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jellomellow
Posts: 961 - Karma: 3,562
What are some good insults. Theres this one guy whos a dick and i want some good comebacks and insults.
Apr 28 2014 12:49PM
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Blurst
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meatball
Apr 28 2014 12:51PM
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ISellMeth
Posts: 1440 - Karma: 673
The only solution is to challenge him to a battle rap.
Apr 28 2014 12:51PM
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soccerzla7
Posts: 127 - Karma: 524
Act gay, hit on him and make him feel real uncomfortable
Apr 28 2014 12:51PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,485
Suck his dick. That would be so gay of him to get his dick sucked by a dude
Apr 28 2014 1:06PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51643 - Karma: 162,229
Run out in traffic, get hit by car, claim dick pushed you, sue him for 100 billion doll hairs.
Apr 28 2014 1:23PM
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milk_man
Posts: 5252 - Karma: 5,983
Tell him that your dad could beat his dad in an arm wrestling match
Apr 28 2014 1:34PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
someday i'll be living in a big ol city
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYa1eI1hpDE
Apr 28 2014 1:37PM
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SPY
Posts: 149 - Karma: 903
"The Jerk Store called; they're running out of you!"
Apr 28 2014 3:51PM
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stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,293
"If there were such thing as a silly train, you'd be the captain"

"If airplanes were penises, your butthole would be an airport"
Apr 28 2014 3:56PM
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fruitstick
Posts: 594 - Karma: 1,034
SPY+"The Jerk Store called; they're running out of you!"


Where did you get your jokes? The toilet store?!
Apr 28 2014 4:00PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
stupendous-man"If airplanes were penises, your butthole would be an airport"


im gonna use this from now on
Apr 28 2014 4:19PM
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SPY
Posts: 149 - Karma: 903
fruitstickWhere did you get your jokes? The toilet store?!

haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpNPw4H6_tU
Apr 28 2014 4:23PM
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*JDBP*
Posts: 312 - Karma: 2,006
fruitstickWhere did you get your jokes? The toilet store?!


lolololololololololololololololololololololol
Apr 28 2014 5:50PM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,185
I find dark jokes usually strike a nerve, go with "If I could kill one person in the world past or present, i'd kill Hitler so you were never made", if he doesn't understand that go with "when you die, i'm going to piss on your grave and hold a party in celebration of your death" pretty much anything linked to like death or some shit. Or you could go with a classic, nek yourself.
Apr 28 2014 5:51PM
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Paul.
Posts: 1599 - Karma: 11,100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T2S8GHzxqc

Butt horn!
Apr 28 2014 6:18PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,485
ECSTASKII find dark jokes usually strike a nerve, go with "If I could kill one person in the world past or present, i'd kill Hitler so you were never made", if he doesn't understand that go with "when you die, i'm going to piss on your grave and hold a party in celebration of your death" pretty much anything linked to like death or some shit. Or you could go with a classic, nek yourself.

If any of those strike someone's nerve you're probably insulting an 8 year old.
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Ya, maybe if you don't say it like you have downs
Apr 28 2014 6:21PM
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whipple
Posts: 1415 - Karma: 5,167
i always liked "does your ass get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth?"
Apr 28 2014 6:23PM
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860media*
Posts: 1575 - Karma: 10,519
kick rocks nerd
Apr 28 2014 6:36PM
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unknowndeath
Posts: 393 - Karma: 220
SPY+"The Jerk Store called; they're running out of you!"


these pretzels are making me thirsty
Apr 28 2014 6:52PM
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IBAM
Posts: 1954 - Karma: 2,351
no u
Apr 28 2014 7:24PM
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Fitz_
Posts: 427 - Karma: 592
Use some of supa hot fire's rap battle material that's on youtube
Ex: "just broke up with my girl , here's her number, sike that's the wrong number !!!"
Trust me if it's in youtube it's real and it will work
Apr 28 2014 7:43PM
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msg
Posts: 1108 - Karma: 3,269
call them a frittata
Apr 28 2014 8:04PM
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milk_man
Posts: 5252 - Karma: 5,983
Tell him that his sister is a solid 7
Apr 28 2014 8:13PM
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edai
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the_trapTell him that his sister is a solid 7


Sick name bro!
Apr 28 2014 8:20PM
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beauchamp
Posts: 662 - Karma: 1,191
so you're telling me i'm gay? well i'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
Apr 28 2014 8:28PM
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jellomellow
Posts: 961 - Karma: 3,562
beaupressso you're telling me i'm gay? well i'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.


I've already heard that one but all of them are good. MORE!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!11111!!
Apr 28 2014 9:00PM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,185
.Hugo.If any of those strike someone's nerve you're probably insulting an 8 year old.


Ya, maybe if you don't say it like you have downs


well by the looks of this thread and OPs name I am most likely guessing he is 13
Apr 28 2014 9:00PM
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BBurt
Posts: 1588 - Karma: 3,779
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaaUMOaNshs
As an addition to all of the acting gay things, seriously claim you are a homosexual and pull a Sammy.
Apr 28 2014 9:12PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
Punch him in the face.
Apr 28 2014 9:23PM
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KingGeedorah
Posts: 890 - Karma: 1,576
SPY+"The Jerk Store called; they're running out of you!"


I love how this is one of only 11 posts made from the spy account.
Apr 28 2014 9:25PM
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brov1
Posts: 1826 - Karma: 8,837
easy and common one."how are you gonna (__insert what jerk said here__) when you dont have any legs?" then proceed to cut off his legs and/or give him crazy eyes. he'll be so confused and/or injured by this that he'll stop being a douchenozzle
Apr 28 2014 9:27PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,485
ECSTASKIwell by the looks of this thread and OPs name I am most likely guessing he is 13


Your username is a play on ecstasy.... not much better bud.

And so if you use those lines you must also be 13 by your logic? You're pretty good at insulting yourself lol
Apr 28 2014 9:28PM
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KingGeedorah
Posts: 890 - Karma: 1,576
Also, you can never, ever, ever go wrong with racial/ethnic slurs.
Apr 28 2014 9:46PM
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Bennett.
Posts: 176 - Karma: 945
Maybe you should start with changing your name.
Apr 28 2014 9:46PM
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soccerzla7
Posts: 127 - Karma: 524
Hahahah he actually changed his name and apparently couldn't think of anything better than anal addiction
Apr 28 2014 9:51PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
beaupressso you're telling me i'm gay? well i'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.


ive seen curved stripper poles
Apr 28 2014 10:08PM
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PeteMahn
Posts: 1316 - Karma: 3,363
^ i Literally laughed so hard when i read that. greatest comment
Apr 28 2014 10:11PM
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CashmereCat
Posts: 2211 - Karma: 2,394
More of a threat but I'm partial to "You're going to look pretty funny trying to eat corn on the cob with no fucking teeth."
Apr 28 2014 10:13PM
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pkick
Posts: 154 - Karma: 697
just shoot him with a gratata and then walk away
Apr 28 2014 10:20PM
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rylee.the.jedi
Posts: 410 - Karma: 368
Man your butthole is more hungrier for weiners than kobyashi or your mouth is like a UPS stop, people dump loads there.
Apr 28 2014 10:21PM
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chuckmarty
Posts: 344 - Karma: 448
"I'm gonna take your pants off and play slip n slide"

that'll show him how gay he is
Apr 28 2014 10:26PM
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KRAMPUSNTROLLZ
Posts: 2715 - Karma: 355
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Apr 28 2014 10:48PM
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notspoicey
Posts: 1167 - Karma: 1,706
i would beat your ass but that would be animal abuse
Apr 28 2014 10:49PM
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jellomellow
Posts: 961 - Karma: 3,562
soccerzla7Hahahah he actually changed his name and apparently couldn't think of anything better than anal addiction


I've been wanting to change it to anal_addiction but I've been on mobile at least 90% and if I was on desktop I'm too much of a lazy ass to do it. So when I saw that comment it reminded me to change it.
Apr 28 2014 10:53PM
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Hoffman_
Posts: 153 - Karma: 277
call him bent

its the best way to call someone gay cause ur saying that they're not straight
Apr 28 2014 10:58PM
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APunx176
Posts: 1189 - Karma: 2,628
"What you say is what you are, I'm a Chinese Superstar" is what I use. He gets insulted AND chicks dig that line.
Apr 28 2014 11:06PM
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GANGBANG420
Posts: 263 - Karma: 879
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/745273/Billy-Madison---Ultimate-Insult--Academic-Decathlon--Forum-Weapon--How-To-Troll--Ignorance-Is-Bliss-
The ultimate comeback
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