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I wana be a baller

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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 731
baller, shot caller
Twenty inch blades -- on the Impala
A caller gettin laid tonight
Swisher rolled tight, gotta sprayed by Ike
I hit the HIIIGHWAY, making money the FLYYYY WAY
But there's got to be a BETT-ER WAYY!
A better way, better way, YEAH-AHHHH






Park Life
Oct 31 2004 11:40AM
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alisly
Posts: 615 - Karma: 10
I'ma -- baller, I'ma twenty inch crawler
Blades on Impala, diamond rottweiller
Octane hauler, not a leader not follower
Break these boys off I'ma twenty inch crawler
Oct 31 2004 11:57AM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
*spread my ice

KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BOY

The Michael Jordan, the Babe Ruth, The Wayne Gretzky of Newschoolers.com idiots needs no introduction.... but here\\\'s one anyways. John Andrew Steward, a rich kid from Georgia, will not hesitate for a moment to tell you exactly what he\\\'s thinking (and I use that term loosely). His over 2000 posts make him one of the most prolific retards on our list, and he\\\'s become something of a legend on this website, representing the ever-growing intellectually devoid section of the membership here at NS.com. In fact, when the Golden Wheelchair award was first conceived, there was some talk of naming it after him, as a dedication. Also among his qualifications are his being named so often to Crystal-Needs-A-Park\\\'s honorary hall of fame for stupid posts, that the proprietor was forced to abandon the project: Atlantaski simply flooded it too quickly. Further, he had more entries into the original Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts than any other member of Newschoolers.com. Though he went into temporary retirement a few months ago, he has recently returned with a vengeance and, far from missing a beat, has stepped his stupidity up to new heights, recently capturing a GW award for mocking Trevor Peterson. He is fully deserving of his place near the top of this list
Oct 31 2004 12:31PM
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T.L.
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 3,008
shup foo a'fo i ice yo ass

Sookhon De'Snutz
Oct 31 2004 12:43PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
i wish i was alittle bit talla, i wish i was a balla, i wish I had a girl, cause If i did, I would call her.




open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?
Oct 31 2004 12:58PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
worst. song. ever.



-Strode



Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
Oct 31 2004 2:41PM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 731
no fuck you that song owns. you just cant handle it. go listen to some more emo





Park Life
Oct 31 2004 2:51PM
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brody
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 12
are you talking zobut wish i was a baller becasue that song sucks


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yeah, like hilary duff poses in bikinis and shows cleavage and shes only like 15 years old and you guys all stare at pics of her, but seeing her with a big black dick in her ass then recieving a messy facial would be much hotter but we can only dream of that for now until jay gets a hold of her-Lateralis

thats wierd, i had the same fucken dream! except i woke up beside my dad with glue on my face......it was wierd-Lateralis
Oct 31 2004 4:36PM
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Joe.
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 24
i love that song



Bush/Cheney '04


my mom plucks my ball hair at night when im sleeping and glues them to her eyesbrows cuz she had a terrible camping incident when she was younger and her eyebrows never grew back, shes been doing this since i was 13 im gonna have to start chargin that fat bitch for my hair
-lateralis


Oct 31 2004 4:50PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
actually that song vacuum seals my scrotum. it is an embarassment to the entire rap and hiphop community



-Strode



Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
Oct 31 2004 6:04PM
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ReggaeConcept1
Posts: 2987 - Karma: -22
I whole-heartedly agree with strode.


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-Brad, Representing the KPP
Oct 31 2004 7:05PM
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jksl
Posts: 12727 - Karma: 854
i haven't heard it, but judging from the lyrics i shall also agree

Jeff
Poniverus
Nov 1 2004 9:51AM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
fo real. he smokes swishers, not dutches.
-chris
Nov 1 2004 10:18AM
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Naturalbornskier
Posts: 2514 - Karma: 8
YO YO WATCH ME RUN OVA DIS NUKKKKAAA






Aye Ern LUNG 04/05
Nov 2 2004 6:33AM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 731
watch Yearbook hoes





Park Life
Nov 2 2004 9:24AM
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scofield
Posts: 7973 - Karma: 2,467
T HALL my nizzle?



-Bon Bons
**Stept Productions**
Enom Headwear.

'got caught with underage drinking and a bong. anyone know what charges i could be facing?' -keukawake
'being a badass, first degree'- Melvs
Nov 2 2004 10:58AM
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Sdot
Posts: 2289 - Karma: 15
Blah, agreed with strode. Lame ass song.


Sarah
Reppin' 907
Nov 2 2004 1:06PM
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ski_Crystal
Posts: 649 - Karma: 10
i like the song. it reminds me of the good ol days in ninth grade when my friends and i listened to it on the bus..
haha high school sucked
~-~NWFT~-~

*Kirsten*


start smoking crack. It'll probably be better for you, and you won't need alcohol anymore - Melvs
Nov 2 2004 11:47PM
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a.beezy
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 109
so T-hall, he picked it himself
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'well i bumed into kristi once and she was like 'yo me and pep are gonna get big gulps, you in? and i was like, Shit yea bitch, let me bring rory bushfeild and hibbert, cause were really tight' -Mikael420


*NWFT*


one time i was at the bedtime and i tried to open the broccoli but i couldnt because inside was the conundrum - destroy (in response to the crack addict thread)
Nov 5 2004 7:33PM
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jksl
Posts: 12727 - Karma: 854
it also sounds like they just copied the rhymes from puff daddy in that song all about the benjamins, what a joke

Jeff
Poniverus
Nov 6 2004 10:11AM
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arsenal601
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halls song perfectly portrayed his attitue didnt it?









shants; theyre not quite shorts, but not quite pants
Nov 7 2004 3:23PM
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LJF
Posts: 457 - Karma: 30
Its a fucking sick song and Tanner Halls segment is also sweet. The Helicopter shots are freekin crazy. You should watch it in Yearbook.

Nov 11 2004 5:10PM
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