Replying to Scared of a Draft...I am Here to Help !

So some of you maybe afraid of a draft...so get around it! If you are drafted, that obviously means you go to basic training...so dont wanna go to war?
heres a little guide to help you out

1.Pretend you are a homo sexual...Uncle sam does not want gays fighting for his country

2.Be a complete pussy and complain or not do anything and make up excuses

3.Go on google and find a very rare disease or disorder and wallah you have it jsut like that.

4.this one is money...hey its gonna hurt but if you are inlisted go ski out west at a huge mountain and just do everything 100% balls to the wwall untill you break something and are unable to join.

5. Go to college in canada and move there

6.Dissapear to a forighen country

7. worst comes to worst dont do anything anyone tells you and just freak out...what will they do?

8.Pretend to be homosexual.

9. Pretend or make up a mental condition

10. Pretend you are homosexual
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