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Simple shit youre awful at

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TheClap.
Posts: 21664 - Karma: 4,140
Repost? Dunno

What are some simple things that you just suck at.

Personally I can't back my car out, it's pathetic

I also suck at painting walls, like 5 gallons on some shit, layers on layers.
Dec 14 2013 4:54PM
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Turner.
Posts: 1987 - Karma: 11,892
I'm genuinely brutal at math. Like have to think for a second how to set up long multiplication and shit.

Also when someone asks me out of the blue I tend to give realy poor directions. Always panic.
Dec 14 2013 4:55PM
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jcc03skis
Posts: 1002 - Karma: 1,020
Running
Dec 14 2013 4:58PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,176
I'm terrible at telling stories/explaining stuff. I go into too much detail.
Dec 14 2013 4:58PM
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stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,293
Im so horrible at remembering number sequences, thank god for notes on my phone.
Dec 14 2013 5:02PM
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PartyHon
Posts: 2019 - Karma: 425
ski related- taking skis of on relatively steep grade

nonski related- diving

like wtf am i doing, im horrible
Dec 14 2013 5:05PM
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shitpoop
Posts: 667 - Karma: 1,479
ski related- when there are bumps in the trail i am timid to go super fast, when theres fresh corduroy i bomb anything

non ski- science class
Dec 14 2013 5:06PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
Parallel parking. Fuck that
Dec 14 2013 5:06PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37386 - Karma: 120,068
math and sports. i kill it at floor hockey though.
Dec 14 2013 5:09PM
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humpty
Posts: 1190 - Karma: 3,162
cursive
Dec 14 2013 5:09PM
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PartyHon
Posts: 2019 - Karma: 425
word.

aslo fractions

…and skate stoping left foot forward
Dec 14 2013 5:11PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
Derivatives, fuck that shit.
Dec 14 2013 5:14PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21664 - Karma: 4,140
Some good old broom ball
Dec 14 2013 5:14PM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,809
Remembering song lyrics. Listened to certain songs hundreds of times and yet I still don't know the words to ANY song... It's as though I was dropped on that part of my brain.
Dec 14 2013 5:16PM
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.MintBerryCrunch
Posts: 750 - Karma: 346
Me suck at make post on internet.
Dec 14 2013 5:16PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
English: spelling, and grammer?
Dec 14 2013 5:31PM
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belden...
Posts: 2914 - Karma: 1,274
Lol oh that pesky, lyric remembering brain section.

Anyways I suck at simple addition and subtraction, but the rest of math is fine..
Dec 14 2013 5:35PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
I suck at wiping my butt. Like I know how, duh, but my mom does a way better job so I just let her do it
Dec 14 2013 5:36PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9215 - Karma: 5,398
chopsticks. can't use them at all.
Dec 14 2013 5:41PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
I have to plug my nose when I go under water because apparently im too stupid to figure out how to keep the water out of it. I also have never opened my eyes under water...ive slowly tried a few times but its just blurry and terrible and i panic.

washing whites--i never know how much bleach to use and I fuck it up all the time.

10-key
Dec 14 2013 5:41PM
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Ye_ol_wild_Koala
Posts: 270 - Karma: 121
Names!

Ill forget your name one second into conversation. Ask again, immediately forget. Its bad.
Dec 14 2013 5:45PM
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DasGoatenshafter
Posts: 580 - Karma: 307
Life… I'm just bad at it.
















The board game that is.
Dec 14 2013 5:53PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
sucks 2 suck

Dec 14 2013 5:55PM
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squibble
Posts: 4569 - Karma: 104
predicting no-wipers
Dec 14 2013 5:56PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,662
oh god this so bad. it's normally something like:

hi im broto
hi im *zone out now*


...shit
Dec 14 2013 5:57PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
fuck that shit. grade school teachers told me I would be using it forever, after 5th grade. Never used it again.


Also spelling.
Dec 14 2013 6:03PM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,635
Volleyball.
Dec 14 2013 6:05PM
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NotGhood
Posts: 2809 - Karma: 1,255
starting and finishing school work in one sitting

i get distracted and don't finish 100% of the time
Dec 14 2013 6:06PM
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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3004 - Karma: 17,069
Sorry, we dont all have your nimble asian fingers.
Dec 14 2013 6:07PM
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the.hellion.
Posts: 861 - Karma: 698
I'm what's known as directionally challenged.... I also never really learned how to work with fractions, decimals or percentages...
Dec 14 2013 6:08PM
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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,628
Really really simple math. Like, 4 x 5 kinda simple.

Abstract algebra however, I'm all over that shit...
Dec 14 2013 6:10PM
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steezysteeze
Posts: 1739 - Karma: 1,012
Trig identities.
Dec 14 2013 6:14PM
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Bogs
Posts: 4296 - Karma: 1,361
Not almost choking to death on the cheese every time i eat lasagna. So chewing, I guess
Dec 14 2013 6:15PM
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McLS
Posts: 1985 - Karma: 6,454
Whenever i went upside down in water i'd have to block my nose with my hands until last summer when a friend told me that you could just blow air out of your nose so water wouldnt get in. Mindfucked me for a few minutes and then i felt really stupid...

Dec 14 2013 6:15PM
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Slurpsicle.
Posts: 703 - Karma: 998
This. I feel so awkward having to ask for someone's name again when I just met them like 5 minutes ago.

Drinking water out of a wide-mouth water bottle while riding in a car. For some reason every time I go to take a drink there's always that little bump the car hits and water will go all over my face and front. Hate that shit.
Dec 14 2013 6:18PM
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slav_slayer
Posts: 476 - Karma: 1,821
Paper Airplanes/ folding paper in general
Dec 14 2013 6:19PM
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Fun_dip
Posts: 2623 - Karma: 913
Putting socks on and tying shoes. I can do them it just takes me a while
Dec 14 2013 6:29PM
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zahava
Posts: 7791 - Karma: 12,039
Cutting with scissors
Dec 14 2013 6:30PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
yeah, i mean ive tried the blowing out thing...but for one...sometimes you're under water for quite a few seconds, and i only have like 4 seconds worth of air in me to blow out...and also when you're jumping off something, I feel like the force of hitting the water is stronger than my breathing out, so the water will just push against the air im blowing out and it wont work
Dec 14 2013 6:55PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
talking to girls.
Dec 14 2013 6:56PM
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iH8pow
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i cant wall ride
Dec 14 2013 7:05PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
.
Dec 14 2013 7:10PM
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statuswhitegirl
Posts: 4058 - Karma: 883
time management
waking up
Dec 14 2013 7:14PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
I am the absolute worst at this.
Dec 14 2013 7:20PM
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PartyHon
Posts: 2019 - Karma: 425
that shit aint simple
Dec 14 2013 7:26PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,176
Cap full
Dec 14 2013 7:26PM
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Wallisch_pl
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where have you been Clap!!!!!!!1!1!!1111
Dec 14 2013 7:28PM
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YourMomsCouch
Posts: 311 - Karma: 4,039
Anything that has to do with nail polish.
Dec 14 2013 7:32PM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,123
algebra.
Dec 14 2013 7:34PM
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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
Unnatural super feds. Something about that unat front 4 jut gets me every time.
Dec 14 2013 7:34PM
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