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WOULD YOU RATHER

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FrenchFry
Posts: 969 - Karma: 3,432
Watch your parents have sex for the rest of times they have sex or join in once.
Jan 3 2013 9:54PM
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SNP_CREW
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why the fuck would you even think of that
Jan 3 2013 9:55PM
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Anathema
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worst would you rather ever. get out. you're fired.
Jan 3 2013 9:56PM
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Spinoza
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This just isnt fun
Jan 3 2013 9:56PM
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youngdtay
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Is there a shoot myself in the arm option? I'd rather go with that.
Jan 3 2013 10:02PM
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FrenchFry
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bamp
Jan 3 2013 10:02PM
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Spinoza
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+k for making me lol
Jan 3 2013 10:03PM
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FrenchFry
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obviously not dumbass that wasnt the question
Jan 3 2013 10:03PM
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El_Barto.
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gotta make sure everyone sees this awesome thread
Jan 3 2013 10:03PM
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youngdtay
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Oh well, I'd say that I was gonna join in with my parents, then shoot myself in the arm anyways. That way, I'll be in the hospital when my parents are having sex, and I get away with not having to take part in this fucking stupid "would you rather".
Jan 3 2013 10:06PM
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wellthisisold
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You sir, have a nasty mind.
Jan 3 2013 10:06PM
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FrenchFry
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yessss mega win #bamp
Jan 3 2013 10:07PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
what the fuck is wrong with you?
Jan 3 2013 10:08PM
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Sno.
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who is going to call the ambulance, you? wouldn't your parents see the obvious opportunity for gun shot fetish and start banging the wound?
Jan 3 2013 10:14PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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obvi....
Jan 3 2013 10:15PM
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most_mint
Posts: 506 - Karma: 175
Well clearly you have put some thought into this one.. which are you going with? Personally, I would run away. fast.
Jan 3 2013 10:16PM
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youngdtay
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I can call the ambulance. My phone is in my right pocket, I will make a point of it to shoot myself in the left arm to make my phone most easily accesible. I would also step outside of my house and walk down the road for a bit prior to shooting myself, so my parents never actually see my wound.
Jan 3 2013 10:18PM
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Sno.
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I apologize. you have clearly thought this out.
Jan 3 2013 10:20PM
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youngdtay
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Well yes, you can never foolishly walk into a would you rather without thinking about all the variables. Thats just ridiculous!
Jan 3 2013 10:23PM
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Sno.
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would you rather have a vagina on your arm that is always menstruating, or have your colon on the outside of your body and have to tuck it into your pants everyday?
Jan 3 2013 10:27PM
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Bread_Fish
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Ive heard this one before. Not fun no answer.

Best ive heard is would you rather have the world like it is now or a world where you can eat whatever you want whenever you want without ever getting fat but the only color that exists is grey.
Jan 3 2013 10:28PM
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youngdtay
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Where on my arm is the vagina?
Jan 3 2013 10:31PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152

inside of the elbow

Jan 3 2013 10:32PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,550
ill give you a happy would you rather.

Would you rather have sex with Charlize Theron or Jessica Alba?
Jan 3 2013 10:34PM
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youngdtay
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Okay, I'll go with that one.
Jan 3 2013 10:37PM
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Errl
Posts: 2082 - Karma: 451
My jimmies are incredibly rustled by this.
Jan 3 2013 10:40PM
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Darth.Maul
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Would you rather have a butthole for a nose and every time you breathe it makes a farting noise OR have pubic hair grow all over the inside of your mouth?
Jan 4 2013 12:33AM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
the ass nose wins hands down
Jan 4 2013 12:35AM
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Puns
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is this a crazy coincidence or did you see me post something like this in the other thread, I thought of somethig sewww simlar the other day
Jan 4 2013 12:39AM
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Clameltoe
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Only get to eat horse cum Popsicles or only get to shop at gap kids and wear sketchers?
Jan 4 2013 12:39AM
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Sno.
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Would you rather drink only beer for the rest of your life, or only hard alcohol/mixed drinks?
Jan 4 2013 12:39AM
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gurneykid
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Would you rather eat only dog shit for 2 weeks or chef boyardee for the rest of your life?
Jan 4 2013 12:45AM
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Darth.Maul
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Whats the difference?
Jan 4 2013 12:45AM
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Sno.
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dog shit for two weeks. someone answer mine- i think its a good one
Jan 4 2013 12:46AM
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Clameltoe
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Always noticeable boner or always have to poop really bad?
Jan 4 2013 12:47AM
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Darth.Maul
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Hard alcohol. I go hard in the paint. Plus theres more variety
Jan 4 2013 12:47AM
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gurneykid
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The colon one definitely. I have always felt my bowel movements are something to be quite proud of.
Jan 4 2013 12:48AM
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animeallstar
Posts: 835 - Karma: 1,245
Always noticeable boner. Loud and proud.
Jan 4 2013 2:37AM
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LittleBoozie
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That's not okay
Jan 4 2013 2:41AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Join in once...
It would be incredibly inconvenient to have to attend all of your parents sexual encounters the rest of their life.
Jan 4 2013 2:58AM
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Darth.Maul
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I remember when I was younger and I came home from hanging out and my parents were doin the dirty and didn't hear me close the door. So I opened it again loudly and closed it even louder whilst exclaiming, "I'm HOOOOMEEEE!". Needless to say I got my point across and probably pissed my parents off that I was home 30 mins earlier than expected.
Jan 4 2013 3:23AM
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2L208
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 308
well op, would you RATHER fuck your mom or suck your dad's dick?
Jan 4 2013 5:19AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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obviously the vagina arm. it would take masturbation to a whole new level. i could literally fuck myself.
Jan 4 2013 8:25AM
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Sno.
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I thought of that first thing this morning-- that on the inside of the elbow is accessible. Ok-- what about on the front of the shoulder- so that you can't use it?
Jan 4 2013 10:36AM
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Spinoza
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Still this. I would get so rich
Jan 4 2013 10:42AM
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theblackrod
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would you rather have Rosie O'Donnell sit on your face or give Oprah a rim job?
Jan 4 2013 10:55AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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shit, now that makes things much more difficult. I'd still probably go with the vagina arm. I'm sure i could find a use for it somehow....probably whore out my shoulder whereas there is absolutely nothing positive about having your colon on the outside of your body....except for maybe being able to squeeze your shit out like a toothpaste tube.
Jan 4 2013 11:02AM
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Leafs2323
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oprah fo sho. shes a stone cold fox

Jan 4 2013 11:07AM
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old-dirty11
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would you rather drink a cup of your moms period blood or a cup of your dads sperm?
Jan 5 2013 1:01AM
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