Trying to explain newschool skiing to my friend

Sweeerve.

Show him a video of Magnus

ScaryDumpTruckSweeerve.

Show him a video of Magnus

i told him to go look up Jake Mageau but he said nty and that he wasn’t interested sooooo

If we're talking swerve skiing, I'd probably just say it's still freestyle but more like skateboarding, where you fuck around and session whatever features you want. You don't find rock jibs and picnic tables on an x games course.

If newschool in general, then imo that would be doing tricks anywhere other than a mogul course or air site.

A Brief History of Newschool Skiing

Newschool skiing began in 1825 when General Custer discovered strange shapes of buffalo bones in Native American encampments after he slaughtered the villagers. Custer was, of course, an avid skier but he had never seen skis that curved up in the tail. He designed a pair of skis to model the curved tail because he dreamed of being able to ski backwards. Later that year, after he built a considerable number of houses in California, Custer brought his skis up to Donner Pass in CA and tested his new prototypes.

After promptly landing a Cork 1260 which required him to land backwards, Custer knew he had created an incredible sport. Moving forward 136 years, Custer was fed up with the lack of coverage his sport was getting. He proceeded to turn FIS which was originally an organization started by him (Fuck Indians and Shit) into Federation International de Ski. Yeah, bitch spoke French. He pushed for skiing to be featured in the XGames and before long it had transformed from an unknown sport to a very very unpopular and not well known support. Custer died a happy man in 2006.

In 1999, newschoolers.com formed as a haven for 14-17 year old boys who were struggling with Marijuana dependancy. It later turned into a skiing website and the average age decreased by 12 percent.

In 2002, skiers began dressing like black people in hope of having the smooth styling of many famous hip hop stars. This failed, yet the tradition of dressing in baggy clothing stuck around through the present day. Many are turned off by Newschool skiing because many of the people who partake in the sport look like huge faggots. Custer formed the sport as a white supremacy sport for he did not like any other races, therefore the sport was never successfully integrated with hip hop culture to the chagrin of about 10,000 14 year olds across the nation.

In 2009, in hope of bringing more exposure to Newschool skiing, Custer's great great grandson, Drater, spread a rumor of a massively complicated newschool skiing game called Jib Life. Jib Life was the greatest trolling event in Newschool skiing history. It never even existed. Drater learned what his name mean when spelled backwards and he promptly committed suicide by joining the EpicSki forums.

finderIf we're talking swerve skiing, I'd probably just say it's still freestyle but more like skateboarding, where you fuck around and session whatever features you want. You don't find rock jibs and picnic tables on an x games course.

If newschool in general, then imo that would be doing tricks anywhere other than a mogul course or air site.

This, also OP did you get your phone stuck in Czech mode or something?

little1337This, also OP did you get your phone stuck in Czech mode or something?

nah i just used weird characters for his name bc i was bored but i think the keyboard thing is like dutch or something

I would just quit talking to him about it and also potentially ditch him to ski with people from NS instead

OregonDeadI would just quit talking to him about it and also potentially ditch him to ski with people from NS instead

yeah he only went like 7 times last year and another friend of mine started skiing this past season so i’m just gonna go with him from now on

New school skiing is all about anal sex

MiIfHunterNew school skiing is all about anal sex

MiIfHunterNew school skiing is all about anal sex

ty now he understands. my gratitude is immeasurable

sullivan_obrienty now he understands. my gratitude is immeasurable