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Getting Head Of A Random Girl In a Gondola.

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willysworld
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Has anyone on here ever done this.. has to be a random you met on the lift like Squirrel Murphy..in Hot Dog.? Mad props if you have it lays very high on my yet to do list :P
Apr 27 2014 6:16PM
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El_Barto.
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I give head to strange on tbe gondola
Apr 27 2014 6:21PM
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b-kul
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the title makes it sound as if you are planning a decapitation on a gondola.
Apr 27 2014 6:39PM
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STAUSS
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on a separate but similar note, does anyone masturbate in the gondola?
Apr 27 2014 6:47PM
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deleted5
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Hotel hot tub at mount snow, no idea how you can pull that off in 15 minutes with your gear on.
Apr 27 2014 6:54PM
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willysworld
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zzzskizzzHotel hot tub at mount snow, no idea how you can pull that off in 15 minutes with your gear on.


Thats what I like to hear hot tub counts to but copping one off a random hot girl in a gondola is the holy grail.
Apr 27 2014 7:04PM
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deleted5
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ozzywrongThats what I like to hear hot tub counts to but copping one off a random hot girl in a gondola is the holy grail.

You sound like you're 14
Apr 27 2014 8:48PM
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louie.mirags
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Only counts if she slips a thumb in your poopshoot
Apr 27 2014 9:10PM
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snugs
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when you get older you realize that you don't want to get your dick sucked by a girl who would suck some random dude's dick in a gondola
Apr 27 2014 9:27PM
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Big.Ole.Diesel
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sterling_archerwhen you get older you realize that you don't want to get your dick sucked by a girl who would suck some random dude's dick in a gondola


youre a beautiful soul but no matter how old you are getting head from a random bitch is still a sick accomplishment

**This post was edited on Apr 28th 2014 at 1:36:08am
Apr 27 2014 9:32PM
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JahLiam
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sterling_archerwhen you get older you realize that you don't want to get your dick sucked by a girl who would suck some random dude's dick in a gondola


jvegasyoure a fag no matter how old you are getting head from a random bitch is still a sick accomplishment


You're both dumb one day you'll realize that the ultimate accomplishment is sucking your own dick
Apr 27 2014 9:51PM
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3ski6guy0
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jvegasyoure a fag no matter how old you are getting head from a random bitch is still a sick accomplishment


hahaha agreed
Apr 27 2014 10:13PM
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Derelicte
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sterling_archer is correct you 14 yr old imbeciles
Apr 27 2014 10:50PM
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TheDoughAbides
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sterling_archerwhen you get older you realize that you don't want to get your dick sucked by a girl who would suck some random dude's dick in a gondola


Derelictesterling_archer is correct you 14 yr old imbeciles


pretty sure that this the last thing sterling archer would say regarding this matter...
Apr 28 2014 12:41AM
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cool_name
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sterling_archerwhen you get older you realize that you don't want to get your dick sucked by a girl who would suck some random dude's dick in a gondola


because you didnt sleep with the first lady of San Marcos, just because you thought she was the maid
Apr 28 2014 12:46AM
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deleted5
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cool_namebecause you didnt sleep with the first lady of San Marcos, just because you thought she was the maid


No, it was because she came on to him.
Apr 28 2014 1:36AM
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theabortionator
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STAUSSon a separate but similar note, does anyone masturbate in the gondola?


Only on the way down. Sometimes I get on with only 1 ski, tell the guys at the top it fell out and go back down to get it.

I usually get right up to the window and drop my pants to my boots, take my jacket off, pull up my shirt and go to town.

I write down the number of the closest gondola to mine when I finish and use the number for the lottery.

Apr 28 2014 2:23AM
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S.J.W
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Jvegas

I can tell by the grammar or rather the lack of, that you are around the thirteen mark and have most likely never even had your dick touched a girl. Thus you can't say "not matter how old you are...is stick a sick accomplishment" as you wouldn't know what classifies as a "sick accomplishment" at a certain age.
Anyways why would you want a girl that would blatantly suck a guys dick that she just met? That's dirty as fuck and I can't fathom to begin what diseases and infections she has.
Apr 28 2014 7:02AM
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OGoriginal-gaper
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only if she has an STI
Apr 28 2014 8:04AM
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msg
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ECSTASKIJvegas

I can tell by the grammar or rather the lack of, that you are around the thirteen mark and have most likely never even had your dick touched a girl. Thus you can't say "not matter how old you are...is stick a sick accomplishment" as you wouldn't know what classifies as a "sick accomplishment" at a certain age.
Anyways why would you want a girl that would blatantly suck a guys dick that she just met? That's dirty as fuck and I can't fathom to begin what diseases and infections she has.


maybe hes just really ridiculously good looking
Apr 28 2014 8:20AM
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theabortionator
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ayylmaomaybe hes just really ridiculously good looking



I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking.


Apr 28 2014 9:58AM
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BigScaryLarry
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zzzskizzzHotel hot tub at mount snow, no idea how you can pull that off in 15 minutes with your gear on.


bauer raw dogged a girl in the pool there. legendary
Apr 28 2014 11:14AM
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theabortionator
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OGoriginalgapperonly if she has an STI



I'm not really a big fan of having sex in cars.
Apr 28 2014 11:40AM
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CasualOrbit
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theabortionatorI'm not really a big fan of having sex


just use your dingus yah dummy!
Apr 28 2014 2:28PM
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N.L.
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meer, childs play.
gondolas,in breck they are like hotels on the way home from the bar, same as any passing hot tub!
mount snow lift shacks, they get those import lifties!
couch in van, you have to be a dedicated ski bum for this
various hot tub, hot tub showers, footsies works!
overlooking lake tahoe from northstar, yup!
beaver creek backcountry, breckenridge backcountry, cecelias...lol
its all about the lost of art of the wink. it shows a playful confidence that is sure to drop her panties
Apr 28 2014 2:48PM
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Steamboiz
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I've gotten head off the side of a trail, and I fucked a girl in a supply closet of a lodge.... goood times.
Apr 28 2014 5:11PM
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00000000
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https://vimeo.com/45100893
May 26 2014 7:59AM
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dekadent
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Coming from Europe, happened alot(not to me personally though . Worked the season in Val d'Isére, and the gondola down from La Foile Douche was the place for it - never touched the seats on that one after the first week of January. The old egg-lift over on the Fornet side is also a classic.

Was a rumor going around(and it went into the town paper) that a a british dude hooked up with some bartender at Dick's in the Tête de Solaise chairlift(around 5-6 mins on a slow day). No wonder if it was true or not, put my god...good riddance if it is!

Aswell, you guys think that it'd be possible to get lucky in a T-Bar? Sure, not the most comfy thing there i, but rule 34 right?
May 26 2014 9:17AM
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Mordecai
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Mousseauhttps://vimeo.com/45100893

@3:15

I feel bad for Pat Moore, a gondola is probably the most awkward place to ask that question
May 26 2014 1:09PM
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.Tom.
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Yeh gondola sex is a pretty frequent occurrence on British university trips to the Alps I find.

I've done the deed and I know a few other guys who have as well.
May 26 2014 2:36PM
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Matthew_Denham
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zzzskizzzYou sound like you're 14


Welcome to newschoolers.....
May 26 2014 2:44PM
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Atomika09
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Back to the question, Nope but it would certainly bright up my ski day heheh
May 26 2014 3:18PM
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JahLiam
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Matthew_DenhamWelcome to newschoolers.....


He has about 12000 more posts than you do, don't act like you've been here longer
May 26 2014 4:46PM
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SKIU4EA
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Mousseauhttps://vimeo.com/45100893



Haha one of those guys is a friend of mine, too funny
May 26 2014 4:51PM
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JDA
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Should do a pro skier version
May 26 2014 6:39PM
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pastysmasher
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Never banged in a Gondola. Been one of my goals for 3 seasons. Will get it done!
May 26 2014 6:56PM
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*DUMBCAN*
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Mousseauhttps://vimeo.com/45100893


I love the way Torstein thought long and hard about what he was going to say
May 26 2014 6:57PM
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ZBDesign
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I can't imagine even if this happened it be a particularly good bj. I've gotten down on some rando blunt action though and I'd say thats a win regardless
May 26 2014 7:16PM
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methscratchface
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Getting Head Of A Random Girl?
May 26 2014 8:41PM
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Ozgod
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on top of one yes in one no
May 27 2014 12:08AM
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TheGreenBastard
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bonus points if your a ski instructor and it's your lesson, double bonus if it's your lessons mom, triple for grandma, you get an automatic win if any of this is accomplished on a 2 person chair
May 27 2014 12:19AM
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HuckNorris44
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May 27 2014 1:11AM
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seward
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fuckin dirt squirrels everywhere
May 27 2014 9:07AM
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