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Spandex hanging like a 90yr old woman’s teet

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rpthompson824
Posts: 17 - Karma: 27
I have a basic under amour balaclava that is my go to piece of facewear. The damn thing droops down. Can’t keep that shit tight on my face to keep me warm. As the title suggests ya boys facewear is sagging like a elder chicks boobies. How do you keep that shit on your face?
Feb 13 2018 9:10PM
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270on420out
Posts: 7508 - Karma: 51,054
An old NS secret:

Semen of the goat
Feb 13 2018 9:42PM
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JVesque
Posts: 12 - Karma: 62
blackstrap.
Feb 13 2018 10:34PM
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.CJ.
Posts: 1509 - Karma: 3,669
Get a balaclava that isn't shit
Feb 14 2018 1:49AM
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CameronMosher
Posts: 7 - Karma: 32
Get a buff, you’ll never go back
Feb 14 2018 7:23AM
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freeskibum82
Posts: 6355 - Karma: 5,055
grow a beard.
Feb 14 2018 11:21AM
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Jesse.White
Posts: 450 - Karma: 754
Smartwool balaclava. But if your mom cant run you too the store just toss that bad boy in the dryer for 2 hours. Then while the spandex is burning hot put in on and it should mold to your face. Trust me, it works.
Feb 14 2018 11:45AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37386 - Karma: 120,063
dakine ski masks are the shit and mines still tight as fuck since i bought it like 3 years ago
Feb 14 2018 2:51PM
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lil.Boye
Posts: 2644 - Karma: 12,024
i buy those fleece balaclavas at my local skate shop for a couple bucks. doesn't fit at all, but wayy comfortable. also +swervability
Feb 14 2018 5:22PM
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SuckMySkis
Posts: 202 - Karma: 734
Just buy 100 pieces for couple of buck off aliexpress. Its so cheap you can wipe ur ass if u want to. Plus the quality isnt even that bad
Feb 14 2018 5:27PM
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DominatorJacques
Posts: 11232 - Karma: 76,337
BlackStrap BS Gear.
Feb 14 2018 9:38PM
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