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Free Energy Gum Sample

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RudyGarmisch
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I saw that free jerky thread, so heres another free stuff for NS.

I just got a free sample of this stuff after talking to the guy who worked on the formula for years. This gum has 80mg of caffeine per piece, easier and lighter than carrying around energy drinks on the mountain.

http://www.gofastsports.com/energygum/age/age3.php
Dec 11 2013 11:23AM
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3-6-steeze
Posts: 1135 - Karma: 147
United States only again shit
Dec 11 2013 11:44AM
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Cotter
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fuck the USA only bullshit
Dec 11 2013 1:49PM
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cobra_commander
Posts: 16909 - Karma: 4,686
If you aren't paying for it, you are part of the product.

What's your angle on this Rowen? Supplying the secret chemicals?
Dec 11 2013 1:54PM
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SkierPT
Posts: 2177 - Karma: 4,720
Just did it. Why not. I've been looking for caffeine gum for a while
Dec 11 2013 2:12PM
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Phil-X-
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how long does it take them to ship?
Dec 11 2013 2:16PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,485
hopefully it tastes better than that gator energy gum. Shit was fucking gross
Dec 11 2013 2:18PM
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whoa-dere
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i still havent gotten my jerky
Dec 11 2013 2:18PM
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ALMIGHTYSOSA
Posts: 2800 - Karma: 2,102
Quality thread.
Dec 11 2013 3:32PM
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Joshua.
Posts: 2957 - Karma: 6,230
My jaw is going to be so sore if we keep finding chewy stuff that's free...
Dec 11 2013 6:05PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,550
has anyone gotten their jerky? I'm kinda worried they sold my info to serial killers?
Dec 11 2013 7:26PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5900 - Karma: 3,644
Im actually super stoked for my free gum...
Dec 11 2013 9:02PM
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jfxphoto
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 2,346
damn actually pretty stoked to try this
Dec 11 2013 9:15PM
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iFlip
Posts: 4543 - Karma: 19,132
Thanks.
Dec 11 2013 9:18PM
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TimeWasted
Posts: 362 - Karma: 593
You sure it's the jerky that's got your jaw sore baby?
Dec 11 2013 9:59PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,298
Disregarding what ElGato posted just signed myself up. On the entry screen it didn't even have an option for my birthday though...I always feel sketchy going to poorly constructed website though, and let me just say that website looked like shit!
Dec 16 2013 6:39PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,485
Awesome. One of my roommates always steals my gum. I'll make sure to leave it out in the open
Dec 16 2013 6:54PM
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YoungChristmas
Posts: 1066 - Karma: 2,110
Just got mine today. Can not wait to get energized
Dec 16 2013 6:58PM
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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,364
same.. that go fast sticker is swag
Dec 16 2013 10:12PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
I was too lazy to fill out the form to get a sample, but after reading this I think I'm gonna do it. I just have to try it now
Dec 16 2013 10:24PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
It's really that bad? Well, I have to try it now...
Dec 16 2013 10:27PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
when i get it i will go on tinychat to try it. Just for you gato.
Dec 16 2013 10:30PM
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chickenonabun
Posts: 461 - Karma: 285
i got mine today, will try tommorow
Dec 16 2013 11:59PM
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no_steeze
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Skip to 1:30

Dec 17 2013 12:17AM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
so it tastes slightly like almonds?
Dec 17 2013 1:09AM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5900 - Karma: 3,644
Just got mine, although I havent tried it yet
Dec 17 2013 10:02AM
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Dhane
Posts: 3866 - Karma: 1,722
I'm still waiting for my free Swedish fish t shirt
Dec 17 2013 11:05AM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
Mine just came in, worried about trying it...
Dec 17 2013 4:58PM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
This guy knows, did you read that Roald Dahl book about the old woman who taxidermys things too?
Dec 17 2013 5:05PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,860
Just ordered some. I'll try anything at least once no matter how horrible it tastes. Most excited for this.
Dec 17 2013 5:08PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 919
got mine today. gonna try it out friday. better get me lifted lol
Dec 17 2013 7:08PM
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BROSEIDON
Posts: 3702 - Karma: 1,495
mines sitting on my desk, kinda scared to try it
Dec 17 2013 7:08PM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
hell ya!
Dec 17 2013 7:23PM
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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
Posts: 315 - Karma: 765
fuckin lost it so hard
Dec 17 2013 8:48PM
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gr4
Posts: 1499 - Karma: 945
WARNING

got mine and tried it before reading this thread.

i think i just ate a battery. it tastes like the worst nicorette gum you could ever find filled with liquid uranium. i chewed it for 15 seconds and i still can't get the taste out of my mouth.

IS MY MOUTH GOING TO TASTE LIKE THIS FOREVER??? im legit scared.
Dec 17 2013 8:49PM
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DENIM_CHICKEN
Posts: 526 - Karma: 2,558
Ok so I just got mine today.

Opened the envelope, inside was a sweet sticker and pamphlets. Also included was a little case to hold your gum in.

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Before unwrapping the case I smelled a pungent odor coming from the little case (which held the gum). Keep in mind that it is completely unwrapped, not even touched. It smelled like straight skunk and a slight hint of cinnamon. When I unwrapped it, the scent increased 10 fold. When I got to opening the actual gum case, the scent was unbearable. It was like cheech and chong had an orgy with a skunk and cinnamon, absolutely disgusting. I bit in it to find a bright yellow paste oozing out of the center. I found out this was the skunk- smelling culprit.

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This stuff looks like straight up egg yolks mixed with nuclear waste.

The taste was absolutely terrible. It also stays in your mouth for a good hour after you chew it, even after drinking something.

So in conclusion:
>Fuck this gum

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Dec 17 2013 9:36PM
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cr4wdaddy
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Dec 17 2013 9:47PM
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doGelyst
Posts: 2492 - Karma: 509
will add to my "last resort stay awake while driving" energy in my car......
Dec 17 2013 9:56PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
Oh god I have to try this now
Dec 17 2013 10:04PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,485
Just got mine. Trying it tomorrow
Dec 17 2013 11:18PM
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brotherdad
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 13,067
Threw up in the middle of the common area of my school thanks to this shit.
Dec 17 2013 11:29PM
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chickenonabun
Posts: 461 - Karma: 285
Well I guess I'm the only one that didn't hate it, it tasted kinda funky but gave me a decent caffeine buzz. It was less figgety than normal caffeine, and was good for focusing in school.
Dec 17 2013 11:31PM
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-MK-
Posts: 3253 - Karma: 5,332
Now I want mine
Dec 17 2013 11:32PM
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Casey
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 24,309
There's rockstar gum in every grocery store for 99 cents
Dec 17 2013 11:39PM
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-MK-
Posts: 3253 - Karma: 5,332
Not mine...
Dec 18 2013 12:18AM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
This thread wins.
Dec 18 2013 1:41AM
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.Hugo.
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im gonna boof it so my farts smell how it tastes
Dec 18 2013 1:43AM
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Phil-X-
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So I ripped off a tiny corner of the gum today just to try a little bit, tasted fine and normal (the outside white part) but now im sitting on the toilet shitting my brains out and threw up earlier.....


I blame the gum.
Dec 18 2013 2:23AM
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-MK-
Posts: 3253 - Karma: 5,332
I really want my fucking gum to come now!
Dec 18 2013 2:25AM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
Does it come with more than one piece? Because if it does I'm gonna give a piece to someone if they ask me for gum in school. highschoolers are like parasites when it comes to gum.
Dec 18 2013 8:02AM
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.Hugo.
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yes 2
Dec 18 2013 9:10AM
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