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Simple shit youre awful at

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TheClap.
Posts: 21664 - Karma: 4,140
Repost? Dunno

What are some simple things that you just suck at.

Personally I can't back my car out, it's pathetic

I also suck at painting walls, like 5 gallons on some shit, layers on layers.
Dec 14 2013 4:54PM
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CaptainSlow
Posts: 717 - Karma: 930
remembering passwords to accounts, log ins, etc. Thank god for notes on my phone and sticky notes on windows 7.
Dec 14 2013 7:37PM
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AT-AT
Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,256
Can't remember my social security number for the life of me.

Dec 14 2013 7:45PM
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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3004 - Karma: 17,069
Probably because your doing the wrong trick.





I can never remembering things.
Dec 14 2013 7:54PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
i guess you cant remember how to speak english...
Dec 14 2013 8:00PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37386 - Karma: 120,063
lol!
Dec 14 2013 8:01PM
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CosmicBrownie
Posts: 199 - Karma: 1,177
my penmanship is definitely subpar
Dec 14 2013 8:04PM
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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3004 - Karma: 17,069
Sorry but Rastafarianism is my first language.
Dec 14 2013 8:05PM
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Emma_Watson
Posts: 4491 - Karma: 6,796
sexual intercourse
Dec 14 2013 8:12PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
I''m pretty bad at throwing a frisby.
Dec 14 2013 8:16PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
Im terrible at making small talk with people I dont like. Its almost as if just smiling towards them is impossible. Im also a complete lost case when it comes to (hate this phrase so fucking much) "coordinate outfits", which seems to be mandatory when being a girl. As soon as I need to dress for something that requires more than sweatpants I panic.
Also everytime a customer at work ask me about what their interest will be this month I freak out because I suck at counting %
Dec 14 2013 8:19PM
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corona
Posts: 12795 - Karma: 32,750
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Dec 14 2013 8:21PM
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Jib_High
Posts: 189 - Karma: 224
I suck at skateboarding. Not sure why because I can slide rails and everyone tells me the balance is pretty similiar but everytime I get on a skateboard I lose all coordination and just go full retard.
Dec 14 2013 8:28PM
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deerpong
Posts: 41 - Karma: 235
Saying the word "remember"
Dec 14 2013 8:34PM
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zflink
Posts: 309 - Karma: 283
my spellang izzint quiet as good as it cud be, butt i gess thats nawt too big of an ishoo
Dec 14 2013 8:40PM
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Avifarer
Posts: 5926 - Karma: 598
swimming
Dec 14 2013 9:12PM
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goodnoooo
Posts: 555 - Karma: 2,075
walking
Dec 14 2013 9:16PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
Clap, please tell me you actually know who this kid is in real life.
Dec 14 2013 10:06PM
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raymondcabral
Posts: 747 - Karma: 1,094
Writing essays. like damn.
Dec 14 2013 10:12PM
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Titus69
Posts: 9329 - Karma: 17,816
This, cant ever keep a conversation going. Let alone starting one
Dec 14 2013 10:20PM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,066
Driving a truck. I consider myself a good triver, but when I had to drive a f350 for work I was absolutely terrible. Pulling out of parking spots blocked both lanes of traffic, hitting curbs etc... love trucks but would never own one or drive one
Dec 14 2013 10:36PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
He's my brother
Dec 14 2013 10:44PM
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GANDALF
Posts: 6302 - Karma: 6,567
I'm terrible at eating. I'm 24 and eat like a fucking toddler. Food just ends up everywhere. My girl thinks it's "cute" so that's all that matters.

Dec 14 2013 11:02PM
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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
Ya know it's a 50/50 kind of deal. Sometimes I stomp it, sometimes I don't.
Dec 14 2013 11:12PM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,809
Is your "girl" your mum?
Dec 15 2013 9:36AM
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Titus69
Posts: 9329 - Karma: 17,816
Ive driven my friends 2011 f-150 and compared to the tundra ive driven it was hell, theres to much shit in the way
Dec 15 2013 9:39AM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
studying
Dec 15 2013 9:43AM
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7-11_Slurpee
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 1,552
Names, I can't remember names. Unless I hangout with you daily for a month, there's no way. I don't know how some of my professors with hundreds of students do it. For a while i thought it was just because i didn't care enough, but when I started freshman year in college and tried my hardest to remember everybody's name, I could only remember my roommate's name for the longest time.
Dec 15 2013 9:55AM
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elinde
Posts: 1467 - Karma: 3,053
Nah dude he's saying super fed is front swap back 4, not front 4
Dec 15 2013 1:28PM
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MASkier
Posts: 657 - Karma: 704
When your band is second to a puppet show, you know you suck at life.
Dec 15 2013 1:35PM
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TijmenDal
Posts: 4849 - Karma: 1,295
Same. I suck at jokes too.
Dec 15 2013 2:07PM
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TimeWasted
Posts: 362 - Karma: 593
Integral calculus
Dec 15 2013 2:19PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
Walking to the bathroom in the morning after a night of excessive drinking.
Dec 15 2013 2:22PM
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crab_pretzel
Posts: 3919 - Karma: 622
this so much. perfectly describes my first encounters.

also:
-history. its boring and i suck at it
-sex. idk man, it just always ends with me apologizing
Dec 15 2013 2:30PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
simple mathematics in my head

keeping my skis stuck together when i carry them

interviews

small talk

multitasking, i fuck shit up so easily when i try to do a lot of things at once.
Dec 15 2013 2:37PM
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Hughes
Posts: 1023 - Karma: 940
not losing all my shit. left my poles on the mountain on the 2nd day this season...
Dec 15 2013 3:12PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 219
Explaining things
Dec 15 2013 3:49PM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
My penmanship is horrible. When im studying I write for hours every day and i still cant write better then myself in grade 9. Im amazing at free handing straight lines, charts and writing out math equations.

I also cant remember grocery list.
Dec 15 2013 4:29PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
me and numbers don't get along. and i don't mean doing math with them, i mean simply reading numbers out loud that are written on paper. they never stay in the right order.
Dec 15 2013 4:38PM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
walking in a straight line, sober or not, my legs just like to wander
Dec 15 2013 4:43PM
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kevinegan
Posts: 117 - Karma: 120

I cant hula-hoop...
Dec 15 2013 4:44PM
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KANGAROOJACK
Posts: 361 - Karma: 59
Writing, my handwriting has always been that of a 1st grader. Due to a mild form of dyslexia, still it never gets old to people to give me shit about it.
Dec 15 2013 5:43PM
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AT-AT
Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,256
I also can't hula hoop,
as soon as i step on a skateboard im on my ass,
and the same goes for skates. I go right to my face .
Dec 15 2013 5:58PM
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brokaw
Posts: 81 - Karma: 159
I can't snap and I can't whistle. i try all the time, but still nothin
Dec 15 2013 6:08PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8591 - Karma: 8,600
i throw things like a pussy
Dec 15 2013 6:29PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,550
writing unless its code
Dec 15 2013 7:17PM
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Schlutz
Posts: 858 - Karma: 425
Spreading stuff on bagels or bread. I always end up with a torn up ball of the bread and whatever I'm spreading.
Dec 15 2013 7:23PM
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TooMuchSwag
Posts: 23 - Karma: 31
My boiz always tell me I suck at juss chillin... I'm always on my grind tryna get it. I jus stay stuntin and swagging out on all these hoes
Dec 15 2013 7:31PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37386 - Karma: 120,063
respect dood
Dec 15 2013 7:31PM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
2/10 troll
Dec 15 2013 7:40PM
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