Replying to Breaking News: Popular member, Derelicte, found dead in mothers basement today!

Today a spokesperson for TeleComm, the telemarketing office where member Derelicte worked, said they had no comment on the matter despite reports that stated Derelicte had made threats that he was going to "suffocate myself with farts" on multiple occasions to fellow coworkers.

Today in a statement released by the county coroner: "It appears that with the use of towels Derelicte was able to create an atmospheric neutral, where he was then able to fill the basement with his toxic rectal depletions." And later: "He pretty much suffocated himself with his own farts".

The situation is still developing and we will bring you the action as we see it. For now, from Channel 7 News I'm Larry Smithsonian, signing off!