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How weird is your family

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L.Hull
Posts: 8 - Karma: 10
Today I came home to find my brother running around my house fully torqued . This is just one thing
so how weird are your families?
Feb 12 2013 8:05PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
I will win this. Christmas eve. My family starts talking about waterboarding. My 14 year old cousin thinks she could withstand it. My family goes outside, holds her down, puts a towel on her face, and starts pouring water on her. My aunt's boyfriend is taping the whole thing. I'm the only one who thinks it's a bad idea until my grandmother freaks out and makes them stop. So that's my Christmas Eve Waterboarding story. I've got a million of them
Feb 12 2013 8:08PM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,066
^Did she realize water boarding sucks?
Feb 12 2013 8:10PM
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ZMILLZ
Posts: 147 - Karma: 248
A mere one story doesn't suffice. We need more!

Feb 12 2013 8:10PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Yeah she did because it was about 34 degrees outside and pouring water on your face in that temp is really what gets you
Feb 12 2013 8:11PM
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gusestomp
Posts: 1377 - Karma: 746
My parents talk to my dogs like pretty legit before going to sleep... dafak.
Feb 12 2013 8:12PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
I got class but I'll think of some more to post afterwards
Feb 12 2013 8:13PM
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L.Hull
Posts: 8 - Karma: 10
My 6 year old brother also watches porn on a daily basis 2 little horny bastards
Feb 12 2013 8:14PM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,066
I was curious so i looked up waterboarding- Its way worse than i thought.
The average agent they train in the CIA lasts an average of 14 seconds. Apparently if its done correctly, water goes into the nasal passages and feels exactly like drowning. I thought everyone calling it torture was just pussys, guess not
Feb 12 2013 8:15PM
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Kevlar
Posts: 110 - Karma: 262
ret gets bitches. dont hate bro
Feb 12 2013 10:00PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
i love water boarding

last year i went to maryland and stayed with my parents friends, they live on the chesapeke bay, so beautiful. My friend and I would take the boat out every morning to go for a ride, then in the afternoon we'd bring the water board on and take turns one driving and one boarding. I got a concussion the first day and my core hurt so bad, but after the second day on the water I was fairly good. I began going for air, and brought my skiing skills with me to this summer sport! before i knew it i could do 360's and side flips like nobodys business. I haven't been back since then, but not a week goes by when i don't think about the fun I had learning this new sport.
Feb 12 2013 10:05PM
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freestyler540
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HAHAHAHAHAHA He's talking about torture, not your beach get away.

I dont have much of a family. We are scattered throughout the country
Feb 12 2013 10:10PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,661
the other night my dad ran down stairs into my den and started singing "I'M GONNA POP SOME TAGGG ONLY GOT TWENTY DOLLAA IN MY POCKETTTT!!!!"


more awesome than weird but yeah that's my story.
Feb 12 2013 10:10PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
your dad is mcalemores??
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Feb 12 2013 10:12PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
earl ya noodle thats wakeboarding, but i do enjoy waterboarding. torturing people is fun.
Feb 12 2013 10:12PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
my family isnt weird, but they get rip roaringly drunk and cause havoc on restaurants
Feb 12 2013 10:23PM
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No.Quarter
Posts: 5257 - Karma: 16,962
My uncle has a shrine to Jack Daniels.
Feb 12 2013 10:26PM
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youngdtay
Posts: 3122 - Karma: -112
Are you kidding? It's Mac Miller, GOSH!

But yeah my dad was like one of the first people who heard about that fuckin' Kreayshawn song and would totally jam out to it. He also gets down to KRS and Sirius Backspin is like the only music station he listens to. Not that weird, pretty ballin' actually.
Feb 12 2013 10:29PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
well my dad got fired from a ski hill for smoking too much weed on the job, with friends, kept the staff pass and had a condo so just lived at the hill for the remainder of the season. Go dad. And my mom had two DUI's at the age of 16, before she got her licence and has sense calmed down greatly. I love my parents.
Feb 12 2013 10:40PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
are we talking pre-10,000 views here?
Feb 12 2013 10:42PM
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youngdtay
Posts: 3122 - Karma: -112
Yessir
Feb 13 2013 11:37AM
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errrka
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 6,058
my family is crazy and awesome.
and my parents are divorced so it's like double the madness, I'm literally terrified to bring a boyfriend home. There's tons of stories that I don't feel like typing out, but yeah I could definitely have a TV show of my life.
Feb 13 2013 11:41AM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
wow, good for him ;)
Feb 13 2013 11:55AM
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buttrapinpirate
Posts: 497 - Karma: 225
My dad was checkin out this girl who couldn't have been older than 16, and she was in yoga pants. I was like dad do you realize how disgusting that is? She's like a third your age. He said hey, her parents let her out wearing that, and I can stare at whatever I want...
I died a little on the inside that day.
Feb 13 2013 12:38PM
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