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b.janders
Posts: 53 - Karma: 32
Ill start:

Life is like a box of chocolates...

It doesn't last as long for fat people
Feb 15 2018 5:30PM
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Mr_Bump
Posts: 689 - Karma: 427
Pee in its butt
Feb 15 2018 5:34PM
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iced
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 17,976
b.jandersIt doesn't last as long for fat people

SO... Zeus blessed us with planet fitness

**This post was edited on Feb 15th 2018 at 7:41:32pm
Feb 15 2018 7:41PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51795 - Karma: 164,185
Hey Sanka ya dead mon?
Feb 15 2018 8:14PM
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.lencon
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 17,186
OPs mom and I __________________________.
Feb 15 2018 8:39PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
.lenconOPs mom and I __________________________.

fucked
Feb 15 2018 8:51PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51795 - Karma: 164,185
.lenconOPs mom and I __________________________.


Volunteered at the soup kitchen feeding the homeless.
Feb 15 2018 9:09PM
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iced
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 17,976
.lenconOPs mom and I __________________________.


Created OP
Feb 15 2018 9:11PM
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poonis
Posts: 255 - Karma: 1,455
.lenconOPs mom and I __________________________.


had a nice chat and got to know each other better
Feb 15 2018 9:26PM
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.FRY.
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mort was skiing along doing nothing when...
Feb 15 2018 10:37PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51795 - Karma: 164,185
.Frymort was skiing along doing nothing when...


When a couple of things, that were up to no good, started making trouble on first run or two. Skied in one little ditch and his ski got mad, and said I'm snapping in two and making you really sad.
Feb 15 2018 10:48PM
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J_Christoph
Posts: 2519 - Karma: 8,755
.lenconOPs mom and I __________________________.


spent many nights praying for the abortion to take.
Feb 16 2018 2:25PM
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