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The worse thing you've done at a ski hill

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fresh_prince
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the title says it all, confess here
Dec 3 2014 5:45PM
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GayWolf420
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i sprayed a slow sign at steamboat one year and the patroller standing right near it wasn't too stoked. idk what i was doing, just typical 12 year old dipshit things. felt immediate shame afterwards.
Dec 3 2014 5:47PM
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fresh_prince
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once i kicked a Gatorade bottle at a 7 year old kid taking a shit and his dad almost punched me
Dec 3 2014 5:48PM
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270on420out
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It was an extremely slushy day. I was hot lapping with friends all day long. I was going ham. I didn't want to stop. Around lunch time I became incredibly hungry. I knew I needed to stop and eat. So I went in and got some lunch. I wanted to get out super fast, so I ordered everything to go. On the lift I scarfed it down as fast as I could. An order of fries, a chocolate milkshake, a large burger, a slice of pizza, and an on-the-go bowl of fruit loops. I ate all of that and my friend's leftovers. I then continued skiing. About 3 hours later, I became incredibly sick. I decided to go in to chill for a sec. I was barely off the lift when the pressure struck my anus. I knew I had to book it down the hill. I probably went around 55 down. I didn't even stop at the concrete. I was on my old skis, so I rode them all the way to the front door. I lost my balance while getting my skis off, and began prairie dogging. My defecation baby was crowning. I ran like Usain Bolt into the bathroom while I was pulling down may pants. I reached the stall with my ass hanging out and the bomb went off. I felt a huge feeling of relief come over me. I turned around only to see the aftermath. The seat was covered in diarrhea and dripping onto the floor. A large mothership turd also lied on the seat. I turned around just in time to watch that monster fall onto the floor. This was one of those bathrooms were you could see the floors, and I was afraid someone would see the cesspool I had just created. I took oodles of toilet paper and covered it up. I then wiped my ass so fast I was at risk of getting an anal fissure. I walked out and saw a crowd of people giving me the weirdest look ever. I tried to play it off by being all like "haha wtf happened in there". The only response was "nice". Sorry to the janitor who had to clean that up. It was an accident
Dec 3 2014 6:03PM
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Toaster-Tony
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Moon_ShoesIt was an extremely slushy day. I was hot lapping with friends all day long. I was going ham. I didn't want to stop. Around lunch time I became incredibly hungry. I knew I needed to stop and eat. So I went in and got some lunch. I wanted to get out super fast, so I ordered everything to go. On the lift I scarfed it down as fast as I could. An order of fries, a chocolate milkshake, a large burger, a slice of pizza, and an on-the-go bowl of fruit loops. I ate all of that and my friend's leftovers. I then continued skiing. About 3 hours later, I became incredibly sick. I decided to go in to chill for a sec. I was barely off the lift when the pressure struck my anus. I knew I had to book it down the hill. I probably went around 55 down. I didn't even stop at the concrete. I was on my old skis, so I rode them all the way to the front door. I lost my balance while getting my skis off, and began prairie dogging. My defecation baby was crowning. I ran like Usain Bolt into the bathroom while I was pulling down may pants. I reached the stall with my ass hanging out and the bomb went off. I felt a huge feeling of relief come over me. I turned around only to see the aftermath. The seat was covered in diarrhea and dripping onto the floor. A large mothership turd also lied on the seat. I turned around just in time to watch that monster fall onto the floor. This was one of those bathrooms were you could see the floors, and I was afraid someone would see the cesspool I had just created. I took oodles of toilet paper and covered it up. I then wiped my ass so fast I was at risk of getting an anal fissure. I walked out and saw a crowd of people giving me the weirdest look ever. I tried to play it off by being all like "haha wtf happened in there". The only response was "nice". Sorry to the janitor who had to clean that up. It was an accident


Nice!
Dec 3 2014 6:12PM
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FroesenSkeeze
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In grade 7, we went on a ski trip to our tiny local hill. There was no park, so we made a jump over a snow fence. Some of the guys I was skiing with were awful. One guy in particular was extremely redneck and uncoordinated.

Anyway, we were all hitting it, and it was actually a sizable jump. But, it had no landing, and after a few hits, it was getting really packed out. This sloppy dude I mentioned before decides to hit it.

One of the other guys I with had the bright idea of pulling up the snow fence and making this sloppy dude catch his tips. However, he was too much of a pussy to do it, so he told me to do it. Being in grade 7 and stupid as fuck, I succumbed to the peer pressure and the scene was set.

Sloppy dude goes to hit it, and he launches. I pull up the fence, and he catches his tips and goes flying. He lands flat, and I peace the fuck out because this dude is bigger than me. He spends the rest of the day in the lodge slightly upset.

Turns out the dude who convinced me to do the deed filmed the whole thing. Teacher SOMEHOW sees it, and I get in shit, but not too much shit. While it was a really stupid thing to do, it was also REALLY funny.
Dec 3 2014 6:20PM
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Old-schooler.
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I thought I was going into a sick glades... Turns out 50 feet down it was just the woods, I decided to ski it out I mean like how far away could the slopes be? Turns out an hour later that they could be pretty fucking far away. Lesson learned, just hike back up. Also I could have fucked up and died out there like every ski patroller always says is gonna happen...
Dec 3 2014 6:31PM
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madeinamerica
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I made out with this pretty good looking ski patrol chick and she gave me her number. It was her boyfriend's number...
Dec 3 2014 6:38PM
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theabortionator
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I strapped a snowboard to my feet
Dec 3 2014 6:38PM
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MAMERON
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theabortionatorI strapped a snowboard to my feet


your going to end up in hell
Dec 3 2014 6:42PM
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lgski
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used to take ketchup packets, and put them underneath the toilet seats, so when people sat down they would spray every where. Stupid shit
Dec 3 2014 6:57PM
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ZachAndCheese
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I clogged two toilets in a row
Dec 3 2014 7:12PM
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B.Quincy
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Was flying down one of those long trails with a bunch of fun side hits that every mountain has and i was coming up on a junction so i looked up and saw that no one was coming so me and my friends decided to all spray this slow sign best spray wins so they go and im up last and right as i turn to spray i notice some how a little kid maybe 4 or 5 at most has appeared right in front of the sign and it was too late to stop next thing i know the kid is just COVERED in snow like you could even see the color of his jacket or pants i was about to stop but then i noticed his dad screaming and skiing up to him so i screamed sorry and booked it. To this day i feel like a total asshole
Dec 3 2014 7:22PM
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amieastcoastyet
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broke a slow ski sign
Dec 3 2014 8:49PM
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Bum.Life
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I sold shitty ass weed to a ski patroller way over priced. I actually felt bad about it afterwards.
Dec 3 2014 8:55PM
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Anathema
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i whacked a guy in the face with my ski pole once. i raged. dude was bombing around children and families and being a complete tool, so i got up beside him and whipped my pole pretty much as hard as i could and got him right in the mouth. dropped him.

such a bitch move on my part, but it was worth it.
Dec 3 2014 8:59PM
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Noddard
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https://www.newschoolers.com/watch/736708.0/I-Shit-My-Pants--I-Shit-You-Not?t=6
Dec 3 2014 9:14PM
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FreeVillain
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Last year at okemo some little shit racing team was in the park. They were all wearing matching outfits with little flags on their helmets, the kids were maybe 9 years old at most. Some little girl snaked me in from of a rail to hit the "jump" so i yanked that bitches flag right off her helmet. I still feel like a piece of shit to this day for doing it.
Dec 3 2014 9:59PM
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ModMommy
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I had sex in gondola once,not my proudest moment.
Dec 3 2014 10:09PM
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stinky_cheese
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Wore my goggles over my helmet and wore a saga coat.
Dec 3 2014 10:10PM
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KJacks
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i banged OPs mom
Dec 3 2014 10:13PM
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KillaSeason
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I threw a snowball off the lift at a snowboarder and the kid ate shit into the lift tower
Dec 3 2014 10:25PM
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lurking
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Missed all the shots
Dec 3 2014 10:35PM
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Nikolaus
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cursed somebody out for being in the landing
Dec 3 2014 10:59PM
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Young_patty
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This one time me and this stoner where messing around and racing through the parkhitting jums and such and i cut in front of him to get to a short cut and he flew into a fence And took out 1/3 of it and got tangled up in the fence plus knocked a barell onto one of the remaining upright posts. Fourtunatly he was to baked to feel most of it so he forgave me and we coninued to ski on but i still felt like an ass.
Dec 3 2014 11:13PM
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snowmosexual
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ImmasI had sex in gondola once,not my proudest moment.


sigged*
Dec 3 2014 11:13PM
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Chronic_
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I was cruising through the jump line at Sunday river one time and on the last jump I landed backseat and shit my pants. Like a mudslide in my pants. I skied commando for the rest of the day.... And the lodge trash stunk like shitty boxers.... Sorry
Dec 3 2014 11:39PM
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-Colton
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"speeding" in a slow zone
Dec 3 2014 11:41PM
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robbinJAHood
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lmfao
Dec 3 2014 11:57PM
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Rio360
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theabortionatorI strapped a snowboard to my feet


oh damn you really went all the way to make sure your life becomes sh**
Dec 4 2014 12:23AM
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corEmonty
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I once pushed my sister off the chairlift right when we got on because my friend told me it would be funny. Long story short, she cried the rest of the day and my mom screamed at me for quite a while. Looking back, it was a dick move, but also hilarious
Dec 4 2014 12:34AM
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Steezy_Peazy
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ImmasI had sex in gondola once,not my proudest moment.


That's a life goal right there.
Dec 4 2014 12:45AM
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youngspicoli
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skied park on a pow day
Dec 4 2014 1:37AM
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Krotchs_Brother
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I saw a yield sign once but I said fuck it and didn't yield.
Dec 4 2014 1:38AM
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camstain
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when you get good at peeing off the chair lift
Dec 4 2014 2:10AM
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PopperSquad
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Once I jumped off a chairlift, the ski patroller was literally right there, he cut my pass, and another time I turned down weed on a chiarlift (what was I thinking). And then some other time I threw a snowball at gaper from the chairlift, hit him right in the face and he crashed. I feel awful about it but it was still funny as fuck.
Dec 4 2014 2:41AM
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OMGimDADDY
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got a blow job on a chairlift with 4 people 2 chairs back.
Dec 4 2014 2:45AM
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kemosabe
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This thread delivers.

Worst thing I've ever done was probably crash into a slow sign while not looking.

Worst thing my friend has done is probably say the f word to a ski patroller. The patroller skied up to talk to him and he denied the whole thing. Super dick headed move by him now we're not really friends anymore cuz he did shit like that all time.
Dec 4 2014 3:32AM
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Miklop
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ImmasI had sex in gondola once,not my proudest moment.


I had sex in a gondola once, proud moment.
Dec 4 2014 6:59AM
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JTTrembles
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Too much to say ! Ive stolen many a signs and my buddy drove up with his rape van before our old lodge was redone so my homies and I jacked a lot of benches and tables that were in there near the end of the day when no one was looking. I swear it smooth.
Dec 4 2014 8:00AM
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Dobber
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When I was a little 9 year old gaper I wore a Burton jacket skiing. Lets just say the snowboarders were not happy.
Dec 4 2014 8:23AM
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csuech_603
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So last winter I was in training to become a ski instructor, I got to the mountain early before the session started and me and a few of my buddies see that one of the lifts is running (mountain wasn't open yet for the season they just started making snow) so anyway us just wanting to ski decide to get on the lift. We ride up and are stoked to take our first run of the year. The trail was having snow blown on it and was un groomed it was pretty hectic. So I tell my snowboarder friend to go first. He goes apparently the snow wasn't very solid and he digs a tip under a snow making hose and absolutely eats it. So we go down to him and now the snow making crew notices us there and they start screaming, so we book it. We get to the bottom and the head of snow making and the head of ski instructors is there. Needless to say it was very hard to convince him to let us work there. We're fucking idiots
Dec 4 2014 8:43AM
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EasyCheesySteezy
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When I was 8 me and a friend would get as much snow on our skis as possible and on the chair lift up dumped snow on people. There was this one kid who was learning to ski and we both got him and probably ruined his day with snow down his back.
Dec 4 2014 9:02AM
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PeppermillReno
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Stole a 7 year old kid and sold him to a mexican cartel.
Dec 4 2014 9:07AM
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freestyler540
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I left the hill
Dec 4 2014 10:21AM
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MarkDrvper
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Jumped off the lift and the ski patrol got super pissed and i blamed my friends for pushing me off and they got in shit.
Dec 4 2014 10:43AM
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phatdunk
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I burned a cross just to stay warm one time
Dec 4 2014 11:36AM
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dmski
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gnarballsianm needs to get in here to tell his shit story. every time I think about it I chuckle a little.
Dec 4 2014 11:43AM
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