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Listening to porn while sleeping

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nagger
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hi nsg
I've never had a wet dream before and I'm wondering if I put some fucking noises on my ipod and listen to it while I sleep it might happen. has anyone given this a go before?
Feb 19 2013 5:29PM
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Doug_Gusworthy
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I was hesitant about clicking on this thread, I am so glad I did. I am proud of you all.
Feb 26 2013 1:01AM
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miroz
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Oh no, this is terrible! That means you can't move to the next level! You have to have a wet dream before you can advance!

With haste! Sleepjaculate with haste!
Feb 26 2013 1:29AM
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Ribss.
Posts: 3442 - Karma: 3,344
This is great and all but waking up to a girl actually giving you some head is by far the best.
Feb 26 2013 1:38AM
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ImNotARacist
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Should we call them sticky dreams?
Feb 26 2013 1:43AM
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MLJ
Posts: 1849 - Karma: 3,649
Bump cuz this thread is funny, and shows that NSG really hasn't gotten that much worse recently. Still a bunch of dumb shit 2 years ago, and exactly the same tomfoolery even earlier too.
Oct 17 2014 5:36AM
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.frenchy
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butterslut.Semen isn't typically associated with being wet, Gus.


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lol'd
Oct 17 2014 12:03PM
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Nacho+
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How have you guys never busted a nut while sleeping? It's pretty damn good.

A wet dream is like jerkin it without all the bad stuff that comes with jerkin it. And you dreaming about dames so thats pretty good too...
Oct 17 2014 12:15PM
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CliffyByro
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how the fuck did i miss this the first time round? utter shenanigans ITT
Oct 17 2014 12:41PM
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no_steeze
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Nacho_Macho_manHow have you guys never busted a nut while sleeping? It's pretty damn good.

A wet dream is like jerkin it without all the bad stuff that comes with jerkin it. And you dreaming about dames so thats pretty good too...


So you're saying the only good thing about jerking off is having a mess of semen in your pants? I think you're doing it wrong
Oct 17 2014 11:32PM
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theabortionator
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Ribss.This is great and all but waking up to a girl actually giving you some head is by far the best.


I woke up with a chick riding me last summer. I felt kind of dirty after. Raped, used, defiled, ashamed, scared etc :(
Oct 17 2014 11:54PM
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Caleb.E
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northeastwhen you cum in your dreams... you cum in real life


lol, this thread just killed me.
Oct 18 2014 2:35AM
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B.Ryan
Posts: 322 - Karma: 1,142
should not have been eating breakfast while reading this thread, my screen now has cereal on it. 10/10 epic thread
Oct 18 2014 11:35AM
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Peach.
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baaangthatnope..i cant sleep when i can hear babies crying


I'm still laughing about this
Oct 20 2014 1:21AM
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Park.
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bump since I haven't laughed this hard since the Womens rights thread
Oct 22 2014 6:58PM
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AT-AT
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Dying. Don't know how this passed me by before.
Oct 22 2014 9:51PM
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dispatchQ_main
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stop jerking off and you will sex dreams like crazy.
Oct 22 2014 9:57PM
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