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What's the official jump size as kangfirmed by the NS correspondent in sushi?

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theabortionator
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I keep hearing different numbers. What's the scoop on that slope course?
Feb 11 2014 5:08PM
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Kreech
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Over 9000
Feb 11 2014 5:13PM
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Mr.Bishop
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I want to see it on a tape measure.
Feb 11 2014 5:13PM
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yangumane
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I think it's 80 feet, but the snowboarders were sending it so deep they're more like 100 feet
Feb 11 2014 5:18PM
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theabortionator
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This. I'll 1 day air a tape measure over there if needed.


Even if the games are over I want to know what the 3 jumps measure.
Feb 11 2014 5:31PM
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ski0
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Airtime is a better measure then distance, and they certainly have that
Feb 11 2014 5:55PM
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theabortionator
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A measure of what? I want to know ho far it is from lip to knuckle on the 3 jumps. I don't car how much airtime there is. I don't car how far it is to the sweet spot.


Somebody grab a tape measure, poach the rail section if you want, and measure as many of the 3 jumps before you get tackled by security.
Feb 11 2014 5:58PM
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baaangthat
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trip and fall onto a pile of knives like the other guy
Feb 11 2014 6:05PM
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theabortionator
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Wait wut? And why was there a pile of knives lying around?


NEED MOAR DEETZ! TELL ME

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Feb 11 2014 6:09PM
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Drail
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Silly thread title and a reference to an awesome 80's robot? I like!!!
Feb 11 2014 7:20PM
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theabortionator
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I HAVE QUESTIONS I NEED ANSWERS!


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Feb 13 2014 9:06AM
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T.L.
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"Heyyyy LazerLips, your momma was a snowblower!"
Feb 13 2014 9:09AM
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ESB
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I paced them out during practice yesterday. Roughly 21 meters, 23 meters, 27 meters (63 feet, 69 feet, 81 feet).
Feb 13 2014 9:10AM
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theabortionator
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Oh sorry, I didn't see that. Thank you. People were trying to say that they were 80,85,90, or maybe 85, 90, 85 and I was like LOL NOPE.

Feb 13 2014 9:17AM
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Frediboy94
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A few days ago there was this news story on NS about the guy responsible for the Olympic rings mishap at the opening ceremony had turned up dead. It said that he had multiple stab wounds, but Russian authorities claimed that there wasn't any proof of crime and that he could've "fallen on a set of knives."

The article was obviously a joke, but based on the comment section it seemed like some morons on NS thought it was real...
Feb 13 2014 9:57AM
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theabortionator
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Oh word. I saw the headline for that from the daily currant or one of the sites but never got a chance to read it.
Feb 13 2014 9:59AM
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