I recently made a purchase from your online store. As you are likely aware, you have a "note to Jiberish" option during the checkout process. This was a very exciting feature, which encouraged me to request a poem from the folk processing the Jiberish shipments. This evening, just a few short minutes ago, I received my package. Eager to receive my seemingly eternally awaited purchase (admittedly I was slightly more excited about the poem than the box's contents), I opened the box before I went home. Much to my dismay, upon opening the package, there was no poem to be found. I have to say, Jiberish, I'm pretty disappointed that you let me down. That is all.
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