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life_is_hoodOrdered a pizza in math class, proceeded to get kicked out of class and my pizza got taken away.
SCOO-WOOPThis is high school only as I'm still in college and don't want to get kicked out.
2007-08
Academic hearing/pending behavioral expulsion:
Stole a sophomore's keys, his older brother and I shoved him into his locker and covered him with shaving cream Supertroopers style.
Stole groudskeeper's keys and held a boxing match in the until recently forgotten about boxing ring in the boiler rooms in our HS's basement.
08-09
Academic Hearing/pending behavioral expulsion:
After getting my report card on the last day of Fall semester, I had a 4.0. Made a note to go to all the teachers that said I'd end up not only failing their classes but failing in life to go fuck themselves. Then proceeded to buy double sided tape and taped all of our sophomore religion teacher's (catholic HS) desk items to the whiteboard in the same way he had them organized on his desk.
Started a haka on stage at our bi-annual academic awards assembly, at which I was awarded the principal's achievement award for 3 semesters with a 3.5 GPA or above. Most of the then Junior and Senior classes participated. My award was revoked on the spot.
After being caught "cheating"(was texing my mom about football or some shit) on a test in religion class, sent to dean of discipline, remember something along the lines of "that class is bullshit. I was texting. Sorry, don't have time to deal with this I have football."
After the 08-09 year, they introduced a student handbook and a new "Tribunal" style academic hearing system in which faculty and administrators got together and decided whether or not to expel a student based not only on behavior but on academic performance, etc. Most staff on the hearing board were some of my best friends and idols in high school so nothing ever really happened to me, to the dismay of the principal and deans of discipline and school services. Anyways:
09-10
Academic/Behavioral hearing referral:
Left biology class that was held late for bad behavior stating "I want my goddamn breakfast bagel and I'm gonna go get one."
Accumulated a total of 374 detentions from 08-09 to 09-10 school years.
After being threatened to have an exam taken away from me for talking I shouted at our functions teacher "I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU." to which I was given a referral and 15 more detentions.
Suspended for 3 days after trucking the dean of discipline during a relay race at our homecoming football rally. Cracked 3 of his ribs and his sternum. School attempted to take legal action against me, but seeing as it was an athletic event that both he and I were participating in, the school's insurance covered it.
During graduation ceremony for class of 2010, I started an "ole" chant in the middle of the baccalaureate mass. Kicked out of the mass and barred from school events including sports games for the first half of the following school year (my senior year)
10-11
Senior year:
Got into a fight with the defensive coordinator on our varsity football team and won. Kicked off the football team and banned from attending games. Sneaked into homecoming game vs rival catholic school, stole the opposing team mascot's head (a giant wildcat) and juggled it across the home team's stands. Barred from attending any other sports event that pitted our school against our rival.
Stole 6 sweatshirts from opposing school's prep shop before a big basketball game with our rivals (won't name which school), passed sweaters out to the crowd, lit one on fire in the crowd and then ripped one in half. Barred from any further use of the gymnasium at my school until graduation.
Hung 14 recently euthanized feral cats on both of rival school's goalposts on their football field. Barred from entering school grounds for life.
With the agreement of the rest of the graduating class, or most of it, switched all seats on stage to be flipped the other way around. Entire graduating class of 2011 sat on stage through commencement with their backs facing the auditorium. Diploma withheld until I apologized onstage to everyone. Don't even know how they figured out I was the one who planned it.
And I still ended up graduating with a 3.9.
TL;DR I had a great time in high school.
SCOO-WOOPHung 14 recently euthanized feral cats on both of rival school's goalposts on their football field. Barred from entering school grounds for life.
The euthanized cats made me lose my shit, that's fucking genius.
dingusWhen I was in 2nd Grade I shit in a sink cause some kid told me to said it would be funny then he told me we should touch wieners that's when I left and he snitched. Didn't get suspended though made it sound like it was his fault like wanting to touch wieners and such I think he turned out to be a luni he also came out as gay
MinggSkipped school and got detention. While in detention the person next to me was playing on his phone and somehow the old supervisor said it was my phone. I didn't even have my phone on me. I told her that and she said I was lying. So I had to get out of my seat and walk 20 feet across the room to my book bag to take out my phone and give it to her.
Our school has this really dumb policy that if you get your phone taken away a parent has to come pick it up. I was 18 at the time and bought/ pay for my own phone and service so technically it isn't my dads property.
I called my dad off a school phone to come pick it up and he is pissed about the situation and my dad is not a pleasant man when he is angry. My dad gets there and goes straight to the principal and screams "Why the fuck am I here? To pick up a phone? Guess what the phone isn't mine. I didn't buy it, it is her property. Give her her god damn phone back. I have a business to run and don't have time to deal with inconsiderate people like you. Why do I even need to pick this up? She's 18, she's an adult. She's capable of taking care of herself." The principle replied with "it's school policy." And my dad said "well your school policy sucks." And he took back my phone and we left.
The next day I got a 10 day suspension for my dad having a pocketknife on him(he was coming straight for a job site) when he was at the school. They didn't say anything until the next day and they had no proof that my dad actually had one. It got turned into a legal case and we won and got reimbursed for everything. The legal fees, compensation for a 10 day suspension, everything.
The school did however cover the whole thing up like it was nothing like they do with everything bad that happens in that place. So happy to be out of there.
acualywasdolanThats pretty fucking gay.
Thizzle.You're a fucking dick. I actually hated kids like you in high school who did dumb shit to oppose the staff and get a reaction out of your friends. So unnecessary and makes it such a hassle just for the staff to do their fucking job.
MatRichballer storry might be long but worth the read.
My french teacher had anounced that we had a test on friday, The opening day of smugglers notch ski resort. I raised my hand and told her I couldnt go for personal reasons that my parrents aproved. My idiot friend across the room then yells out that Im going skiing. My teacher then gets mad and tells me that if I am not there for the test I will not be able to pass it.
Come friday, I call sick and go skiing, it was an awesome day. When I get back to school, I was given a saturday detention by the principle but told I could do the test before since it was worth a lot.
I did the test and went skiing on saturday instead of going to saturday detention.
Come to school on monday, my principle is pissed off and meets me in her office. She lectures me about everything and is petrified that my parrents let me miss a day of school to go skiing. She then gives me an out of school suspension for having missed the saturday detention and follows up with this line which leads to one of my most baller moments ever.
"You have an out of school suspension tommorow, I hope you will take the time to think about what you have done and where your going." I get up nonchalantly and respond with great confidence "Maybee Il think about it in the chairlift!" and I walk out.
Yes I went skiing during my suspension, it was an awesome feeling!
Spark notes:
Missed a test to go skiing, given saturday detention as consequence, go skiing instead. When given suspension for skiing on saturday, Im told to think about it. I tell her "maybee Il think about it on the chairlift" and I went skiing without ever thinking about it!
[tk]Where's your rebellious spirit?? Were you 25 when you were in high school?
Thizzle.No I am not even 25 now. If I was going to be rebellious I rebelled against my parents which I feel bad about now. My bad for being intelligent and having a larger world view than my shitty high school. I understood from like 8th grade on that teachers were just trying to do their job, and all I had to do was do my school work and get the fuck out of there and do shit I enjoy with my friends and there wouldn't be any problems. Made no sense to me to rebel against the people who, by law, have the most control over me and my time other than my parents until I graduated. I find that working within the system to achieve your ends oftentimes works better in many cases. And I'm not some goody two shoes who doesn't do anything crazy and shit like that, I just know when to do crazy shit and when not to in order to most benefit myself and my lifestyle.
MinggSkipped school and got detention. While in detention the person next to me was playing on his phone and somehow the old supervisor said it was my phone. I didn't even have my phone on me. I told her that and she said I was lying. So I had to get out of my seat and walk 20 feet across the room to my book bag to take out my phone and give it to her.
Our school has this really dumb policy that if you get your phone taken away a parent has to come pick it up. I was 18 at the time and bought/ pay for my own phone and service so technically it isn't my dads property.
I called my dad off a school phone to come pick it up and he is pissed about the situation and my dad is not a pleasant man when he is angry. My dad gets there and goes straight to the principal and screams "Why the fuck am I here? To pick up a phone? Guess what the phone isn't mine. I didn't buy it, it is her property. Give her her god damn phone back. I have a business to run and don't have time to deal with inconsiderate people like you. Why do I even need to pick this up? She's 18, she's an adult. She's capable of taking care of herself." The principle replied with "it's school policy." And my dad said "well your school policy sucks." And he took back my phone and we left.
The next day I got a 10 day suspension for my dad having a pocketknife on him(he was coming straight for a job site) when he was at the school. They didn't say anything until the next day and they had no proof that my dad actually had one. It got turned into a legal case and we won and got reimbursed for everything. The legal fees, compensation for a 10 day suspension, everything.
The school did however cover the whole thing up like it was nothing like they do with everything bad that happens in that place. So happy to be out of there.
El_Barto.Threw a rock at a british kid and hit him right in the head. Got suspended for a week. Little fatty deserved it though
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montananmy senior year in HS in 08 i got in some major trouble. it was a friday and me and my buds were heading up to the woods after school to bring in the weekend with some shooting. mind you i live in montana, and me and including all of my friends are hunters and fisherman , born and raised in montana, and we all have multiple firearms and we all know how to operate safely those said firearms. etc. Well i took of from my house to school with my 4-10 semi auto home defense shoty, my 12 gauge semi auto bird hunting gun, my 30-06 elk rifle and a few of my handguns, my xd .40 , my 1911 springfield .45, and my good ol 45 magnum revolver. and i did bring my ak-47 as well. and enough ammo for all the guns for a week of shooting lol def brought too much ammo. haha. well i guess some puss ass kid from cali looked into the back of my durango when he was walking in from lunch and went and told the school police officer that he saw a car with "tons" of guns in it. ha ha, so the cop runs the plates on my dodge, sees its me who owns the car and i get called in to priceable office with the police cop and underwent an "interrogation' haha , i don't blame the fuckers for wanting to check out the situation looking back on it now because of all the shootings recently etc. but back then i was just pissed as fuck, told them they were crazy for even thinking i would bring those to harm anybody or anything, told them i was an avid hunter and shooting is a big part of my spare time. which it is. but ya they tried to suspended me for a week. which is not bad considering, but my parents thought different ( love my rents) dad came in and gave the priceable a piece of his mind. i dont know what was said or what my dad said, but when he walked outa the principle office he said, " your going back to school tomorrow". i was pumped. and i never brought any of my arsenal to school again. haha , good ol MONTANA!
TL;DR - dont bring a shit load of guns to school, especially 3 handguns and an ak-47 . haha ya i guess i was a dumb fuck back then ....
MinggI had my bow in the back of my jeep once and got threatened with a suspension. It didn't go through but I got a referral for having a "weapon" which sucked
It's pretty difficult to hurt someone with a bow and not make a huge scene. Like a bow isn't something you can hide and sneak up on someone with like a gun. I know field tips could kill someone but if I was going to intentionally hurt or kill someone at school I would have had broad heads on. Which I didn't.
MinggSkipped school and got detention. While in detention the person next to me was playing on his phone and somehow the old supervisor said it was my phone. I didn't even have my phone on me. I told her that and she said I was lying. So I had to get out of my seat and walk 20 feet across the room to my book bag to take out my phone and give it to her.
Our school has this really dumb policy that if you get your phone taken away a parent has to come pick it up. I was 18 at the time and bought/ pay for my own phone and service so technically it isn't my dads property.
I called my dad off a school phone to come pick it up and he is pissed about the situation and my dad is not a pleasant man when he is angry. My dad gets there and goes straight to the principal and screams "Why the fuck am I here? To pick up a phone? Guess what the phone isn't mine. I didn't buy it, it is her property. Give her her god damn phone back. I have a business to run and don't have time to deal with inconsiderate people like you. Why do I even need to pick this up? She's 18, she's an adult. She's capable of taking care of herself." The principle replied with "it's school policy." And my dad said "well your school policy sucks." And he took back my phone and we left.
The next day I got a 10 day suspension for my dad having a pocketknife on him(he was coming straight for a job site) when he was at the school. They didn't say anything until the next day and they had no proof that my dad actually had one. It got turned into a legal case and we won and got reimbursed for everything. The legal fees, compensation for a 10 day suspension, everything.
The school did however cover the whole thing up like it was nothing like they do with everything bad that happens in that place. So happy to be out of there.
*N_Wist*Sounds exactly like the private school that I just graduated from. Our parents seem similar when they are mad, man you do not want to cross my mother. That happened to me when she had broken foot and she had to come in. She embarrassed the shit out of the principal while I just sat there laughing.
Thizzle.Man I wish I had rich parents who came to the school and acted like they are above the policies and rules of the school they paid for me to go to... You/your parents should know the fucking rules and regulations, especially at a private school. If you don't like them, then go to a different fuckin school. The Principal shouldn't have to deal with entitled bitchy parents when their son breaks a rule that is clearly outlined somewhere in the student handbook. When I got in trouble my dad was mad at ME for having to come down to the school. He would tell me I should have fucking known better than to do something that they would call my parents for, and not be mad at the administration for doing what they are clearly required to do. That's just ridiculous and if I was a principal or school admin I would put parents like this in their place.
Jmurph_skibump...this thread is classic
.FRY.seriously?
*N_Wist*I have a genetic migraine condition that emulates strokes.... The teacher got mad at me for calling my mom on my phone because I have her on speed dial, I basically lose all cognitive ability during these episodes, so dialling a phone wasn't an option.
Thizzle.Man I wish I had rich parents who came to the school and acted like they are above the policies and rules of the school they paid for me to go to... You/your parents should know the fucking rules and regulations, especially at a private school. If you don't like them, then go to a different fuckin school. The Principal shouldn't have to deal with entitled bitchy parents when their son breaks a rule that is clearly outlined somewhere in the student handbook. When I got in trouble my dad was mad at ME for having to come down to the school. He would tell me I should have fucking known better than to do something that they would call my parents for, and not be mad at the administration for doing what they are clearly required to do. That's just ridiculous and if I was a principal or school admin I would put parents like this in their place.
MinggOne, I'm not rich and go to a public school.
Two, I had my phone wrongly taken away when it was turned off and all the way across the fucking room in my bag where it should be according to our student handbook.
Also, over the phone my dad told the school they could give me my phone back because it wasn't his property to pick up. My parents have to work damn fucking hard for what we have and when they have to stop what they're doing for a bullshit reason like that. The school told him he was responsible for me and that "he should man up and be a good father and come get the phone." So he did nothing wrong by bitching them out. You do him wrong and he'll do the same thing right back.
Entitled? That's fucking bullshit. I don't expect anything from anybody but if someone fucking disrespects me I will do the same damn thing to them. And all my dad did was stand up for me like any good father would.
DeebieSkeebiesI was really into WWII shit when I was in 4th grade. I was just doodling like Sherman tanks and pazers and all that jazz one day and labeled the German tanks with swastikas. And of course, knowing how public schools overreact to shit, I got sent down to the office, counsellor meeting, all that shit. They thought I was like some hitler youth dude or some shit.
