Replying to Ticks

Dear Ticks, I fuckin hate you and you give me the heebie jeebies. Every time I find one on myself I start freaking out then I rip ur fuckin head out of my living flesh and proceed to flushing you down the potty. I found 2 on me today already. ITS FUCKIN EARLY MAY. My only questions are why the hell do you love my beautiful skin and can you leave me alone? Just one summer without any damn ticks would be FANTASTIC.

-SteezOnSkis12

That was my letter to all of the damn ticks in the world. Lets hear your gross stories about ticks. Maybe some ways to keep them off you? Lets hear it NSers