Replying to Smoking tissues makes me die

I was at a party and everyone was getting high and I had a physical (with a drug test) so I couldnt smoke. I didn't want to look out of place so I made a dinky little pipe out of a pen and nut. Nobody was really watching me so I took a tissue from a box next to me and put it in my bowl. I pretended to be high then left. I ended up passing my test but now my voice sounds really different and my gf thinks Im fucking retarded. Does anyone know how to cure tissue-lung syndrome