Replying to Dare/prank ideas to play on freshers.

My residential college is having our traditional night of mid-year debauchery and drunkenness tonight. The guys and girls are split up and have separate bar crawls.

Now I'm a senior resident of the college, and thus I have the authority to make the First and Second years do truly hideous things.

So I want the fucked-up souls who seem to populate NS to give me their ideas for things we can make the first years do.