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Yeezy
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Nail or bail?
Aug 12 2012 11:51PM
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.Hugo.
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I'd do her in her ear until she was no longer deaf
Aug 13 2012 12:00AM
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Peter.
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i dont really know much about her besides that she was blind, deaf, and mute. how the fuck did she learn to read and shit? blows my mind
Aug 13 2012 12:01AM
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Yeezy
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answer the question bitch
Aug 13 2012 12:05AM
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Mr_Mackey
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I remember third grade.
Aug 13 2012 12:07AM
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Karkoskier
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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?








They rearranged the furniture.
Aug 13 2012 12:10AM
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.Hugo.
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Put a plunger in the toilet
Aug 13 2012 12:12AM
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GEORGEzimmerman
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Aug 13 2012 12:13AM
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powderdrunkie
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glued doorknobs to the walls
Aug 13 2012 12:14AM
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Yeezy
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Due to the fact that you're a counselor commonly dealing with 3rd grade students i find that easy to believe.
Aug 13 2012 12:14AM
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Mr_Mackey
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Mmmmm'kay
Aug 13 2012 12:16AM
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leninlover
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"I can't see or hear shit."

-Hellen Keller
Aug 13 2012 12:43AM
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Karkoskier
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Inspired by one of my good friends.
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Aug 13 2012 1:17AM
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Rosstafarian
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How else did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

Gave her a basketball and told her to start reading.
Aug 13 2012 1:28AM
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roddy116
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uhhm okay
Aug 13 2012 1:54AM
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RICK_ROSS
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hellen keller, anne frank, that girl from the movie True Grit

fuck one, kill one, marry one! GO!
Aug 13 2012 2:51AM
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Dr.Dickless
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watch the fucking miracle worker
Aug 13 2012 3:52AM
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Mr_Mackey
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NO
Aug 13 2012 4:23AM
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Davy.Crockett
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new true grit or old true grit, because the new girl is young as hell
Aug 13 2012 4:39AM
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Sneaky_Aziz
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Marry anne frank, fuck true grit girl, kill hellen. boom
Aug 13 2012 9:20AM
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Bubba-Snax
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wouldn't it have sounded more like this?

"Nnnnnnaaaahhhhnnnnmmnnn"

-Hellen Keller
Aug 13 2012 9:27AM
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stizzle
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How did Helen Keller die?

She walked off a cliff

Why didn't anyone hear her scream?

She was wearing mittens.

Aug 13 2012 9:32AM
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NinetyFour
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Anyone see that Dr. Phil on the deaf-blind triplets? That shit was fucking cray. They needed a room with a mattress on the floor to sleep on at night and when the parents came in in the morning, shit and piss everywhere.
Aug 13 2012 9:40AM
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bdarb207
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Why did Helen Kellers dog kill itself? You would to if your name was AAaaRggaaaacvchhjiiaalll!
Aug 13 2012 9:52AM
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bdarb207
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Dub post but why did Helen Keller get hit by a snow plow? She couldn't tell it to stop because she was wearing mittens.
Aug 13 2012 9:54AM
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fillup
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Did you know hellen keller had a doll house?


Neither did she
Aug 13 2012 10:02AM
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danderson.
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"danderson is the sexiest motherfucker on the planet." - Hellen Keller.
Aug 13 2012 10:10AM
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DayMan
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Does one of your good friends happen to be Bo Burnham?
Aug 13 2012 10:53AM
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Billiards.
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must have been written
Aug 13 2012 11:25AM
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*simba*
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This is so disrespectful...how is it even still here...
Aug 13 2012 11:34AM
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*simba*
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That being said, these used to be my favorite jokes.
Aug 13 2012 11:35AM
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kstanz
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That's what i was thinking what the fuck
Aug 13 2012 11:37AM
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Spinoza
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Based on your posts, I believe this
Aug 13 2012 11:40AM
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howlongcanausern
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best one so far
Aug 13 2012 11:45AM
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Olimar
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you are probably the worst member on this site... you have more posts then you have karma for christ sake.
Aug 13 2012 11:50AM
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bdarb207
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Apologies for the insensitive jokes.
Aug 13 2012 12:30PM
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.Capn.
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How do you keep Hellen Keller entertained... Give her a basketball to read
Aug 13 2012 12:38PM
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Heart
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i lold at the mittens
Aug 13 2012 12:49PM
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Forcillo
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FUCK CHUCK AND MARRY. HOLY SHIT I USED TO PLAY THAT GAME ALL THE TIME IN 8th GRADE.

Relevance: Fuck anne, chuck hellen, marry true grit chick
Aug 13 2012 1:06PM
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baaangthat
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but she turms into a one armed turbo-dyke...
Aug 13 2012 1:16PM
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theabortionator
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I don't see this thread lasting for very long
Aug 13 2012 1:21PM
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crab_pretzel
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...but she can smell it
Aug 13 2012 1:50PM
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