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TheClap.$ callout

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theabortionator
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So you think you party pretty hard? It looks like you just got one upped.


http://www.policeone.com/patrol-issues/articles/5916155-DUI-suspect-with-627-BAC-arrested-in-Iowa/
Aug 17 2012 4:18PM
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theBearJew
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hahaha holy shit. "Someone with a BAC of more than .4 percent is "clinically dead."
Aug 17 2012 4:21PM
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.Hugo.
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oh my fucking god. whatta baws
Aug 17 2012 4:21PM
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daannnnieel
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I envy that man.
Aug 17 2012 4:23PM
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Mr_Mackey
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Another cool thread broooo.
Aug 17 2012 4:23PM
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Bateman
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Is that... Is that theclap?
Aug 17 2012 4:25PM
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CrotchKiller
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neat response
Aug 17 2012 4:26PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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I hope a tiger bursts through your living room window and eats your face.
Aug 17 2012 4:26PM
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Avifarer
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imagine how much money he has to spend when he's at the bar
Aug 17 2012 4:27PM
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theabortionator
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He prolly drinks 2 handles in the parking lot to pregame to save money.
Aug 17 2012 4:28PM
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TheClap.
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calling bullshit on this one, that meand 62% of his blood was alcohol.

On another note mine was a .48 when I died.
Aug 17 2012 4:29PM
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theabortionator
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Nah it means it was over half a percent
Aug 17 2012 4:30PM
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BdoubleU
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haha fail.
Aug 17 2012 4:31PM
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theabortionator
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Give him a break. He's prolly been doing a lot of drinking today.

Imagine how happy your organs would be if more than half the shit in your veins was alcohol. Honestly, I hate twilight, but I might become a vampire and suck your blood for free booze at that point.

Fuck, you could bleed into a glass so that you have another beverage to cure the morning hangover.


Anybody want a bloody mary?
Aug 17 2012 4:34PM
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TheClap.
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on mobile stfu
Aug 17 2012 4:34PM
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BdoubleU
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if mobile confuses your logic then touche'.

Aug 17 2012 4:35PM
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TheClap.
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Also went sober for the time being, atleast untill the Ranger Race is over in a month
Aug 17 2012 4:37PM
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Toaster-Tony
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Haha this.
Aug 17 2012 4:40PM
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TheClap.
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its also called a missed placed period you dumbfuck

an the blood test a hospital does is completely different then blow tube the po po do
Aug 17 2012 4:43PM
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MNS
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who the fuck is TheClap?

driving drunk is a douchey fucking thing to do, for blowing that high, that guy should be used as a suicide bomber against alqueda.

get two birds stoned at once, eliminate his retarded genes and kill some terrorists.

now call me out on my ignorant post.
Aug 17 2012 4:55PM
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theabortionator
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Yes, because everybody here was saying it's a really good idea to drive super wasted. Pretty much every post was "I want to drink a bunch and drive drunk"

Your post was totally necessary to save the world. Honestly I bet it was more to for appearance than anything.


Well done.
Aug 17 2012 4:57PM
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CashmereCat
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REPRESENT!!!!
Aug 17 2012 5:05PM
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BolderPro
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Dude its like 30 minutes from mine :)
Aug 17 2012 5:13PM
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jmasterp
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holy shit
Aug 17 2012 6:04PM
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PJS.
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Clark blew a .486 during a breath test at the scene, which surpasses Iowa’s legal limit of .08 percent.


You don't say?
Aug 17 2012 6:06PM
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thewhiteprophet
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I once blew over 9000


dicks
Aug 17 2012 6:18PM
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KillaSeason
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you spelled your name wrong there, CHIEF
Aug 17 2012 6:20PM
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thewhiteprophet
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I'm an indian cheif, we spell it differently.

not like a fire chief.
Aug 17 2012 6:23PM
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CrotchKiller
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Ricky is such a boss, solid use of trailer park boys
Aug 17 2012 6:33PM
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powderdrunkie
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hahaha "three, but now it's four"

Aug 17 2012 6:40PM
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rareison
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lol
Aug 17 2012 7:02PM
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Danijela
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lost so hard
Aug 17 2012 7:07PM
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MNS
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U took me seriously, u lose
Aug 17 2012 7:13PM
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theabortionator
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You posted on the internet, of course you were serious. And I never lose.


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Aug 17 2012 7:20PM
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Joebin
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Or he just pours a couple shots in his ass. Thats what gets your really fucked up.
Aug 17 2012 7:33PM
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NotGhood
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did they check his anus for a vodka-soaked tampon?

no but actually that's fucking funny.
Aug 17 2012 7:59PM
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SeanTom
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coming in late to this thread but i immediately visualized this.

Police said when they asked Clark what day it was, he replied, "Three, but now it is four."
Aug 17 2012 8:15PM
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POW-WOW
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Aug 17 2012 8:17PM
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RICK_ROSS
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Aug 17 2012 8:20PM
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Aiden-P
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hey look, kayngbayng is back.
Aug 17 2012 8:36PM
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bo0b
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False
Aug 17 2012 8:44PM
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theabortionator
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And your point was?
Aug 17 2012 8:54PM
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Ski_Alot
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why the hell would you envy a man arrested for a dui with severe alcohol poisoning and should be dead??????
Aug 17 2012 9:14PM
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B.Aussie
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Oh shiiiiiit.
Aug 18 2012 12:48AM
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Aidan-G
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He obviously isn't too bright
Aug 18 2012 12:49AM
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pmw
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op you bug me
Aug 18 2012 12:52AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51675 - Karma: 162,683
what did I do now?


If it makes you feel any better I'm making hamburger helper without hamburger. My life isn't exactly all perfect. It's a struggle man.
Aug 18 2012 2:05AM
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Hamster.
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Can someone please explain the point behind this thread, like where it has gone since the start?
Aug 18 2012 6:42AM
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CrotchKiller
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anual fissures
Aug 18 2012 7:17AM
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Hamster.
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sounds about right.
Aug 18 2012 8:09AM
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theabortionator
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Aug 18 2012 8:41AM
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