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So apparently Nick Goepper is banging Shawn Johnson...
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Too bad the only thing she's got going for her is her flexibility
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holy fuck, she's a rocket
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Now we know where Nick gets his style from.
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Yeah bro!
2/10 would not bang...
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id give her a 8/10 if she was 2 feet taller
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and had tits. and a normal-er face
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says the kid whos furthest sexual encounter was when the doctor checked his balls for cancer
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this was my laugh of the day, thank you
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I would do horrible, unspeakable things to her.
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UGH NO! i had the biggest crush on her when she was first in the olympics. Fuck Geopper.
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all you guys saying shawn johnson is unattractive are gay. shes fucking hot, gawt dam look at doz abs...mmmhhhh. and what the fuck classifies a "normal face?" you guys are a disgrace to men everywhere. fuck you all have fun with palmela handerson tonight.
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i dont get you guys.
i have banged some of the raunchiest, stickiest, sweatiest, busted-ass stretched out trailer trash gutter-troll prostitute skank whores and i have been PROUD of it.
PROUD.
ive also banged attractive girls i would be happy to introduce to my peers, maybe even my parents (probably not really my parents)
using this experience, from what i can tell, shawn johnson is a fucking knockout smoking hott babe and you fucking pussies are hating on her cause she doesnt have huge tits and maybe her chin is a little bit odd, but totally cute? what are you guys fucking 14? if you have really made it this far only exposed to bullshit movies and TV like "superbad" and "the girl next door" and you honest to god believe you are going to grow up only fucking girls that look like kiera knightly, you are fucking WRONG. i guarantee that every single little boy-kissing closet-gay in this thread that hated on miss johnson will, at one point or another, possibly more than once even, wake up up next to a smelly pile of flesh that they can hardly even identify as human, let alone female. worse yet, some of you retards will actually DATE such a creature. you might even pay for her food. or a movie. or let her sit on your furniture. IN A SKIRT.
so fuck you guys. way to go nick for snatching up a total skier cutie. everyone else whos hating on a very attractive skier chick, you're lives are lies and your mom just texted me and told me to tell you she doesn't love you anymore.
peace.
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On another note, nick killed that interview, good job. Fuck the haters, he slays
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