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Skier quotes

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toastyteenagers
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>less gapey

just a thread of skier quotes

"You don't wanna be a boner when you land"-LJ
Jul 22 2014 10:24PM
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.FRY.
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inb4 wutang
Jul 22 2014 10:25PM
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CheddarJack
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YOU THA ILLEST IN THA WORLD
Jul 22 2014 10:27PM
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miroz
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"Cheetos Reetos!" - Reed Speedman
Jul 22 2014 10:32PM
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hosmejo
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Ready?
Steady?
Spaghetti! - LJ
Jul 22 2014 10:44PM
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SnowshoeThompson
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"i've got broken ankles" -Tanner Hall
Jul 22 2014 10:45PM
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Al.Capone
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Nollie lip stalefish disaster on the down flat diggity down _ B-Dog
Jul 22 2014 10:52PM
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miroz
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"If you had one shot to do every opportunity you can, would you take it?" - Reed Speedman
Jul 22 2014 10:55PM
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cp_7
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yezzir - edollo
Jul 22 2014 10:59PM
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Noha
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"Pee in her butt."

-NS
Jul 22 2014 11:33PM
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suup
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Remember kids, always tall your Tee's and K your Feds
Jul 23 2014 1:27PM
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Mingg
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"The joy I get from skiing...that's worth dying for." - CR Johnson.
Jul 23 2014 1:29PM
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elm.
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"I'm big air dave and I'm keepin' it buttery for ON3P. skis!" - Big Air Dave. BAD
Jul 23 2014 1:33PM
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gnar_whal
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"MY ANKLES ARE BROKEN!!!!!!!!!"
-Anonymous
Jul 23 2014 4:32PM
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SEEL
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"'Jesus?' 'No Simon it's me, tom wallisch'".
Jul 23 2014 4:32PM
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.Steezy-McGee.
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"Hes bringing da hot sauce" - Edollo
Jul 23 2014 4:39PM
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BeefiestExpert
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this is relevant

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/741234/Shit-Skiers-Say
Jul 23 2014 5:33PM
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CBoro
Posts: 184 - Karma: 174
Wu Tang is for the Children!
Jul 23 2014 5:52PM
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S.J.W
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'Fucking send it son"-tanner hall
Jul 23 2014 6:20PM
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KimJong-Illest
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Amateur for lyfe -Steve Stepp
Jul 23 2014 8:01PM
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Arnold.Schwartz
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How do you get to Chad's Gap from Alta's base?
Jul 23 2014 9:24PM
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elm.
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.FRY.inb4 wutang


CBoroWu Tang is for the Children!


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Jul 23 2014 9:31PM
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kkeatz
Posts: 89 - Karma: 273
"If you don"t land a double cork 1260 this year, you'll be one year older when you do." -Warren Miller
Jul 23 2014 9:40PM
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toastyteenagers
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"Don't land too hard, you don't want to blow an acl!"-Railer
Jul 24 2014 12:03AM
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caderobinson
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Clayton's going fast, like really fast
Jul 24 2014 12:09AM
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knuckle_thugging
Posts: 120 - Karma: 73
when in trouble, go for double!
Jul 24 2014 12:26AM
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B_K
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" if you aren't building an atom bomb, you are a pussy"
Jul 24 2014 12:34AM
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steezburgereddie
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"This aint rollerblading"
Jul 24 2014 12:42AM
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Andy_peary
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"My legs are broken!"
Jul 24 2014 1:45AM
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steezewonton
Posts: 405 - Karma: 924
anyone have any post card because I'm about to send it
Jul 24 2014 9:30AM
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louie.mirags
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anybody got a lighter?
Jul 24 2014 9:43AM
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CaptainObvious.
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"So, where to next?"

-Every person on every lift ride of every day of every season
Jul 24 2014 9:56AM
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skiersupreme
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Al.CaponeNollie lip stalefish disaster on the down flat diggity down _ B-Dog

bong bong bong
Jul 24 2014 11:19AM
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KillaSeason
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"A 40 a day keeps the haters away"- Steve Stunt
Jul 24 2014 12:42PM
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Mackenzyquinton
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nosir
Jul 24 2014 1:11PM
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yung-lean
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Ready, set, Spaghetti!!!
Jul 24 2014 2:05PM
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John18_6
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"I need to hit this feature with more speed." - Dale Talkington
Jul 24 2014 2:13PM
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toastyteenagers
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" *ophera singing* " -Andy Parry
Jul 24 2014 4:21PM
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.S.B.
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"I'm the best skier on the mountain!"
-McConkey/Gaffney
Jul 24 2014 9:32PM
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Brule.
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"Jah bless de day, mon. Sieze de day, mon. Carpe diem, mon. Now I'mma go back to Jamaica, mon. Alright, mon."
- Andy Parry
Jul 24 2014 10:27PM
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