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SKIING+GIRLFRIEND=???

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yung-lean
Posts: 511 - Karma: 2,447
YOU DECIDE
Jan 4 2013 8:24PM
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skibeest
Posts: 419 - Karma: 103
Kinky ass chairlift BJs
Jan 4 2013 8:25PM
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Casey
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 24,309
Having to ask someone if you can go skiing.
Jan 4 2013 8:36PM
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Steamboiz
Posts: 343 - Karma: 2,525
totally awesome new tricks like the buttsex 1080 and the cork 69.
Jan 4 2013 8:39PM
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Reister
Posts: 279 - Karma: -20
THIS^^^

Jan 4 2013 8:49PM
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Butt=Tight
Posts: 315 - Karma: 5
I've had two ended relationships because of it. It's a true gift.
Jan 4 2013 8:50PM
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annajeans
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*gondola

chairlift gets cold and nobody wants shrinkage.
Jan 4 2013 8:51PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
If she skis too, make sure she can keep up. I hated skiing with my now ex, because she was so much slower and wouldn't go in the trees
Jan 4 2013 8:51PM
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Stickity
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a terrible first date. unless she can already ski
Jan 4 2013 8:53PM
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Njens.
Posts: 1688 - Karma: 46
The best thing ever
Jan 4 2013 8:56PM
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gengar.
Posts: 1042 - Karma: 1,641
ya.
Jan 4 2013 8:57PM
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Njens.
Posts: 1688 - Karma: 46
Oh hai.
Jan 4 2013 8:57PM
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johnnyBuz
Posts: 1438 - Karma: 1,270
OPHJ's with mittens.
Jan 4 2013 9:00PM
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gengar.
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hai dere
Jan 4 2013 9:07PM
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JWeinstock
Posts: 3439 - Karma: 1,352
on the trail, a bad time.

On the lift, YOU decide
Jan 4 2013 9:16PM
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-wakes-
Posts: 358 - Karma: 201
powday=ski by myself
other days=i might ski with here
Jan 4 2013 9:18PM
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MRSICKNASTYNESS
Posts: 191 - Karma: 88
Friend of mine did it. He said terrible skiing cause she sucked but awsome lift rides. Hahahahahaha
Jan 5 2013 12:10AM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
My last two exes ski. I only skied with one. She could get herself down the hill in a timely manner but, I would still have to wait, wasnt a problem though. I never skied with the other one and judging by pictures, she seemed like a better skier... what a shame....
Jan 5 2013 3:11AM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
Why dont you come hop in my master ball with me and ill teach you what a real earthquake feels like?
Jan 5 2013 3:15AM
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Ducky.
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I'm aight with it


Jan 5 2013 3:22AM
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avocado.
Posts: 262 - Karma: 247
if she's cool and down to ski yea
Jan 5 2013 4:13AM
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edai
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lolollololol
Jan 5 2013 9:06AM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,466
if she shreds with you, both. if she doesn't, skiing. chance are you're around the age of 15-20 considering thats the majority of NS. you'll meet PLENTY of girls in your lifetime, and you can hang with a girlfriend any time of the year. you can't ski all year, and you won't be able to ski all your life. like it was said in "While We Can", many of us live our lives and don't truly follow our dreams and passions, so chase whatever it is that you are passionate about and don't worry about the rest.
Jan 5 2013 9:36AM
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n_b
Posts: 580 - Karma: 68
in my experience...0 fun
Jan 5 2013 10:34AM
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-dAvE-
Posts: 677 - Karma: 74
I had a gf that was a very good snowboarder, was amazing!
She would keep up and it was fun to always have someone to ride with.
I also had a gf for a very long time that didn't ski. Kinda sucked because id feel bad when id leave to go skiing and she was left to do nothing. Sometimes i'd even back out of skiing bcuz i felt bad.. In the end, i think a gf that rides is very awesome!!
Jan 5 2013 10:57AM
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gengar.
Posts: 1042 - Karma: 1,641
10/10
Jan 5 2013 11:34AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51642 - Karma: 162,200
Not being able to hot lap the park and having to take green trails and listen to a girl bitch all day when it's sunny and bluebird.
Jan 5 2013 1:18PM
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prosnurfer
Posts: 1842 - Karma: 83

= u standing in the woods going dam i want to charge this shit! mean wile gf is laying in snow laughing about how she cant get up and is stuck in the powder. so cute so frustrating

Jan 5 2013 1:28PM
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zagfan5
Posts: 2608 - Karma: 144
ask? i tell my girlfriend im going skiing..i don't ask
Jan 5 2013 1:38PM
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shredsticks
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Its terribly difficult. especially if she is a snowboarder, and not very good, and goes to school in boston and expects me to visit every 3 weeks. They don't always mix.

But hey win some and lose some.
Jan 5 2013 1:57PM
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PapDaddy
Posts: 532 - Karma: 661
honestly i would say it depends on how hard you ski... ive taught past girlfriends how to ski, super casual, was not a bad experience, but on like pow days or days when you just want to hit the park they either get in the way or cant keep up. unless they shred of course.
Jan 5 2013 2:03PM
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Clark~G
Posts: 125 - Karma: 1,898
id ski with girls anyday. try to get them to do backies
Jan 5 2013 3:34PM
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Randy_Quench
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skiing is for when you need to get away from that bitch. yall got it all wrong.
Jan 5 2013 3:40PM
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S.McDonkey
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Eventually they will complain that you were too fast and won't actually ski WITH her
And what SirSmoke said
Jan 5 2013 5:02PM
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LIL_WAT
Posts: 1900 - Karma: 475
This.
Jan 5 2013 5:07PM
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coldcuts69
Posts: 3718 - Karma: 1,888
Skiing is my lady
Jan 5 2013 5:15PM
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fredyferl
Posts: 2943 - Karma: 14,828
skiing =/= girlfriend
Jan 5 2013 5:38PM
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linus_deboss
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 1,914
luckiy bastard xD

Imagine having a girlfriend like Maude Raymond *.* she'd alwas be better than you are, but just imagine it... would be my dream, but I won't chase the impossible haha... keeping up with my own skiing keeps me busy enough haha
Jan 5 2013 5:50PM
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Aftleet
Posts: 135 - Karma: 16
They usually just end up at the end of the trail as dead hookers.
Jan 5 2013 6:30PM
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yung-lean
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damnn
Jan 5 2013 7:28PM
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roddy116
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not if your a ski teacher
Jan 5 2013 8:17PM
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WVskiing
Posts: 3007 - Karma: 1,949
Skiing is my white girl
Jan 5 2013 8:29PM
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Njens.
Posts: 1688 - Karma: 46
Buck the fuck up
Jan 5 2013 9:04PM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
Stfu im gonna get that pikapussy and you aint gonna stop me!

Come at me bro?
Jan 5 2013 9:07PM
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CashmereCat
Posts: 2211 - Karma: 2,394
This.
Jan 5 2013 9:08PM
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skibeest
Posts: 419 - Karma: 103
Wow. I actually never thought of this. How insightful.
Jan 5 2013 9:09PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 219
My girlfriend is totally cool with my frequent skiing cause she usually works weekends anyways, so I have time to ski. Also I wanna teach how to ski with me so she can come with me sometimes, I just like spending time with her so I would be happy to teach her how. She's agreed to come skiing with me at least once this year
Jan 5 2013 9:15PM
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Shlobby
Posts: 1665 - Karma: 303
I tell my gf that i'm going skiing and ask if she wants to go. If she says no she makes me dinner. She says no most of the time. The life
Jan 5 2013 9:25PM
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gengar.
Posts: 1042 - Karma: 1,641
nah you aint
Jan 5 2013 10:12PM
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Njens.
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I would gladly "come at you". somebody's tough behind their keyboard;)
Jan 5 2013 10:19PM
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FuckAllOfYou
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i feel like in my head it'd be a good idea but in reality if she's not digging it, it would suck so hard
Jan 5 2013 10:28PM
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