalik
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Dude...walk in the door at like 2:47, they're standing right there, 'Where the hell have you...what the hell is that?!'


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I keep my dredlocks in a napkin ring.
Aug 15 2002 12:01AM
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witchbaby666
Posts: 642 - Karma: 10
poor alpentalik, heres a lesson from the african song, soyma gwaza:
'He who carries his own stick
Doesn't need his mother's hand'

It's actually pretty dirty when you think about it...





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Aug 15 2002 12:26AM
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TTflip
Posts: 148 - Karma: 10
Drunk chicks are fun as long as they dont get all emotional when they drink, and start crying about some bullshit. There is a ton of drunk girls at state that are cool as fuck though.

As for coming home to parents I wouldnt because I dont live with them anymore, but when I used to come home I would just sleep in my car untill real early in the morning and then go in when I knew they were passed out.
Aug 15 2002 1:00AM
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ski2824
Posts: 1786 - Karma: 18
take your pants off when they give you head.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FUCK FUCK FUCK mother mother fuck mother mother fuck fuck mother fuck mother fuck noich noich noich one two one two three four noich noich noich smokin weed smokin weed doin coke drinkin beer drinkin beers beers beers rollin fattys smokin blunts who smokes the blunts we smoke the blunts rollin blunts and smokin....

'uhh let me get a nicklebag'

fifteen bucks little man put that shit in my hand if that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.
Aug 15 2002 11:03AM
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Drail
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nice yellow hay bails...

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Aug 15 2002 1:34PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
haha, wha??

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'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'
*I love Matty Enns*
Aug 15 2002 4:31PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
you know what's funnier than 2 drunk chicks swimming?

one drunk chick falling ass first into a giant bonfire and then getting up, taking all her clothes off and asking me if i can ;shove a 40 of vodka up her cunt...now that was cool.




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Aug 15 2002 5:21PM
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dez22
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one time i saw a girl in her panties, that was pretty cool
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Aug 15 2002 6:07PM
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Maximumsushi
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SkiMonkey, either your lying out your ass or that's one of the coolest things I've heard today. No, THE coolest.
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Now who in the world do you want to fight
It's against the system we should unite
Aug 15 2002 6:12PM
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gravteck
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How did you not try to jump in... the only excuse could be you were way too amazed on what was happening, like an out of body experience.
Aug 15 2002 6:40PM
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Mashed_Penguin_NZ
Posts: 195 - Karma: 10
One of the funniest thing I have seen drunk chicks do was my girlfriend at the start of the year. She was bouncing on the tramp and then tried to jump off. She did this full arcing dive headfirst and landed in a huge heap.. It was real funny untill we found out that she had broken her arms.



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Aug 15 2002 8:04PM
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ski2824
Posts: 1786 - Karma: 18
i think most of you are pretty sheltered
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'uhh let me get a nicklebag'

fifteen bucks little man put that shit in my hand if that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.
Aug 15 2002 9:35PM
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Skibum420
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i gave these 2 girls magaritta mix at a party (non alcoholic) they started acting drunk and started fighting eachother... ahh good times
~Kevin
Aug 16 2002 7:34PM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
ihad the 8 drunk chicks give me head at one time.

just kidding
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Aug 16 2002 7:52PM
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Ass_Cock
Posts: 112 - Karma: 10
you guys with your stories are cool.

the shark is in attack mode.
swamp chicken... it's tasty
Aug 16 2002 7:56PM
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