Replying to My friend shit all over my apartment

Here is my story... About a year ago my roommate had some buddies come in to town for the weekend and one of them was fiending to trip LSD for the first time. I was determined to make this happen so I found 3 tabs from a reliable source. I thought he was gonna save some for a later date and I told him to just take one tab now and see how it goes since he was a first timer. To my amazement he fucking sends all three of em and I wished him luck. Along throughout he seemed okay and at like 4 am I hear him walking around outside of my room and my friend saying “dude there is shit everywhere” I couldn’t believe what I was actually hearing so I go out there to see my friend naked in the middle of the living room with human shit covered all over him. As he was standing there big eyed and confused I ask my other friend what the fuck was going on and he said he woke up to him bent down in the corner like some type of animal taking a shit right on the floor. I then proceeded to get my roommate to figure out what the fuck to do and he is just as fucking shocked as I am. We make a game plan and to start the process we got mr shitty to get into the shower. We walked him to the bathroom and closed the door and waited. 10 minutes went by and we heard no water running or anything so we go to check on him and he’s just standing there still naked. We told him to go shower again and he signs and says “where is the shower” when he was standing right next to it. We point I think out to him and he hobbled in there and showers comes back out and we start the clean up process. Needless to say gallons of bleach and cleaning supplies were used to clean this shit filled room, but we got it done about 4 hours later and got some McDonald’s got drunk and went on with our lives. This moment will always have a special place in my heart and I hope whoever is reading this gets a kick outta it.

**This thread was edited on Dec 13th 2019 at 5:33:44pm