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How fucked are you if you are killed by your username?

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hypnopenguin
Posts: 83 - Karma: 820
Hypnopenguin would be interesting
Mar 20 2014 9:04PM
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Scaredwhiteboy
Posts: 1395 - Karma: -938
Suicide for me too....


























Just kidding, I'm a big scary black man.
Mar 21 2014 12:53AM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
I can't?
Mar 21 2014 12:56AM
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JeremyClarkson
Posts: 1599 - Karma: 1,934
Id probably be run down by a Lexus LFA.
Mar 21 2014 12:59AM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,298
...said no one ever.



It's almost like Xerox inventing windows and the mouse and having Apple steal it from them. Once a legend, now a shadow of its former self. RIP IBM.
Mar 21 2014 1:02AM
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qazwsxedc34
Posts: 2955 - Karma: 2,141
Slowly but surely
Mar 21 2014 1:18AM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
Posts: 858 - Karma: 2,256
I feel like being covered by saucy diapers would not be a super painful way to go, but it would be a kinda shitty.
Mar 21 2014 1:22AM
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Bart.Man
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 1,952
You'd be spray painted to death.

Me, I would be beaten to death by the Bart Man's superior moves and tactics.
Mar 21 2014 2:00AM
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Such_Doge
Posts: 204 - Karma: 704
Much scared. such unfortunate. I would be honored to be killed by Doge, that is the great way to go.
Mar 21 2014 2:02AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51668 - Karma: 162,598
I'm alive so I must say that that is impossible.
Mar 21 2014 2:07AM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
itd probably be pretty chill
Mar 21 2014 2:37AM
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shocker611
Posts: 2599 - Karma: 423
oh fuck me....
Mar 21 2014 2:38AM
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rudager
Posts: 11335 - Karma: 4,624
I'd die from driving under an overpass, spit landing on my windshield, causing me to swerve into oncoming traffic, and yea.

That, or an in greased Ferris wheel.
Mar 21 2014 4:49AM
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Agamemnon
Posts: 310 - Karma: 3,402
I'd have a war on my hands.
Mar 21 2014 5:11AM
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HolySchimmel
Posts: 1601 - Karma: 1,297
I would have no clue what would have killed me
Mar 21 2014 6:16AM
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syrup.
Posts: 644 - Karma: 302
sugary, delicious drowning.
Mar 21 2014 6:20AM
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270on420out
Posts: 7508 - Karma: 51,058
That would hurt. And be gross
Mar 21 2014 7:48AM
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Stadtski
Posts: 972 - Karma: 3,349
shed firmly deny me telling her to go to the back of the bus until i died of frustration.
Mar 21 2014 8:41AM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,661
Fuck yeah
Mar 21 2014 8:43AM
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slav_slayer
Posts: 476 - Karma: 1,821
im not slavic i dont need to worry
Mar 21 2014 8:45AM
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NedStark
Posts: 112 - Karma: 634
I probably deserved it.
Mar 21 2014 8:50AM
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Ski_the_east01
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 2,306
so many good ones...goku and dirty harry are clear winners
Mar 21 2014 9:10AM
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duckslayer
Posts: 661 - Karma: 367
i mean...i guess if i were a duck
Mar 21 2014 10:45AM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
a revolt in my own imaginary country? who are these peasants that turn feihlicity red?
Mar 21 2014 11:01AM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,313
Probably suffocated by a gargantuan amount of pretentious, omnipotent and omniscient data.
At least it's a fast dead.
Mar 21 2014 11:23AM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
I would die happy as a mother fucker if I died OD'd on thizz
Mar 21 2014 11:24AM
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imakestickerz
Posts: 477 - Karma: 673
i guess i get killed by a sticker machine? or a bunch of angry kids waiting for their j crown stickers
Mar 21 2014 11:52AM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 512
I'd be pretty fucked.
Mar 21 2014 1:22PM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,121
spss is dying software used by social scientists who are too stupid to learn R.
Mar 21 2014 1:33PM
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LiquorLanch
Posts: 1909 - Karma: 1,046
Or the new Pagani hyuatathrarawqe
Mar 21 2014 2:51PM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
Well, I wouldn't get raped, so there's that
Mar 21 2014 3:00PM
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Get.Kronk
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 226
I'd get turned into a llama accidentally.
Mar 21 2014 3:35PM
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pigglywiggly
Posts: 4482 - Karma: 305
killed by a grocery store...hmm..
Mar 21 2014 3:37PM
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Dwarftosser1
Posts: 2602 - Karma: 951
Well since I'm not a dwarf I guess I'd be killed by one hitting me, might hurt a little bit....
Mar 21 2014 3:41PM
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snugs
Posts: 966 - Karma: 4,090
its exactly how id want to die
Mar 21 2014 4:04PM
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Belzebub
Posts: 451 - Karma: 812
As in fucked, yeah I would probably lose my anal virginity to this thunder-homo gay angel demon thingy:
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Mar 21 2014 5:06PM
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DrewPeacock
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 1,763
fuck.
Mar 21 2014 5:09PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5712 - Karma: 20,638
I'd get a very thorough explanation of exactly what's happening.
Mar 21 2014 5:13PM
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Iraq_Lobster
Posts: 1866 - Karma: 4,904
A very loud and fiery one
Mar 21 2014 5:25PM
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Dragonite.
Posts: 1657 - Karma: 431
I aint even man
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Mar 21 2014 10:10PM
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Scaredwhiteboy
Posts: 1395 - Karma: -938
Dragonite is such a pussy pokemon. You should be ashamed of your name.
Mar 21 2014 10:14PM
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Skittle.
Posts: 2537 - Karma: 718
idk ive almost choked eating skittles on acid so like sure?
Mar 21 2014 10:19PM
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
I'd be living the dream.
Mar 21 2014 10:26PM
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
I'd also be pretty stoked if my icon killed me.
Mar 21 2014 11:07PM
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MEDSKI.XXX
Posts: 312 - Karma: 403
Very.
Mar 21 2014 11:13PM
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Bumblesteeze
Posts: 3092 - Karma: 748
Lots of bee stings. That would be quite an painful experience..
Mar 22 2014 12:15AM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Fuck.
Mar 22 2014 12:21AM
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DIX~
Posts: 4695 - Karma: 6,502
Oh man. I lose this one
Mar 22 2014 1:23AM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
it'd be suicide

so that'd suck
Mar 22 2014 1:24AM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,121
I dunno if "been" is the correct word, "being" is better. People are even doing business analytics with it a lot these days. when the excel-loving business monkeys start switching from SPSS to R, you know it's legit. I have not met a single grad student who is using SPSS at all. most are use R for basically everything, a few use python though.
Mar 22 2014 5:29AM
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las.
Posts: 1959 - Karma: 1,455
damn.
Mar 22 2014 5:39AM
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