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Skittle kids be rattled

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Mr.Bishop
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I have absolutely nothing to say about this, but I find it extraordinarily hilarious.

Can we get some photoshop going about this mythical 'skittle kid'.

Have fun with it. I'll send something to the one that makes me laugh the hardest.
Oct 18 2012 3:56PM
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Aidan-G
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Skittle kids? I must have missed something. Please explain
Oct 18 2012 3:56PM
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Laurent.
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Maybe he is referring to this:

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Oct 18 2012 3:58PM
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_DUSTY_
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I have no idea what you're talking about so I search on google...

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Does this have something to do with it?
Oct 18 2012 3:58PM
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maximiliaan
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no base material?
Oct 18 2012 3:58PM
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roddy116
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its if you have alot of colors while you ski.
Oct 18 2012 3:59PM
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Mr.Bishop
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Well, my theory is that its a way to refer to a young tall-t wearing uber-park rat. However, its over the top. Its someone who is more of a gangster than the wu-tang, no more than 11 years old, and so rich that their dad buys rich people to eat for breakfast. Lots of pro skier glam type stuff too.

That is what we're trying to do here... lock down what the true 'skittle kid' really looks like.

Oct 18 2012 3:59PM
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Aidan-G
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Ah. Those kids.

Yes. Let's make fun of them
Oct 18 2012 4:03PM
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SeanTom
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too lazy to find another photo of a skier.

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Oct 18 2012 4:03PM
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_DUSTY_
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Now no one else has to do it...

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Oct 18 2012 4:04PM
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Mr.Bishop
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Not bad... if I like the look of the suit that is a good sign. (I am known for terrible taste).

This is my best shot at what I perceive to be 'skittle kiddednes"

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Oct 18 2012 4:10PM
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Spinoza
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Remember like 2 years ago when tall T's an other such things were all anyone talked about? Not so much anymore
Oct 18 2012 4:11PM
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Mr.Bishop
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Build off the other 'shops.

So when someone makes something, take that imgae and add to it. Use either the first kid, or use mine.

Come on. We need WAY more bling. WAY more.

Oct 18 2012 4:12PM
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roddy116
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thats not super skittle kiddednes, borderline.
Oct 18 2012 4:15PM
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Mr.Bishop
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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu


What did I do wrong?

That shit is fucking tall as balls. I mean that is a superthug right there, and I'm 6'1". Plus there's clear usage of FD Wear AND newschoolers branded outerwear.

THe head/face is limited, but I only had it off because I was sitting there. Usually that would be all bandeezeied out.

Maybe someone shop me a more gangster head? See if we can get there?

If someone can give me the absolute ultimate skittle kid getup, I'll gladly obtain every piece of gear and make that my outfit this season. I'll go to powder week as the fucking ultimate Skittle kid NSer and troll the fuck out of everyone.

Solid blank slate (though needs lots of shop to place me on mountain)

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Oct 18 2012 4:19PM
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Spinoza
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Oct 18 2012 4:21PM
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Aidan-G
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Needs a tupac poster in the back and a pot leaf
Oct 18 2012 4:22PM
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.frenchy
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Ha Bishop this is funny I had to login to say this, people need to see the post on ReJib for this thread to make sense to them...

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And my masterpiece:


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Oct 18 2012 4:25PM
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Mr.Bishop
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I think we're getting something here.

Agreed, tupac poster and pot leaf are key. Guns would be a bonus.
Oct 18 2012 4:26PM
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LoathesRaisins
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Oct 18 2012 4:55PM
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Aidan-G
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It would have to be a fake gun that he is trying to make look real. Also we need horribly shopped in hot woman.

And an obligatory solid 7 face poking out somewhere
Oct 18 2012 4:57PM
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rzarector
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best example of skittle kids I can thing of was at JOI 2010. colby james west was MCing and when the camera showed the top of the inrun, nearly every single competitor was wearing bright, solid colours and colby was like "holy shit it looks like a bag of skittles up there"


Oct 18 2012 5:01PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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I don't mind them if their riding can back up their ridiculous look. But when it can it's just like way to call attention to how mediocre you are in the park.

But yeah you see some ridiculous shit at times, I prefer to let my riding be "louder" than my clothes.
Oct 18 2012 5:03PM
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Mr.Bishop
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Way too backcountry.
Oct 18 2012 5:10PM
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DrZoidberg
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Oct 18 2012 5:11PM
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.nasty
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can't believe you still use the term skittle kid. jesus....
Oct 18 2012 5:13PM
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Spinoza
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yeah its true, and this is why i cant wear my XL saga vest dammit what a supid purchase
Oct 18 2012 5:18PM
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PJS.
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Oct 18 2012 5:22PM
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rzarector
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this this this
Oct 18 2012 5:29PM
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rzarector
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I actually try to wear the stealthiest clothing possible because I work as an instructor and park crew at my hill and we have a no invert rule, so if I get caught doing inverts in my free time I will get in mad shit/fired. I wear black/navy blue/grey as much as possible.
Oct 18 2012 5:35PM
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LoathesRaisins
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Oct 18 2012 5:39PM
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t-raw
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Quoting JakeAssBeatClap from Oct 18 2012 5:03:23:
I don't mind them if their riding can back up their ridiculous look. But when it can it's just like way to call attention to how mediocre you are in the park. But yeah you see some ridiculous shit at times, I prefer to let my riding be "louder" than my clothes.


this kid fucking sucks
Oct 18 2012 5:43PM
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Huck_Norris
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Bishop, I believe the proper terminology now is "rainbow jimmie kids be rustled"
Oct 18 2012 5:43PM
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annex_
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yes?
Oct 18 2012 5:45PM
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Bill.Nye
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Hey, who are you calling too BC?
Oct 18 2012 5:48PM
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Mr.Bishop
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I dont'... but I keep seeing it used in reference to Newschoolers people so I'm trying to understand.
Oct 18 2012 5:50PM
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youngdtay
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FREE KANGBANG!
Oct 18 2012 5:51PM
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THUNT836
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"skittlebang" and "skittlespins"

lingo
Oct 18 2012 6:06PM
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Mr.Bishop
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Dammit... I'm WAY behind the times clearly.
Oct 18 2012 6:08PM
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Aidan-G
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That's it
Oct 18 2012 6:17PM
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pink_squid
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at least the editing and music is good
Oct 18 2012 6:18PM
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Spinoza
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who is kangbangs alias?
Oct 18 2012 6:21PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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http://memegenerator.net/freeskier-kid
Oct 18 2012 6:30PM
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Big_Willy
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This pretty much sums up most park skiers nowdays. I can barely stomach the outfits at Breck/Key's park. The worst is that everyone copies eachother.
Oct 18 2012 9:33PM
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crab_pretzel
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poles arent short enough
Oct 18 2012 9:46PM
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Cotter
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Oct 18 2012 9:55PM
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CheddarJack
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Oct 18 2012 9:58PM
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Cotter
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Oct 18 2012 9:59PM
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.Jacob
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So angry....
Oct 18 2012 10:07PM
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JWoods
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Oct 18 2012 10:12PM
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Peter.
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PLEASE tell me this is just someone trying on a suit for a BST thread
Oct 18 2012 10:12PM
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