NS meeting stories

Anyone have any solid stories about meeting an NS'er?

I met gwhitey (lets call him G) once skiing and then again at a day drinking event at my buddies house. My buddy (lets call him Ryan) looks at me when he sees g and how tall he is. looks me dead in my eyes and goes "bet I can get him in my ninja turtle costume I have in my basement from when I was a kid." Deal, we day drink have a ballin ass time and G passes out in my car. Ryan goes G wanna put this on, G does and is prob one of the most funny events I have seen. He later re-passes out and pukes all over/in my car and all over himself, followed by someone losing my keys and it raining for the next two days with my window down. He eventually moved inside and fell asleep using his puke covered shirt as a pillow which he later noticed in the morn. He comes into my room and there is puke all over my bed and I am on the floor shaking like no tomorrow, guess I decided to take a shower after I puked, fell asleep for 3 hours in the shower, and then crawled back to my room to sleep with my puke covered blanket on the floor.

I met zzzzskizzz at the same house a few days later, I ended up blackingout and decided that going out that night was a good idea. Left the crew a the bar to walk home, walked home the wrong way and ended up sleeping on a park bench like 15 miles away. had no cell/wallet so had to walk back home. Ended up walking like 30 miles in a deep v, pastel shorts and boat shoes. weirdest tan lines I have ever had to date.

Met Mr.Sloth at Liberty, said hey hi hello what up, proceeded to take a front flip to flat and popped my hip out.

Met bullwinkle or w.e his name is now at a condo I rented for dew tour at killy, got into a meanass slapping contest.

I have some more when I have time, lets hear yalls.