Replying to Jokes?

i need some good jokes, just post your favorite/favorites.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing youve already told her twice.

how do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? slap her ass and give her a shovel.

RACIST JOKE (im not racist, but its funny)



whats long and hard on a mexican?

3rd grade
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------'I want my penis to employ more people than Microsoft.' - Some kid