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JP Auclair is so sick!

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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
he is fucking awesome!




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Dec 24 2004 2:16AM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
keep those posts commin'! I think starting a thread should count as two.
Dec 24 2004 2:17AM
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wilkesyachtingco
Posts: 4425 - Karma: 41
ive been aware of this since 98.

^ thats to prove that im O.G. you wanna know what else? yeah. thats right.















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When she places them in front of you
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The solemn warmth you feel inside
Dec 24 2004 2:17AM
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ADSpin
Posts: 162 - Karma: 10
Sucking Up?

But yes, a true innovator to the sport. And still an amazing skiier. I still enjoy watching him, and everytime I do I learn more and more in terms of technique and style.
Dec 24 2004 2:17AM
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shootr
Posts: 293 - Karma: 20
OMFG!! Who? JP.. isn't he just that guy who dates Kristi?

Whatever did he do that was so kewl?

Does he ski?

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Dec 24 2004 2:22AM
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wilkesyachtingco
Posts: 4425 - Karma: 41
ill tell you this: the other day when i was skiing on the ice sheets up at alpine meadows, i kept thinking of the part in 13 where jp gives the little demo on how to initiate a turn, and then the mistyflip 720. it helped a lot im sure.















Mercy's eyes are blue
When she places them in front of you
Nothing holds a roman candle to
The solemn warmth you feel inside
Dec 24 2004 2:23AM
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rodeo7
Posts: 891 - Karma: 12
Yeah Jp is sick

i thinking 90 to the left, 90 to the right, then straight on from there...

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And his radness, it just can't be quantified
Dec 24 2004 3:38AM
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Shaggy
Posts: 4349 - Karma: 17
yup, definatley a sick skier. he's always been a guy thats always worked on having a ton of stylie tricks.

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Dec 24 2004 3:44AM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
i was actually thinking about his the other day. he was definitely one of the top 3 innovators f the sport, getting last seggy honors in 13 etc. then propaganda was still on top with first seggy honors. happy dayz broke his back, then came back and fucking killed it in 1242, killing BC lines, sick jumps, and greasing a 5 kinker! (i think it was 5)
then this year he did shit like 270s on to 450s out, while still killing BC, and made his own movie. he's a god
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oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.
Dec 24 2004 10:26AM
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skogenjake
Posts: 6685 - Karma: 511
he is my favorite skiier. i like cr and pollard, but jp is the best.

Im now Libertarian.

And sexy as hell.

Dec 24 2004 10:27AM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
he thinks hes sooo fucking artistic, but he fucking sucks.
Dec 24 2004 10:28AM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
^youre in a bad mood. i can tell.
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oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.
Dec 24 2004 10:43AM
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Posts: 4122 - Karma: 11
no, it's mommy









i hope harvey bans you just so i can piss on your digital grave.

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Dec 24 2004 11:16AM
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Vtsnowski
Posts: 3536 - Karma: 1,199
he is nasty

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Dec 24 2004 1:15PM
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