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Inconsiderate Roommate

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My roommate has been keeping me up since 12am with obnoxious coughing, and fucking with his phone/ computer.  Don't feel bad for his coughing, the asshole smokes a pack a day along with ganja, the point is it could be treated fairly easily with some cough syrup or drops.  On top of this little situation, he leaves the blinds down, and consequently i oversleep some days.  try pullin them up, but the fucker pulls them right back down.  It is 5:28am now, any ideas on how to keep my roommate awake indefinitely?
Nov 19 2012 7:30AM
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.Hugo.
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Why keep him awake? Don't you want him to sleep so you can too? And if you need to wake up, set a fucking alarm. You cant blame oversleeping on the blinds being closed.
Nov 19 2012 7:51AM
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Static
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get an annoyatron
Nov 19 2012 7:52AM
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i have three, the sun just helps with sleep regulation

Nov 19 2012 8:33AM
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Lansfield
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Throw his cigs in the toilet.
Nov 19 2012 9:32AM
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theBearJew
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piss on them instead.
Nov 19 2012 9:33AM
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corona
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do you sleep in the same bed?
Nov 19 2012 9:34AM
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.Hugo.
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piss on him instead
Nov 19 2012 9:34AM
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Gmart
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Throw him in the toilet
Nov 19 2012 9:35AM
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.Hugo.
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You have 3 alarms and still oversleep? I think you're the problem and you're looking to put the blame on someone else
Nov 19 2012 9:35AM
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theBearJew
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OP has a sleeping disorder.
Nov 19 2012 9:37AM
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Blurst
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throw the toilet in the cigs, then piss on them... and him
Nov 19 2012 9:37AM
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KravtZ
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I had a roomate and we both fucking hated eachother and did all kidns of non obvious things to piss eachother off. He would skip class everyday until 2 and sleep in. Sundays he would sleep until literally like 6 at night. Wake up, eat, and go to sleep. And he got pissed when i tried to do stuff in the room. At one point he got pnemonia and was coughing up a storm for about 2 weeks and refused to go to the health place because he didnt have insurance even though he was a fucking idiot and didnt know he had it through the school. He would smoke to and cough allllll night i barely slept at all. Came down to me being like get your shit together go to the health center or else im going to sue you if I get sick for missed work over the breaks. Got his ass in gear even though it was a major dick move to do.
Nov 19 2012 9:37AM
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.Hugo.
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Boof the cigs then piss on his bed
Nov 19 2012 9:39AM
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Peach.
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...what is your roommates name?
Nov 19 2012 9:47AM
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Mr.Sloth
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Boof the toilet, him, and the cigs.
Nov 19 2012 10:08AM
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Peach.
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Boof his bed.
That'll fucking teach him.
Nov 19 2012 10:09AM
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MYANKLES
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i think i would rip the blinds down and tell him to shove it up his ass..
one of my roommates had to pledge for a sorority and they made her stay out until 1 or 2 am and then wake up for breakfast at 6 and move around like a bull in a china shop. that lasted for 6 weeks but shes still a twat.
Nov 19 2012 10:10AM
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SteveStepp
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jack off loudly
Nov 19 2012 10:11AM
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Peach.
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Forced boofing of blinds?
Nov 19 2012 10:12AM
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Mr.Sloth
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Make him boof Black Steve
Nov 19 2012 10:12AM
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Peach.
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Well jesus christ boof something.
Nov 19 2012 10:14AM
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.Hugo.
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What if OP boofed himself?
Nov 19 2012 10:16AM
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sklermang
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I second this motion.
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Nov 19 2012 10:21AM
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MYANKLES
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yess
Nov 19 2012 10:24AM
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SteveStepp
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1. wtf is boof

2. whats his facebook
Nov 19 2012 10:28AM
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Blurst
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throwin things up yer cornhole
Nov 19 2012 10:34AM
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wait.what
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ITT: OP is mad.

In other news, does anything rhyme with champion?
Nov 19 2012 10:35AM
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Peach.
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Boof rhymes with champion.
Nov 19 2012 10:35AM
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SamwiseTheGamgee
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read my mind
Nov 19 2012 10:36AM
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.Hugo.
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Obvious black steve imposter is obvious. Wtf is boof? Smh
Nov 19 2012 10:37AM
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Shukovski
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You need a Phillips Wake-up light.

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Nov 19 2012 10:48AM
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wait.what
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no.... I don't think so
Nov 19 2012 10:52AM
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.Hugo.
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scorpion, million, billion, trillion, avion
Nov 19 2012 10:57AM
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wait.what
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Nov 19 2012 10:58AM
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.Hugo.
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Why you mad though? You asked for em and I delivered.
Nov 19 2012 11:06AM
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wait.what
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Well then, riddle me this, riddler, microwave
Nov 19 2012 11:17AM
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.Hugo.
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way too easy. brave, crave shave, rave, grave, save, pave, misbehave...
Nov 19 2012 11:20AM
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Peach.
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Boof it and find out.
Nov 19 2012 11:20AM
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ZeechMcHuck
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just boof him with any common house hold item, like a lamp for instance
Nov 19 2012 11:27AM
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SterlingArcher
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go to a bunch of payday loan or random websites and enter his phone number as a callback number to get info.
Nov 19 2012 11:34AM
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Peach.
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I have to admit, I've done this to someone before. The consequences are everlasting.
Nov 19 2012 11:43AM
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Six.0.Tree-ski
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Silver
Purple
Try those
Nov 19 2012 12:22PM
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Jeebus.
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1. boof 594 up, 408 down
To stick something up your butt, generally drugs but can include anything.
The only way to do E is to boof it.

Where'd the kitty go? I boofed it.

Nov 19 2012 12:27PM
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.Hugo.
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well that's not fair. those are down right impossible to rhyme with along with orange.
Nov 19 2012 12:27PM
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Rialb
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Dying
Nov 19 2012 12:32PM
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.Hugo.
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chilver, bewilder?

carpal, circle?

idk those kinda rhyme
Nov 19 2012 12:35PM
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crab_pretzel
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made me lol
Nov 19 2012 12:55PM
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CrotchKiller
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he probably oversleeps because his roomate keeps him up until 5 in the morning
Nov 19 2012 12:55PM
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HWW
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door-hinge
Nov 19 2012 2:06PM
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wait.what
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match the syllables dawg, misbehave works.

what about... film and month
Nov 19 2012 2:18PM
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