Replying to my old roomate

a couple of weeks ago before i moved into another room i was on my roomates computer when he was out of town,i found his profile for an online dating service, it said hey ladies heres the deal-my name is adam and ive been on the single seen for too long-im 20 years old and just recovered from surgery-i like to watch the sunset and hold hands- and im not very photogenic as you can tell from the pic.......the thing is he sits in the room all day and plays x box, he beat halo 2 in 2 days, never takes showers listens to techno and throws all his toe nails on the floor....i dont know what hes trying to pull..or what kind of'ladies ' hes gonna get