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Free Energy Gum Sample

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RudyGarmisch
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I saw that free jerky thread, so heres another free stuff for NS.

I just got a free sample of this stuff after talking to the guy who worked on the formula for years. This gum has 80mg of caffeine per piece, easier and lighter than carrying around energy drinks on the mountain.

http://www.gofastsports.com/energygum/age/age3.php
Dec 11 2013 11:23AM
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icculus.
Posts: 749 - Karma: 3,963
Yeah this was the worst thing i have ever put in my mouth.. I immediately spit it out after.
Dec 18 2013 10:09AM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
I'm going to have a lot of fun with this
Dec 18 2013 10:17AM
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Hamlet
Posts: 205 - Karma: 1,312
squirt gum...nice
Dec 18 2013 1:06PM
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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
Yea got it yesterday, smelled like cinnamon tossed it in my mouth, On the first bite down the gew came out. It tasted like the worst medicine you will ever taste, It was disgusting, sour, i went to spit it out and almost threw up.
Dec 18 2013 1:17PM
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itsbenyo
Posts: 106 - Karma: 214
if you like super over powered cinnamon gum with a liquid dog crap center, then this gum is for you...

although... i did feel pretty damn energized from it! alllthoooughhhhh i did have a dunkins iced coffee right before without thinking. idk it got the job done but its not worth the taste
Dec 18 2013 1:38PM
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-MK-
Posts: 3253 - Karma: 5,332
Someone please man up and eat it all to see if it actually energizes yoy
Dec 18 2013 1:39PM
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7-11_Slurpee
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 1,552
I had it shipped to my dorm but now i'm on break. I want to partake in the nasty tasting too!
Dec 18 2013 1:55PM
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Trace.
Posts: 1460 - Karma: 635
I knew it was going to be amazing once I saw the sticker. For those of you complaining though, try eating the whole piece and going to bed because you know damn well that's not going to happen.
Dec 18 2013 3:15PM
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Joshua.
Posts: 2957 - Karma: 6,230
It's almost like this guy just busted a nut in my mouth.

Click for larger image

That being said, IM ALL HYPED UP
Dec 18 2013 4:26PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
I have it in my hand right now.

outside is white and soft
I have bit in


oh my god thats bad



it gets worse



it literally keeps getting worse for the first 45 seconds



the inside goo is no longer there but I can still taste the after taste




willl update about energy after this fap
Dec 18 2013 4:27PM
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itsbenyo
Posts: 106 - Karma: 214
that made me chuckle ^
Dec 19 2013 9:40AM
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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
Did anyone else have to take multiple shits after chewing this?

I had to shit so bad!
Dec 19 2013 9:43AM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
i got it. it smells like rubber and cinnamon, don't know what i should do with it
Dec 19 2013 1:05PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
eh, ended up eating the second one this morning. May have been a poor choice
Dec 19 2013 10:26PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,860
not terrible, 7/10, would chew again.
Dec 19 2013 10:31PM
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-MK-
Posts: 3253 - Karma: 5,332
Yeah, got mine today. Not as bad as you all made it out to be. My friend chewed it all night but I pussied out
Dec 20 2013 11:14PM
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Jro.
Posts: 628 - Karma: 655
Also got mine today and it tasted literally like cinnamon rolled in dog shit doused in gasoline. Only lasted like 5 seconds before I spit that shit out. Gonna man up tomorrow and eat the second piece to see the energy buzz.
Dec 20 2013 11:20PM
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Willard
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 429
#chewwater
Dec 21 2013 2:00AM
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Bombogenesis
Posts: 1984 - Karma: 4,006
this has to be the funniest thread I've read in a loooong time
Dec 21 2013 8:01AM
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Bombogenesis
Posts: 1984 - Karma: 4,006
im legitimately fucking dying at some of these descriptions. lawd
Dec 21 2013 8:04AM
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Bateman
Posts: 8591 - Karma: 8,600
wow, this thread. i suppose its a blessing that its US only.
Dec 21 2013 8:22AM
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Zflaherty
Posts: 409 - Karma: 323
just got mine today. Scared to try it.
Dec 21 2013 10:03PM
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YoungChristmas
Posts: 1066 - Karma: 2,110
Don't even bother trying it. If you end up putting it in your mouth, call poison control qt 1-800-222-1222
Dec 21 2013 11:00PM
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ABdrummer
Posts: 533 - Karma: 673
Chewing it now. Mine tastes like a shitty cinnamon christmas tree. Just gave the second one to my brother and he's having a hard time holding it down hahaha goddamn. this is more of a tool than a treat hahah
Dec 22 2013 3:39PM
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MikeRR
Posts: 84 - Karma: 116
moar pix.........or it didnt happen
Dec 22 2013 3:50PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37386 - Karma: 120,076
best shit I've read in a while, film ur reactions lol
Dec 22 2013 4:31PM
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Twinjibber77
Posts: 6239 - Karma: 2,354
Is it actually good? Cause i had some that was so bad i had to spit it out after sucking out as much caffeine as i felt like i could
Dec 22 2013 5:08PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5900 - Karma: 3,644
tasted like drano and satan's cum
Dec 22 2013 8:26PM
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eheath
Posts: 61603 - Karma: 123,069
After the energy jizz is gone, they don't taste that bad. Nothing like instant 80mg of caffine haha
Dec 26 2013 4:10PM
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VT_scratch
Posts: 8784 - Karma: 6,235
I've had mine for a bit, scared to try it...

have to get up early tomorrow so maybe I'll give it a go, I'll let you know how it goes
Dec 26 2013 5:06PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
Gonna try it right now, consider this a live feed of my reaction.


Just pulled off a piece of the white stuff on the outside for a test, tastes like cinnamon.


Biting into the whole piece now:

uggh it's really gross...

Been chewing about 30 seconds now, real bad. It tastes like battery acid mixed with something rotten.



5 mins later after vigorously washing out mouth and drinking soda and water:

It is a legitimate possibility that that was the worst thing I have tasted in my entire life. So many regrets, I honestly had to try really hard not to spit it out immediately. Almost threw up, that was disgusting.


DONT EAT THIS FUCKING GUM, I STILL HAVENT GOTTEN THE TASTE OUT OF MY MOUTH.



Dec 26 2013 5:21PM
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eheath
Posts: 61603 - Karma: 123,069
i just kept chewing and it went straight cinnamon flavor and i couldnt taste the bad shit anymore...

you guys are pussies
Dec 26 2013 5:26PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
how, HOW could you stand that? I couldn't taste the cinnamon AT ALL after a few seconds, it just got overpowered by the rancid battery acid taste of that yellow goo shit.

On the bright side, I finally got the taste out of my mouth with ginger ale.
Dec 26 2013 5:29PM
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eheath
Posts: 61603 - Karma: 123,069
All I hear is "blah blah blah, im a big pussy"
Dec 26 2013 5:38PM
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-MK-
Posts: 3253 - Karma: 5,332
Yeah, they all over reacted. It's not bad at all
Dec 26 2013 9:26PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5900 - Karma: 3,644
oh how wrong I was...
Dec 26 2013 9:46PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
I dont think so. It was pretty bad and you guys are in the minority. Maybe you just like eating battery acid, but who am I to judge?
Dec 26 2013 9:58PM
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-MK-
Posts: 3253 - Karma: 5,332
I'm 14 what does that mean?
Dec 27 2013 2:41AM
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eheath
Posts: 61603 - Karma: 123,069
I never said it tasted good, it tasted awful at first but im just not a pussy about it haha
Dec 27 2013 3:05AM
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
Holy shit your tough! I bet you can brush your teeth without watering your toothbrush first also!
Dec 27 2013 5:02AM
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eheath
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Nah I gotta get that shit wet i have sensitive gums
Dec 27 2013 5:31AM
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-MK-
Posts: 3253 - Karma: 5,332
Once you get through the battery acid it's actually not too bad. Just cinnamon. And I don't think the gum has a horrible small that ruins your room either
Dec 27 2013 12:51PM
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RockNRollNghtClb
Posts: 2013 - Karma: 2,509
today i gave my friend a piece and filmed it and he said it was bad at first, but then he said it got better and chewed it until it lost flavor.

So ive come to the consenus that you are all a bunch of pussies,

but I have yet to try it.
Dec 29 2013 6:32PM
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malonius_funk
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,500
is this meth-gum? are you a Walter White? is your ON3P skis operation secretly a meth lab? do you kill people?

so many questions, need answers soon.
Dec 29 2013 6:52PM
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itsbenyo
Posts: 106 - Karma: 214
i kinda want some more
Jan 2 2014 5:12PM
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Chinchi
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 4,211
I just got mine I'm excited
Jan 2 2014 5:31PM
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miroz
Posts: 10333 - Karma: 3,945
Fuck, no I didn't! Dammit.
Jan 2 2014 6:59PM
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doGelyst
Posts: 2492 - Karma: 509
The taste is meh.

It's like taking a shot of lysol, followed by chewing a stick of big red.

Unless you are desperate for caffeine, F this stuff.
Jan 2 2014 7:14PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
Fucking, this.

Also, caffeine tastes like shit. Just try chewing on a caffeine pill, it's all nasty and chemically. Tastes like drugs.
Jan 2 2014 7:29PM
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D3NZ3L
Posts: 556 - Karma: 37
Got the gum in the mail and my dad took it from me because he thought it was way to sketchy haha
Jan 3 2014 2:52AM
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