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So today at work I found a Goose lying on it's side in the middle of the road. Keep in mind I work on a Barley Farm, and it is in the country. My coworker, and I were driving to the field, when we saw a bunch of flailing and dust. When the dust parted, a Canadian Goose was visible. The bird was kicking its legs in every direction, obviously in a lot of pain. I got out of our vehicle and grabbed a shovel. I went by the window of the vehicle and told my coworker to close his eyes. I double tapped the bird's skull with the shovel, and got my pants stained with brain. I buried the Goose's body in the field, and went to work taking light spectral readings on the Barley. My coworker now calls me a murderer.
This all happened today, and I thought somebody should hear how odd this day was.
