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Anyone ever go out on the weekends and use an alias?

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KravtZ
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me and my friends do it all the time its hilarious when we go into NYC or somewhere with a lot of random people. My go to alias I am Don Green.....heir to the green mountain coffee roaster company. People eat that up because its not really a random company most people know of it, but its kinda obscure so people beleive it its hilarious. Banged 4 girls this summer cause of it
Aug 28 2012 8:37AM
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Lé.Skiing
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one time I was invited to a stag party cause I was working at the hotel at the time and everyone got my name wrong but, I was too lazy to correct them.  Kind of an alias also we got really drunk and threw water balloons from the roof at people walking by on the street.  shit was hilarious hands down best night of work.
Aug 28 2012 8:56AM
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applejuice.
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My roommate and I used to do it all the time to get free drinks. We'd both say we were freshman at Pitt and it was our first night out in the Southside (bar area). She was from STL so she would just use a fake name, I'd pick a city I was familiar with and we'd go from there. Guys would buy the whole thing, telling us all the good bars to go to and then pull the "You ladies thirsty? Let's get some drinks goin..." After some casual convo and a few drinks we'd say that we're gonna go check out the other bars. Usually they'd stay behind at the bar but one time a group followed us. They showed up, bought us drinks and we used the bathroom excuse to bail. Dropped our beers on the sink and booked it out the door. I know a lot of guys will talk themselves up and it's so obvious because they're always "in town for a medical conference" meanwhile they have the IQ of a 14 year old and always fuck up the med school dates and details. Dumb!
Aug 28 2012 8:56AM
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snwbrdmilf
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One time a friend and I were going to watch some Chelsea stand up, and decided to pretend we were southern belles up for a visit to watch this "vulgar lady", people thought it was hilarious. And we didn't pay for any drinks :)
Aug 28 2012 9:02AM
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dan1080
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Myself and a few buddies used alias' one time with a group of "sub par" looking girls once that to be quite honest, we are all ashamed of ourselves for hooking up with.
Aug 28 2012 9:48AM
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Casual.
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 28
sometimes when i go somewhere i've never been i use an english accent just because i think it's fun. not really an alias though because i do in like stores or places like that so i don't ever introduce myself or anything
Aug 28 2012 9:57AM
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theBearJew
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Ive done this. I went with a friend to a party. Didn't know a single person and I put on an Irish accent for the entire party. It got easier the more I drank. Then when I left I said bye to everyone without an accent.
Aug 28 2012 10:21AM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
This is something I've wanted todo for a longtime. This and just make up a good lie about myself. I once ha a girl hooked on the fact that I was on an episode of Silent Library (lie) but my friend blew it. Seemed to work because it's cool, but not very suspicious
Aug 28 2012 11:34AM
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5m0k3we3d
Posts: 309 - Karma: 83
I tell sluts that im an astronaut
Aug 28 2012 11:41AM
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Spinoza
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Why are there so many numbers interrupting the word your username mkwed?
Aug 28 2012 11:43AM
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5m0k3we3d
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Mkwed is a pretty popular name and all the other versions were taken
Aug 28 2012 11:45AM
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Carl~Sagan
Posts: 135 - Karma: 15
i do this when talking to strangers on the chairlift
Aug 28 2012 11:50AM
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quaive
Posts: 1055 - Karma: 99
My name is mike, I'm from London, England, and I play on the Toronto Raptor's youth program. Used that one a couple weeks ago at a concert and it worked.
Aug 28 2012 11:56AM
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TheHuggyBear
Posts: 1762 - Karma: 313
lol i do this shit all the time, I serve table and i have a second name tag that says benny. Guests always love the name and eat it up, now its led to parties and even trolling tinychat
Aug 28 2012 11:57AM
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alexat955
Posts: 2732 - Karma: 112
Not an alias but me and a couple of my friends sometimes go out and only speak in Spanish all night
Aug 28 2012 11:58AM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
Aliases will be used when I come of age.
Aug 28 2012 12:00PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8591 - Karma: 8,600
bwahahah
Aug 28 2012 12:10PM
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Hoppy
Posts: 685 - Karma: 95
Never used an alias, but used to pretend to do other obscure and very underwhelimg jobs, when chatting someone up. 'i write the text for the news ticker' or 'i make the sticky part of a post it note' or 'i'm a drummer in a band and we once supported coldplay'.

Once pretended to be a jockey even though im 6ft 2.
Aug 28 2012 12:13PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174

i have a buddy that looks just like matt stajan of the maple leafs.

in university we used to pretend he was matt and that i was his manager.
he played d1 hockey at the time too so whenever chicks started quizzing him he was right on the ball.
coincidentally we are all the same age aswell.

it was flawless. especially if there were a couple other buddies at the bar, they would all get in on it.
he got first dibs, i got second.
the best is when chicks would ask for autographs or pictures lol.

occasionally you would get some dude trying to cock block us, saying your not matt bla bla and we would like synchronize rattling off stats and past seasons, and fuckin name drop like you wouldnt beleave.
my buddy used to wear this hugggge fuckin ring from the year his team won provincials. that was a deal sealer.

THE BEST though, is a few years ago the same buddy and i got to actually meet Matt at this leafs charity ball thing. Later in the evening we saw matt, got talking to him, and explained the story. He fuckin loved it lol. Somewhere i got a picture kicking around of the two of them standing side by side making the finger's beside the mouth, im going to eat your vagina face.

were from canada though eh, so them puck bunnies be plentiful.

and not really an alias, just more truth stretching

Aug 28 2012 1:00PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Every year for a week in early spring Sunday River gets overwhelmed by the British. Every time me and some buddies go, we always try and talk in a British accent and see who can fool the British people.I do say I've gotten quite good at it.
Aug 28 2012 1:14PM
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Dragonite.
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This
Aug 28 2012 1:20PM
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